[Captions by Jeffrey D. at Y Translator] Did you guys know
that if it's on the internet
it has to be true.
Right?
Wrong!
Who said that?!
If only the internet had an approval process.
That's asking way too much.
People got caught lying on the internet.
Here we go part 7.
I don't know man.
I've done a lot of these.
They never get old.
"I knew my girl was cheating on me when she said she was at the mall
with her friend Carrie,
but Carrie was laying right next to me."
Shaking my damn head!
This girl is out cheating on him,
but he cheating on her with Carrie!
"Oh, I'm out with Carrie."
"Carrie's in my bed."
Man y'all both caught.
"Look what my beautiful girlfriend sent me."
"She is so hot."
"We are going to red lobster tonight."
"Our favorite."
[Laughs]
Posted a pic of Mia Khalifa!
"That's not your girlfriend!"
"Yes, it is."
"We have been dating two weeks!"
"Don't be jelly."
"It's Mia Khalifa for anyone who don't know."
"She famous, you are lying."
Hey man, what if Mia Khalifa actually sent him that pic?
Maybe they are going to ‘Red Lobster’!
Maybe that's their favorite and he posted,
proof!
"For all you sad people saying she's not my girlfriend,"
"Look she just texted me a pic."
"Here's PROOF."
Fake text combo.
"Hey baby I love you."
"Love you too baby."
"Send me a pic."
"Ok."
Oh my God, it's the same pic!
"It's me."
[Laughs]
"Wow!"
Totally 538% legit.
If you don't believe it, you a hater.
Haters will say it's fake!
So, this person on tumblr,
posted this picture and was like grocery store
after midnight.
1979.
You know you gotta add the date and it has to be like vintage
because you know, like Tumblr aesthetic!
There is literally a stand
of Powerade right there.
They did not have Powerade in 1979!
Why y'all always lying?
Man I'm telling you:
If you post anything for likes, Like if they stupid!
Little Jimmy over here photoshopped his school photo into a suit
and then into a party.
Complete mad lad over here.
Then he posted it on Facebook,
and then Grandma Debora's gonna comment on the photo.
"David, who are these girls?"
"Were you at a party?"
"Does your mother know about this?"
"You are in big trouble young man! If you don't get your feet on my doormat,"
"I can promise nothing good if I see you!"
The fact that grandma actually looks at this and is like:
"It's that my great-grandson?"
"Up to no good?"
"At a party, with women?"
The only cookies you getting are grandma's bony arthritis backhand!
"This is someone dying while having an MRI scan."
"Before you die, your brain releases tons and tons of endorphins"
"that make you feel a range of emotion."
"Tragically beautiful."
"#1 post in Tumblr history."
"THIS IS A GIF OF SOMEONE"
"TURNING INTO A ZOMBIE FROM THE WALKING DEAD!"
"I AM DONE WITH THIS STUPID WEBSITE"
Bye!
Y'all take anything, make up a fancy story for it
and post it.
Get them "likes"!
"I have very bad news for you guys."
"I am sick."
"The doctors say that I have"
"less than one month left."
"What happened?"
"Are you serious?"
"Yes."
"Please call me."
"Sorry babe, I will."
And her boyfriend comments: “Does this mean we are over?”
Her dad is gonna comment: “Don't believe a word she says.”
“Dad, stop I'm going to block you!”
If their parents are gonna call you out
on it, you know it's not legit.
Man who lies about that?
[Coughs]
I'm sick.
I only have three minutes left to live!
One like on this video equals one more minute I get to live.
"Fresh out the shower selfies."
Do you guys ever just come out
of the shower with a full face of makeup?
Did you wash your face?
She gonna wash the rest of her body but not wash her face.
Man, just got naked and threw a towel on!
I bet you're not even naked under that,
you just wrapped the towel over your tube top.
Nothing but lies in these photos.
I mean she could have showered
and not washed her face.
I've done that before.
When it's 4 o'clock and you hella sweaty but you got a party to go to at 5 o'clock.
I've done that before.
She lyin, her hairs is not even wet.
We got this kid over here!
Himaaamshu--
Hima-- Hima- aamshu Rao.
This is him.
This is also him.
Totally legit!
You know. angles are everything!
Definitely not photoshopped!
