You wanna be her board of director.
She...
( music playing )
Like my grandpappy always said,
it's hard to tell if somebody's a CEO or a murderer.
So this game's in honor of you, Grandpappy!
It's time for...
Okay, we're going to be shown a picture of someone,
and then we're gonna use our paddles to guess,
is this person a CEO or a killer?
Not necessarily on death row,
but many killers do end up there.
Whoever loses gets the chair.
So this is a big deal.
And how hard is this gonna be, Stevie?
- I mean, really? - Stevie:
Really. Are you ready for the first one?
- Both: Yes. -
- Rhett:
'cause that would make it easy.
He seems equally capable of good leadership and murder.
You know what I'm saying? I think that--
that's the kicker of this game, really.
He is not posing for this photo.
I think this is a photo taken
before he thinks the photo is gonna be taken.
He's like, "When are you gonna take the pho-- oh, that was it?"
No, I think he's doing a little video.
This is like an instructional video.
Oh, this is a still from a video.
Because he is a ♪ CEO ♪
Oh, you think he's a CEO, too, huh?
Or are you lying so that you can change the last second?
He does have murder in his eyes. He's capable of murder.
Either way, I will say that.
Yeah, the eyes-- eyes go deep.
Okay, we're ready.
Oh, yeah, let me see your final answers.
Are you not doing a three, two, one?
I'll do a three, two, one.
Three, two, one.
Murderer.
Ha, the reveal.
-
It's actually John Scully,
the former CEO of Apple,
who's best known for firing Steve Jobs in 1985.
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
So he murdered Steve Jobs' career for a moment.
- Yes. - Okay, so we're both right.
( laughter )
He did have the look of death in his eyes,
I will say that. He looks much nicer there.
- Link:
-
- Yeah. -
- Link:
Weird Al's grandma?
- ( laughter ) - Yes!
That's exactly who I was thinking.
- Link:
but I feel like I've seen him.
In a boardroom, perhaps?
All right, I'm ready to vote.
Okay, three, two, one.
I'm saying this is a killer
- because I think this is-- - It looks like a courtroom scene.
- ...a courtroom photo. - Yeah, right, yeah.
You're both right. It's a killer.
It's serial killer Rodney J. Alcala,
who appeared as a contestant on "The Dating Game" in the 1970s,
then he stalked and murdered a woman--
Well, the stalking part was, I guess, in the '60s,
and the murdering part was in the '70s.
He stretched it out a little bit.
- Creepy. - Just the ol' slow play.
First it starts with a game show appearance.
Oh, no. Oh, sorry. It's plural-- "women."
So there's murdering in both of those decades, to clarify.
- Oh, my goodness. - Okay. Okay.
You know what's even more creepy?
Those splotches behind that contestant.
It's like, what is that supposed to be,
like some sort of squid that's gonna eat her?
- No, I think that gave him the idea. - Oh.
Okay, let's see the next one.
Oh, look at this guy.
( laughs )
Spiky hair. This is a skateboarder.
This could be in the killing phase,
like, this is when he was a killer,
or this is before he was a CEO.
You know what I'm saying?
You can be a CEO with spiked hair, man.
What if he's just a killer CEO. Is that an option?
I'm glad-- wow, I got you.
He's a killer CEO.
I gotcha. I hit you in the funny bone.
Okay, I got my answer.
Three, two, one.
This guy's a CEO, I believe,
of a skateboard or s--
Like Patagonia.
No, not Patagonia.
Like a skateboard shop.
- This is the Patagonia CEO. -
This is Jack Dorsey, the CEO of Twitter.
- Rhett:
He needs to get training on how to hold a mic.
He doesn't seem confident with that mic.
You gotta really grasp it, man.
- Like a skateboard. - Well, he's always
at the receiving end of, like, biting news.
- Yeah. - You know what I'm saying?
These guys these days.
If you head up a platform,
you are just setting yourself up.
You need to just ( clicks tongue ) head it over to somebody else.
- It's a tough position. - I'm just saying,
if you're the head of one of those companies...
- Right. - ...you are gonna be in a storm all the time.
And you're gonna hold the mic like this, like a defeated person.
