[LIVELY MUSIC]
Welcome, foolish mortals, to The
Great Muppet Evil Laugh-Off.
In honor of our new special, "Muppets Haunted Mansion,"
we are going to compete to see who has the best evil laugh.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, tell them the important part-- about moi.
I'm sorry. I should have started with that.
How could I forget?
All right, this competition will be judged by the one and only--
and contractually obligated--
Miss Piggy.
[CHIMES]
Thank you.
Hm, hm, hm, hm.
OK, everybody, you'd better be good.
I am very judgmental.
Let's laugh it up.
First up, we have The Great--
[DRUMROLL]
--Gonzo.
Wa ha haaa.
Mmm, not bad.
All right, coming up next, we have
the lovely Yvette Nicole Brown.
[RIMSHOT]
Wa ha ha ha ha haa arrrr.
Mmm, pretty good.
Not really sure I'm getting the evil.
More saucy scary, but, you know.
All right, you're up Pepé.
Show them how it's done.
[RIMSHOT]
Muh hu ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
That wasn't evil.
That was disturbing.
[BUZZ]
OK, OK, OK, Miss Piggy, I'm going to give it a shot.
[CLEARS THROAT]
(SKEPTICALLY) OK.
Muh hu ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Whoo.
[COUGH]
Mm.
Ah, wow, OK.
[COUGH] So who, uh, who wins, Miss Piggy?
None of you.
The winner is--
[DRUMROLL]
--moi!
(HIGH-PITCHED) A ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Wow, that-- that was evil.
That's an evil laugh. - What?
No, that wasn't my evil laugh.
That was just my laugh.
What do you--
Oh, no, no, no.
That-- that-- really?
Yeah.
ANNOUNCER: Catch "Muppets Haunted Mansion"
with Gonzo, Pepé, and the gang, now streaming on Disney+.