so there's this thing called Valentine's
Day that's happening this week and
everybody's excited I guess
but they're all stuck in the past and
present in the matters of love I am
always looking to the future a future of
mechanical romance
hey I'm Liz from death battle for
screwattack's top 10 robot girlfriend's
number 10 while she lacks in personality
cosmos from Xenosaga more than makes up
for it everywhere else I mean look at
her and be honest with yourself long
flowing hair
excellent physique limbs that transform
into weapons this girl alone should be
enough to convince you that cybernetic
lovemaking is mankind's inevitable
future but my personal favorite quality
of hers is her logic first type of
mindset which always helps her assess
the situation rationally plus when
things get dicey she can repair almost
any damage she sustains in combat if
there's just one thing I don't really
like about her it's that the K in cosmos
just stands for cosmos doctor Winnicott
I'm incredibly disappointed in you and
your Android's number 9 ok I'm going a
little outside the box for my number 9
sweetheart
Sonic's fellow freedom fighter named
bunny rabbit may not be a complete robot
but cyborg girls are close enough in my
opinion sure she may be a rabbit's but
it's her mechanized limbs which garner
my interest after being half roboticized
by doctor Robotnik one of my personal
heroes Bunny's greatest strength is
literally the strength granted by her
extendable robotic arm and legs with
them bunny can easily break stone and
also my heart and to be perfectly honest
I'm a sucker for the southern belle
charm thing
don't judge me makes me feel attractive
number eight sometimes a robot
girlfriend doesn't need a body to be
perfect so what if patch the AI in the
smart house can only manifest yourself
via indoor virtual projection that's no
issue for me I mean I haven't seen
natural sunlight in over five years
after all hey all the science isn't
gonna do itself regardless this
brilliant milf could make a fine
companion and even a perfect assistant
in my lab and with her vacuum floors
which inexplicably suck up whatever I'll
bet she could even handle boomsticks
messes no problem sure she once had a
glitch in her system which caused
everything to go haywire but what great
technology doesn't come with a couple
bugs to iron out besides she somehow
just so happens to look exactly like
katey sagal so that's a major plus in my
book number seven any prospective
romantic partner of mine must have a
high level of intellect few minds are as
intuitive as ghosts in the shells major
Motoko Kusanagi using her wits hacking
skills and hand-to-hand combat prowess
she apprehends dangerous criminals in
cyberpunk Japan on a regular basis her
synthetic body has other advantages too
for one thing despite not being entirely
mechanical she's physically locked in
her mid-20s so she wouldn't even need my
retro AG serum to maintain her good
looks although there is one obstacle
with the major heterosexual east sex is
pretty painful in her world but I'm up
to the challenge number six
my choice for number six is number six
no really number six from Battlestar
Galactica listen I need a woman with
more than just appealing aesthetics
she's got to be witty and powerful to
boot six was able to single-handedly
bring humanity to the brink of total
eradication forcing those who remain to
abandon their very galaxy she's the one
who sets off the entire reason the
Battlestar Galactica series even exists
is six dangerous absolutely but what fun
is life and love without the potential
for mass extinction number five if I may
be completely transparent with you I've
always been a bit jealous of Roger Smith
from the bago but it's not because of
his Batman s lifestyle nor is it because
of his enormous mech I already have
plenty of those what I don't have is a
mecha woman like our Dorothy Wainwright
his assistant Android Dorothy may be
petite but don't let her small stature
fool you when she needs sue she isn't
afraid to put her superhuman strength
and agility to the test but while Roger
may not always treat her like the lady
she is Dorothy would certainly be
welcome in my laboratory in time if you
know what I'm saying
number four while we've explored the
deadly sides of the Terminator in death
battle before Skynet's truest
masterpiece and my humble opinion is
absolutely the Terminator X or T X she
may not be as skilled of a hunter as the
t1000 but she's still one of Skynet's
most advanced death machines
I mean she's even designed to kill other
death machines shaken more of her body
to repair damage almost instantly and
this also makes it possible for certain
body enhancements at a whim and when she
wants to get a little wild her arms can
morph into a variety of weapons from
busts sauce to flamethrowers to a full
one plasma cannon but my real turn-on
here is how she speaks in the most
passionate and romantic language there
is dial-up internet
puts me in the mood every time number
three I'm not usually one to try
stealing someone else's lady but Jocasta
the bride of Ultron is certainly
tempting unlike her humanity destroying
significant other
Jocasta most frequently aligns herself
with the Avengers she lends them her
protective force field durable titanium
steel body and ability to
holographically disguise herself as a
human not that I think she needs to
change or anything she's perfect the way
she is then again a robot girlfriend who
could turn into anyone number two
Dragonball is no stranger to incredibly
advanced and dangerous mecha people but
only two could ever compete for my heart
nothing against Android 18s good looks
or impressive power but she's not even a
truly mechanical beer on the other hand
Android 21 just speaks to me
she's a super advanced machine and a
brilliant scientist and a beautiful babe
and a powerful fighter and a world
conquering mad woman what else can I say
that hits all the marks on my dating
checklist I guess her ferocious appetite
and desire to eat people could be a
problem but I don't think that's a deal
breaker for me
plus she can transform any substance
into poop
think of all the time saves cooking
meals every day
she's clearly top of the line even with
the weird tail thing but I think after
all these years I finally understand the
term wife it's number one
love can be found virtually anywhere and
I do stress virtual here aboard the
space hopping normani one may not think
twice about the artificial intelligence
guiding the vessel that is until she
stole a sexy synthetic body and started
strutting around the ship edie or the
enhanced defense intelligence is a sassy
and surprisingly caring mecha lady who
protects those she loves with her
excellent brain and the power of the
most advanced ship ever built
speaking of which she technically has
two bodies with Edie as a girlfriend not
only do you get once a seeker vicious
girl in a body originally designed for
infiltration and assassination but also
the best spaceship in the galaxy and
when all was said and done in the story
of Mass Effect Edie was implied to be
responsible for helping to rebuild
civilization throughout the galaxy and
I'd be willing to help for science of
course for my secret number eleven when
Lex Luthor was unable to woo Lois Lane
he had a better idea
build his own glow aslam she proved to
be an excellent companion both in the
lab and in bed and if that weren't
enough he made some other modifications
as well I'm talking about guns lots and
lots of guns