- Okay. -
There she is. Is she walking out
of a boardroom or out of a hearing?
She looks-- I mean--
She's got that far-off look in her eyes,
like, "I wish I didn't kill that person."
She looks like she could strangle somebody with those forearms.
But she could also do a presentation--
you know what I'm saying?
She could point-- she could use the laser pointer as well.
CEOs and their laser pointers.
- Okay. -
- Yeah. - Ready to vote.
Three, two, one.
Definitely a killer. We agree on this.
She's a killer all through and through.
Yes, those are not laser-pointing arms.
They are killing arms.
This is Australian Kathleen Folbigg
who was convicted of murdering her three children.
- Oh, no. - Oh, come on, Kathleen!
- That's horrible. - What was her name?
Folbigg.
Oh, gosh.
CEO of horrible decisions.
Is that it?
-
Oh, what's she look--
is she looking at me or is she looking at you?
Now, I wanna work for this woman. I mean--
You wanna be her board of director?
She--
That sounded like a real dirty joke.
And if you changed it just a little bit, it could be.
Would you like to see my board of director?
Yeah, yeah, don't ever say that.
Uh, she wears sunglasses inside.
She's the boss, man.
-
You think she's a CEO.
Oh, all day long.
- Okay. -
Three, two, one.
She's a murderer, man.
- She is a CEO. - She is a coldblooded killer.
Sign me up for whatever product she sells.
I don't think you want to be signed up for this,
because she is a killer.
- Oh! -
and she was dubbed the "Black Widow"
because she murdered her husband,
two former lovers, and two other men
to collect their inheritance.
- Oh. - Oh.
I think my grandpa did that.
But she's kindly handing that cross to a policewoman.
"Here you go, honey.
Remember me."
All right, we've tied it up, Link.
Okay, let's see who's next.
Oh, wow, the arches.
( laughing ) The golden arches.
This is the CEO of McDonald's.
If not, she missed a great opportunity.
Uh, man, those are not killer teeth.
That's dentures.
Let's not rip the CEO to shreds here.
Killers don't have dentures, though.
It's common knowledge.
That is a plastered-on smile if I've ever seen one.
She's hiding just lots of murder.
-
- It's a facade. - She's like...
"I'm not a murderer.
I'm a CEO."
It's quite a necklace, too. I'd kill for that.
Okay, you ready? Three, two, one...
But I think she's a CEO.
She's gotta be a CEO, right?
I mean, that's a glossy shot.
-
Yeah, what is--
This is Anne Mulcahy,
and she's the former CEO of Xerox.
Xerox, yes!
Xerox.
- Yeah. What have they been up to? - What the heck is...
Wow, that explains why she's so happy looking.
Okay, guys, it's tied. This is your last one.
Are you ready?
- Both: Yes. -
Oh, that dude.
- Rhett:
He should be killed for that shirt.
This is his driver's license photo.
Yeah, this is the happy times.
Um...
Boy, I am at a loss.
This is tough. He's got friendly eyes.
He's made several bad decisions, though.
That shirt, that goatee.
What's happening on the left side, his right side?
Maybe he saves all of his good decisions
- for his company. - For the boardroom?
For his board of director?
To me, I trust the eyes.
I trust the business decisions
that this fashion faux pas man is making.
He doesn't look like a killer, does he?
- Stevie:
Three, two, one.
- CEO. - Yeah, I'm-- I--
One of us-- we're going-- someone needs to go for the win.
I don't think he's a killer.
I think he just makes bad decisions.
Fine, I'll change my answer.
I'm going for the win and saying he is a killer
even though his eyes are trustworthy.
Okay, I'm gonna save the answer
until the end of this sentence.
Can-- are you ready?
- Yeah. -
the CEO of Backpage.com,
but he-- I guess I didn't really save it until--
( laughing )
-
He recently pleaded guilty to charges of money laundering
and conspiracy to facilitate prostitution.
So here he is looking like a killer,
but he didn't kill anyone, as far as we know.
But he's a criminal.
-
( groans ) Okay.
That means I get the... chair?
No, the chair is the punishment.
Haven't you ever heard of the chair?
Oh. You get the chair.
Oh... it's just a chair.
( laughter )
But it's cool. It's wood.
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