you probably have quite a few opinions
about what's going on in the news cycle
right now but it's important to remember
one thing you're wrong here's why
to start you're completely missing the
point and everything you think is
actually at odds with reality when you
look at the data in fact you're nowhere
close to being accurate it's simple to
understand when you stop for a second
and actually look at the issues once you
open your eyes you'll see that you're
wrong about each and every one of them
wrong wrong wrong wrong but what about
this other thing I heard no if the past
is any indication of the future not only
is there no chance that you'll ever be
right all signs suggest you will never
even come close once in your lifetime
the only way you'll ever be right is to
repeat everything I say word-for-word to
every single person you know until then
you're wrong
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