we are having the world's biggest box Fort payback in three two one paint
this video is sponsored by Nintendo of Canada with Splatoon 3.
this these are the newest games I've been absolutely loving it's a super fun and action-packed
game for the Nintendo switch in Splatoon 3 you'll compete against other players to see
who can claim or cover the most Turf with colorful ink splatter not only do you get
to play as ink spraying inkling and octoling characters but you can take advantage of the
cool customization options and show off your true Splatoon style Splatoon 3 delivers the
series signature ink fueled action but also introduces new features and modes that have
never been seen in a Splatoon game before Splatoon 3 is available now exclusively for
Nintendo switch [Music] everyone just slow down stop what you're doing I know we all
came here to play Splatoon 3 and have the best day of Our Lives before we can have our
best day we need to do chores this house is a mess there's toilet paper on that chandelier
we're gonna play Splatoon 3 but first chores no ifs ands or buts about it
foreign [Music]
what's going on what wakey wakey Jake Logan welcome to the paint games this is real life
you tell me Jake okay Jake come on what are you waiting for grab a paint device and get
to work what are you waiting for come on okay oh this is kind of fun
the paint games Jake when does it start right now good days tournaments we'll have four
new contestants competing in a paint domination battle they will have 40 minutes to create
their Fort to which they will then be colored white yes yes I know white paint is boring
but then we will release the colors and may the best speed to win so I don't really know
exactly what is going on right now I don't think I really care because this is awesome
we're having a paint battle your 40 minute timer
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we are going to be building in front of the disgusting swamp that no one's going to want
to come into that's gonna be my defense against everyone else so for my base I'm gonna make
it as crazy hard to paint as possible and then it's all about choosing the right paint
dispensers we are winning this for sure my base is gonna be so big it might not be the
hardest to spray but I'm gonna use so much cardboard even if they do spray it there is
no way they're going to be able to spray all of it [Music] our Ford is complete you're
gonna get in good range of my fort you're gonna have to go through this disgusting blue
swamp now I know what you're thinking Papa J how does your fort not look as cool as Biggs
is that's because it's not about how cool your fort looks but how hard it is to paint
so I thought to myself I just made this a fort when you can make it a castle Jake what
you got going on in here whoa whoa whoa this is top secret information but if you're asking
you see Phil what I'm doing is I'm going for surface areas the more surface area you got
the more paint you're gonna need so not only do I have a corner at every single corner
I also have this uniquely shaped V that is going to have a wall here meaning you are
going to have to paint 14 different surfaces that's a lot more surface area means bigger
Target easier for us to paint I like that now you might think that it's a big massive
cardboard box and it's going to get covered in paint so easily but I have a few tricks
on my sleeve before we get out of this paint battle all of our forts need to be perfectly
white we are ready to paint our forest [Music] looks like here we have a half Castle here's
a half castle and you were very smart to already get your jumpsuit on I am covered in pain
[Music]
we have not started
dude ain't nothing in phone no [Music]
all right guys I am officially on the red team which means all my paint dispensers are
filled up and ready to go with red paint it's a challenge to see who can paint the most
and I've got some pretty unique items here which I think is going to give me an edge
in this all right this is my base I'm team yellow and I'm ready to win did you want to
try again no that was good oh yeah all right then do not fear I'm just kidding it's just
me and I'm Team Green and I'm ready to go you guessed it I'm team blue we are gonna
paint the town blue ladies and gentlemen the challenge is beginning I am very scared in
three two one paint
taking the sneaky approach on this one oh this is going better than I thought come on
little square Gun Mark every part of bix's Base up the whole base's base is all mine
oh nobody is it Logan's face right now I gotta get as much green as I can everywhere this
isn't working fast enough restrategizing
time for the big paint
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my face
this is going very well
get away from my face get away [Applause] from my face no this is perfectly all red
[Music] booty what are you doing he's just targeting my base this is so unfair I'm gonna
get him back though [Music]
Logan tag team ready
all right guys but if I'm gonna win this I'm gonna need to Branch out hey
another picture is op
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I've got an idea now this is a sprayer oh hey blue I see you've been here not anymore
oh yeah it's red Tom sorry yellow looks like red came to ruin your day I'm exhausted oh