100% natural hard work.
If you work hard too,
you can have a body like "Himaamshu".
The only hard work you're doing is on your fingers and Photoshop,
and it wasn't even that hard.
"So, my ex put up a status asking all his friends to delete me"
"and then told them the reason for our breakup was because"
"I wanted too much attention."
"Hehe."
"So let's get something straight as far as this attention thing."
"I left him because it was like dating a preteen girl"
"lacking self-esteem and seeking compliments and validity."
"It took too much energy and I've been trying to avoid immaturity."
"I hope you find yourself someday, love."
"And by the way,"
"I'm pretty sure I make a lot more money than you."
Okay?
"#salted"
"Love the ex posts."
"Every time I see one I think: 'Yep...someone still isn't over it.'"
And her mom comments,
"Where do you get money from?"
"You don't even have a job!"
"God knows you don't even call"
"to ask how your son is since you've been missing since Sunday."
"Have a good time where you are because I don't want you back!"
What's going on here?
So, her boyfriend broke up with her
and now she's posting on Facebook saying she broke up with him,
and did this whole pathetic post trying to accomplish I don't know what.
"I make more money than you!"
And her mom is gonna be like:
“You don't even make any money!"
"You don't have a job!”
“Bitch, how you making money?"
"Your sugar daddy taking you"
"to Red Lobster for dinner does not count!”
And she got a kid too?
Man, I got no respect for people
who don't take care of their kid!
"My photograph."
"I went to the park and saw this little bunny hopping"
"and then I went closer but not too close."
"Zoomed in and shot the pic."
"It's so cute!"
*Winky face*!
Then it ran away into a bush.
Look me square in the eye,
and tell me you took this pic.
Probably like everybody
has seen this pic on the internet.
Yeah, man you definitely took this pic!
It's just like every time I see these it's just so pathetic.
Like posting somebody else's picture, which is just a Google search away,
and you're gonna be like: "I took this pic!"
"Talented photographer right here!"
"Boring person with nothing to post,"
"so I'm gonna lie about it here!"
Insert attention right here!
Since you so damn thirsty for it.
"Me without makeup!"
[Laughs]
Oh my God, guys!
Look at her natural face that she was born with!
Like she just popped out of her mom like this!
Lipstick and fake lashes and everything.
"You have enough makeup on don't lie."
"No, fake tan."
I didn't't know fake tan
makes your eyebrows darker and your lips have lipstick on them!
And bruh, what is the rest of this pic?
I'm sure the main focus is the make-up, right?
Oh geez.
Hey, we got Thanos when he was a kid!
Before his chin turned into a ball sack.
"My hard work finally started to pay off."
#Swaq with the q.
#Lean #Bodybuilder #Hot.
"Is that really you?"
"It's been like three weeks"
"since you started working out."
"Yes, it's me alright."
"Are you serious?"
"That's the dumbest shop I've ever seen."
"Do you really expect people to fall for this?"
"Stop making a fool out of yourself."
"Shut the hell up idiots!"
"You're just jealous of me."
Y'all better shut up before he snaps!
Oh he don't got the gauntlet yet.
[Thanos speaking]
Oh, that's better!
Not what'd you say?
"He looked like he was a bit cold."
"So, I knit him a sweater."
So this dude just stole a pic,
of someone's snake and lied about knitting him a sweater.
The real person who made the sweater for his snake and the real owner
of the snake posted proof.
"This is my snake her name is Nessie."
"How dare you call her a he?"
"Did you just assume my snakes gender?"
Man, people even lying about their pets.
Do no nope ropes get cold?
Feel like all of them should be required to wear sweaters.
So when you hold it, it doesn't just like slip
right out of your hand.
I feel like that would happen.
But yeah, I've dealt with snakes before.
I've been around a lot of snakes.
Oh, y'all would know what I'm talkin about soon!
So this girl posted a picture on Facebook.
"Yes, I'm naked."
"Definitely hundred percent me."
"And yes, naked: no clothes, nothing!"
"God, you are so S X C."
"If you're gonna use other people's pics"
"and claim them as your own, at least make sure"
"it's not one of the most famous women on the planet"
"and you crop her face out."
Who that?
I don't even know who it is.
Selena?
Is that you?
