MYRON: Duh, here is your breakfast, Mr. Haggis.
It is your favorite.
Oh, boy.
[clanking]
[ding]
Duh, Magic Leprechaun Charm, just add water.
Top 'o the mornin', laddies.
Say, nice palace you got here, sonny.
You know, it's a dirty hand that makes a clean house.
Ah!
It's a foreigner!
Throw him out at once!
Wait!
But I'm a magic leprechaun.
I can grant you anything you wish.
Give me a flowin' mane of me own locks, right now.
All right, all right.
I'll grant you your wish, but only if you can first pass
a test, if you're man enough.
Oh, yeah?
I can pass any measly test.
You've got yourself
a deal!
HAGGIS: Oh!
And now for the first test, baldy.
Can you keep your temper?
Ha, what temper?
Duh, yeah, he is always mad.
If you fail, the big dumb houseboy is mine.
Let's begin.
[snap]
Click.
[operatic singing]
Once upon a time there was an ugly little Scotsman
who was very angry.
He had only three sons.
Now the first one, he done ran away
and went to live on the moon.
Where he was very happy.
Now the second son ran away to live in a crack
in the Blarney Stone.
Ah, ah, ah.
And it was a very comfy home, indeed.
And then finally, the last son left
home to live inside a cave.
Then he invited all his friends, who have a big party.
And they all lived happily ever-- uh, happy, uh,
he lived, uh, (MUMBLING) Oh, yeah.
He lived happily ever
Ah!
Duh, one nation, unguarded, where witches fan.
Oh, ah, pain, that hurts, I think.
Do it again.
More.
Eh, whenever you're done, you can hand over that houseboy.