All right.
OK.
I'm going to read a question, and you
have to answer the first thing that comes to your mind.
You can think about it though.
There's no time limit.
And then you--
[DING]
--hit that for no reason at all.
Got it.
Let's get this one out of the way.
Boxers or briefs?
[MUSIC PLAYING]
I guess briefs.
[DING]
All right.
What do you sleep in at night?
Those briefs.
[DING]
OK.
What celebrity are you mistaken for?
None.
Really?
No.
I wish I was.
Do people ever say, "You look like Bradley Cooper,"
and they don't know it's you?
No.
Really?
But quite a few people come up and say,
"Everybody says we look alike."
Oh, really?
Yes.
Yeah.
And what do they look like usually?
They probably look the way I do, which is, you know, not great.
I always think-- I'm like, "Oh, we do?
Yeah, I guess we do look alike.
Yeah."
All right, when you have a meeting,
are you early, on time, or late?
Always on time--
Yeah.
[DING]
--if not early.
I'm early.
[DING]
Yeah.
I'm early.
[DING]
I'm earlier.
[DING]
I don't know about that.
Yeah.
I can leave and somehow make up time and be earlier,
even if I left later.
[DING]
Before they even got up, I'm there.
[DING]
Where do you keep your Grammy?
Bookshelf.
[DING]
(LAUGHING) I was like, Grammy?
What are you talking about?
I thought it was a joke.
That was hilarious.
I was like--
[LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY]
Did you see that reaction?
Yes.
Yeah.
That's hilarious.
You better put it somewhere more prominent you see it.
What do you do that makes your daughter laugh?
Dance goofily.
[DING]
What's goofily?
Like, you want me to do it?
Yeah, I'd like to see goofily.
I don't even know.
I want to see if it makes me laugh.
I don't even know.
Well, I usually hold her.
I usually hold her on my shoulders.
And I look in the mirror, and I go, like, "Yay," like this.
Yeah, like that.
That would make me laugh too, if you held me on your shoulders
and did that.
What's your favorite curse word?
It's actually an Italian one.
It's [BLEEP] [BLEEP].
It's [BLEEP] [BLEEP] [BLEEP].
You mother-- [BLEEP] [BLEEP].
Wow.
[DING]
Wow.
It gets a lot in there.
It also sounds like a delicious pasta dish.
I will have the [BLEEP] [IMITATING ITALIAN],, no cheese.
If you can't sleep in the middle of the night, what do you do?
Eat.
[DING]
Like, what kind of things?
Like cereal.
[DING]
Yeah.
That would keep you up, because that's sugar.
I know.
[DING]
I didn't say it was smart.
[DING]
I like this thing.
[DING]
Yeah, I know.
There's really no need to hit it after every sentence.
[DING]
I'll take that--
[DING]
--in stride.
OK.
What is the scariest thing you've ever done?
A bungee jump.
[DING]
You did that?
Yeah.
Only once?
Twice.
[DING]
I so follow instructions.
Wow.
You said that you did the thing.
Yeah.
I'll stop doing it.
Yeah.
Would you jump out of a plane ever?
I would.
Yeah.
Because that seems like that would be safer
than bungee jumping to me.
I agree.
Yeah.
Because you're attached to somebody.
Right.
I'm going to ask you one.
OK.
Where's the weirdest place a fan has approached you?
In a bathroom stall.
[DING]
Tell us that story--
or not.
It's not-- you know, they just sometimes-- you know,
if I go to the bathroom, they follow me in.
And they just, like, "hi."
Right.
And I'm like, "Hi."
"I'm a huge fan."
"OK, thank you."
It's horrible.
Right.
Sometimes they don't--
This is you going-- like, you can't see them
but you're hearing?
Is that what that was?
I was acting out behind the--
Got it.
Yeah.
I was acting it out.
So it happens after you've gone into the stall?
I'm in the stall.
You're in the stall.
Yeah.
Got it.
Yeah.
And then they just start talking to me through the stall.
Wow.
Sometimes they wait--
That's crazy.
--till I get out, and then they want
to shake my hand before I even go to wash my hands.
Oh, man.
And I'm like--
So this has happened more than once?
It happens all the time.
I now can't go to the bathroom by myself.
I have to be--
I go in between five people and I can duck.
Oh, my god.
That's not true.
All right, hey, you just won $10,000 from our friends
at Shutterfly for your charity, One Family Foundation.
Thank you.
Wow.
Thank you.
Tell us about the foundation.
Yeah.
My father passed away in 2011 of stage four cancer,
and I realized how much of a benefit
we had because I was able to take care of him.
So I started this foundation in his name,
really, in order to provide care for stage four cancer patients
who don't have the kind of funds and ability or family members
that can help them out.
So we have a couple of-- we started in Hackensack,
and we're at Georgetown Hospital.
And we hope to go all throughout the country.
So thank you.
That's fantastic, Bradley.
Yeah.
All right, The Avengers--
End Game opens in theaters nationwide tomorrow, April 26.
We'll be right back.
Thanks.