No?
That's embarrassing!
At least crop her whole face out so people can't tell
but I mean if she's famous it's probably a famous picture
and you have no business saying it's yours!
I mean I understand catfishing as like a YouTuber or famous internet person
but y'all can't catfish a celebrity.
We got this dude over here
who posted this picture of him and his girlfriend kissing.
I think there's something wrong with your girlfriend.
She got a really long neck!
Is that a giraffe under there?
He pretended to kiss himself Like: “Oh, oh!
Alex!
Oh, that cherry chapstick taste good.”
What am I doing?
He got a wedding ring on.
He married to whoever
under there-- his hand.
So we got this Russian athlete over here.
She's wearing a shirt that says: “I don't do doping.”
Russian athlete filmed in “I don't do doping” shirt
fails Olympic drug test.
"Heh, If I wear this shirt,"
"maybe I'll pass my drug test!"
[Laughs]
Well that's embarrassing.
"I hate when people offer me alcohol when they know I don't drink."
"Like, get that garbage out of my face."
"Ashlyn, we can clearly see you over here"
"with some booze."
"They offered it to you"
"but you still gonna take it."
"Who you trying to fool?"
When you have your parents added on Facebook.
Meanwhile on Snapchat, we got Ashlyn here partying
with her friend, got her booze in her hands and everything.
Okay girl we see you, we get it.
You trying to look like
Grandma’s perfect angel.
But we know the truth.
"My whole neighborhood gossiping about my "smoking habit."
"Hey sweetie, it's Amy."
"Randy was out mowing when he said he noticed you drive past"
"smoking a cigar of some sort."
"A lot of children live on the street,"
"so I will speak on their behalf and request that you keep your habits"
"private from the kids."
"Hey, it was just a taquito."
"No bad habits here."
She drivin' eating a taquito.
And they're like: “Oh my God!”
"What is she smoking?”
"Smoking?"
"Where?"
I want to drive through my neighborhood like:
[Hits a dart]
Maybe roll down my window
if I see some kids, be like blow my water out of my straw
all over them.
I'll show you bad habits!
Here we got two men and a truck.
Two men and a truck.
Who's this dude in the middle over here?
Y'all lying about your family business.
It's obviously three men and a truck.
Maybe they upgraded
and they just haven't changed the sign yet.
This is clickbait.
I hired two men and one truck and y'all show up with three people?
Man, I ain't ready for this.
Top 10 Anime betrayals.
Whoa!
We got John over here with his shiny ass face.
He over here looking like handsome Squidward.
"Damn homie you got makeup on!"
"What the hell you talkin about, Chris?"
"Don't hate on my good complexion."
"I'm in the woods on ATV f*** you bitch."
"Your complexion does look flawless here."
"Thanks, must be sunlight."
That complexion a little too flawless like you know that thing
that you buff your car with and did it all over his face.
No but for real though Android has like a filter thing.
So when you take pictures, it like smooths your skin like that.
Haters will say it's photoshopped but really they dumb as hell.
Ain't nobody got time to transfer photos on their computer,
put it in Photoshop, edit it, render it,
send it back to the email and then post it.
So we got this girl called Brianna Wu.
I don't know she famous or whatever
and she's like,
"After I came out to my parents, they left me homeless."
"No child should have to go through that."
"As a congresswoman,"
"I'll fight for those kids."
So now she all famous and stuff
but a couple years ago, she tweeted this:
"When I was 20 my parents handed me $200,000 to start an animation business."
"I learned more from that experience than anything in college."
This b**** lying about her parents kicking her out!
But now she's saying they give her 200 thousand dollars.
Man I'd be like: “Hell yeah, bye b*****! if y'all gonna give me 200K!”
Man, what happened to that money?
'Cause you know her business obviously didn't happen.
Rich people be like "$200,000?"
For a learning experience!
Man, what's with parents giving their kids so much money?
My parents didn't have money for college!
This girl posted this picture,
"Doing some homework!"
Where?
Only if you get ready for stripper school,
and they don't even go to school,
but if that's her career path I think she'd do a pretty good job.
Anyways that's all for today.
I hope you guys enjoyed this video.
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Awooo!
I love you guys so much!
Thanks for watching.
Bye guys.
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