no Jake's painting over my paint oh yeah this fort is all mine
there it is okay this is gonna do some serious damage okay maybe not that much damage no
one's got the top of his roof but they don't know my secret weapon let me introduce you
to my little friend oh Logan's Ford is Optimum ew
that's right
let's go
I got a little surprisable and I'm going to beastie's base for this one it's painting
time now
please you get away from here this is my wall of paint
let's do it
okay that's a lot of red no he's ring over my red everywhere I go they keep coming and
spray over it [Music]
can I help you move on
I'm gonna have to get you crazy I'm gonna just walk away there we go nice and red Jake
is just destroying my base hey yep nothing you can do about it Logan now that is a dominated
base I officially said this base is red this is now the Green Castle I'm gonna try to go
get to Jake's before I run out of paint an empty wall perfect oh yeah Green Team here
we come oh now this was a great idea oh I see you here green but you don't know it's
Biggs has a lot of side areas that I can get some extra points off oh perfectly flat wall
I might as well autograph it
say hello to my little friend this sponge
this thing works amazing but if I'm gonna get a lot of surface area fast with a little
bit of time we have left I think I gotta refill my big Blaster and just go to town yeah yeah
oh yeah
now this is some speed painting
oh no who's on the red team oh red T's winning hey get away from there Phil wow
Jake has this whole wall painted red but Logan left his white paint here I think it needs
a little refreshment you know what it worked I can take over this little area guys if I
put a really thick layer at the top it should drip down and turn this whole thing around
what's going on I think I need to step it off the whole area right there and pieces
for it no one's touched it
karate chopping this oh this is red town and Red's winning this challenge that's a proper
red wall that's not good this is not good
that's on my back don't wait for me I don't like this I'm leaving [Music] come on I need
you to have a little more juice
I gotta do everything I can I don't think I can pay anymore [Music] stop the paint battle
no I'm not getting enough time I gotta go time two final paints
oh that just took everything out of me thank you that was probably the most epic paint
Battle of all time but wait Logan there's one question that has to be answered who won
the paint battle contestants it is now time to see who won our paint challenge first up
is yellow out of 100 yellow's paint score is one
yes
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I'm a pink Champion Pig's just doing something what is that crazy guy doing things has removed
a wall thus taking red score from 15 back to
14.
it is officially
what people look over the paint uh guys everyone we're done chores for the day great job time
to enjoy some Splatoon three here we go some Turf War oh dude this is my favorite color
every time you play you get a different color I think Orange has to be one of my favorites
you can't spray the ramps I know I can't spill the ramps but I just keep on spraying see
my thing is I like to get the places that no one else thinks to spread you know a lot
of people are going around they're trying to get the big areas I'm helping my team out
like in the smaller areas oh get a load up on some ink I also love how I'm like completely
invisible like this I'm not completely but I kind of move oh it's the other teams here
oh dude this map's all orange this is Orange City go in here let me get this blue and then
I'm gonna get the wall and then I'm gonna climb up the wall oh all right and then I'm
gonna Chuck your grenade paint grenade that is there's also like a moving platform down
here which is uh pretty sweet you can just keep spraying and just keep on filling it
up painting takes time especially when you're trying to make it a Picasso gonna slide over
here get out of here oh dude someone came over here do my area
oh yeah over the right look at all this area here see my guys forgot about this that's
why I wanted real life I'm always thinking about the little places let's push up and
grab this middle area it's basically going to come down to who has this middle area this
turf war is heating up oh no no no no no no no no no there is a lot of orange I don't
know man I don't know it's like really close what if I go back here and just start spraying
long oh Logan has a good idea I've got 35 seconds you think how you do this yeah the
back of their side and not even know what's coming oh no I fell down here I'm trying [Music]
oh they knew what I was doing they would not let me get back behind them oh man I don't
know I don't know there's a lot of blue but there's also a lot of orange okay wait there's
10 seconds let's just spray around here get the extra points
guys who do you think one let us know never mind never mind oh there was there was a lot
more maps but that's okay because I've got a lot of time to practice and get even better
at this game and guys another huge thanks to Nintendo of Canada for sponsoring this
video hope you guys enjoyed it be sure to go check out Splatoon 3 you can have some
awesome fun painting with your friends