-Now, I've got to share some of my favorite
airport fail stories from you guys.
Here we go. This first one is from @Bamabeano.
-Ooh.
-He says, "I was running late for a connecting flight
that was leaving in five minutes.
So, I had to race from gate A to gate G.
Halfway there I realized someone was yelling out to me,
'Run, Forest, run!'"
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Bamabeano.
-This one is from @colleenm.
She says, "I was fiddling with the side of my plane seat
and grabbed something I thought was the recliner handle.
Then I realized I had decided to stretch out behind me.
I had grabbed a bare foot."
[ Laughter and applause ]
-Oh.
-This one is from @Deanna MAD.
She says, "I took an edible while waiting at the airport.
Ended up missing my flight on purpose
because I was too relaxed and wanted to finish watching
'The Great British Bake Off.'"
[ Laughter ]
[ Applause ]
Hawaii is not going anywhere. Hawaii is not going anywhere.
-Oh, wait. A foot.
-This one is from @Le Marz.
She says, "my brother and I were at a self-check-in machine
when a woman behind us asked for help.
After that, everyone thought we were airport employees.
We were there for three hours checking people into Toronto.
[ Applause ]
This one is from @wford22.
He says, "I was walking in the airport to my gate
when a little kid ran past me yelling,
'The poop is coming out!'"
[ Laughter ]
-Aw! -Run, Forest, run!
[ Laughter ]
-Gate number two.
[ Laughter ]
-This one is from @BohemianJenn.
She says, "A legit clown once sat next to me on a plane.
When we made eye contact, he felt the need to assure me
that he was a good clown, not a creepy clown."
[ Applause ]
Or is that what a creepy clown would say
to trick you in to thinking.
This one's from @Danielita89.
She says, "I fell asleep during a long layover and woke up to
a little girl poking me and asking out aloud,
'Mommy, is she alive?'"
[ Laughter and applause ]
Leave the dead lady alone, sweetheart.
Last one is from @KatyByrneDesign.
She said, "I once sat next to a man who slammed two servings
of nachos right after takeoff.
Later, when the flight hit turbulence he started yelling,
'This isn't going to end well!'"
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