It's so hot in Japan right now.
It's August, and we thought: You know what we gotta do? We gotta hit the beach.
So, this is Kamakura, which is only 1,5 hour away via subway from Tokyo.
[M] That's awesome! [S] So we're going to spend the rest of the day playing on the beach.
[M] Let's go! [S] See you later!
[S] No, Dan, we're actually going to another part. [M] We're going this way. Let's go.
Yeah, yeah, this is the wrong part. We gotta go somewhere else.
Now here's the really unique part about coming to a beach in Japan:
It's not just a bunch of sand with some dumb umbrellas stuck in them.
There're actually beach houses all over the place.
And every beach house is unique.
Some beach houses will allow you to use the shower room and have a locker room.
Some will be even more like, ante up versions of that.
Make sure you check out all the different deals because they also have different food and different alcohol.
Look at that yakisoba, on the beach.
That is glorious.
[S] I shouldn't have eaten all the bonito flakes at once. [M] I was gonna say.
That was literally all bonito flakes.
[M] You gotta mix it up. [S] I f** up! I f** up real bad!
We're at a beach in Japan and they have this awesome hut that is like a hawker centre
with thai food in it and lots of other foods as well.
They have curries, they have turkish food, they got ramen, they got everything.
I like this beach a lot. Can we move here?
How do we move here?
Dan knows how to move here, we're gonna ask him.
LET'S GO SWIMMING!
The sand is so hot!
[S] Oh, yeah!
This is some nice...
These aren't the purest waters of Japan.
Oh my god, yeap.
It's gonna floss my butt crack real nice.
The worst part is always when your genitals first get wet.
This is one of the first times I've been actually in the ocean. It's usually, like, freezing.
Hey! What are the rules for peeing in the ocean?
[M] Simon...
[M] No! [S] Better not to ask.
Just get away from me. Downstream! Downstream!
[D] Ready? [S] Yeah!
[S] Are you ready? [M] Yeah.
[D] Oh, nice. Got it!
[M] Salt in the eye!
We need to get rid of the GoPros to actually play ball.
[S] I think we need to get rid of the GoPros. [M] No GoPros.
We can't play ball catch properly.
[S] Aaaand... Bye bye!
[M] You didn't go under the water. [S] I documented it.
Gosh, it's hot. I'm gonna go take a shower.
Wait, I didn't bring a towel with me. Where's my towel?
[D] Right here!
Oh, what's this?
Is this the new limited edition eat your sushi towel?
It sure is.
Perfect for a day at the beach, showering in your dorm
or just general... Merriment. What?
Alright, I'm gonna go take a shower for real because I'm super burnt.
I'm a vampire.
[M] Huh... Alright.
Yeah, I'll come to the Japanese beach and order an amazing watermelon mojito
in a cup with a tiny umbrella.
I don't think I've ever ordered a drink in my life that came with a tiny umbrella.
Simon, this is like a bucket list here.
Where do you even get this from?
[M] Is there an umbrella shop where you can buy tiny bulk umbrellas? [S] Yeap.
Oh yeah.
Apparently there's a random Bigbang x Krunk café.
I know it's not called x Krunk, but this is like the japanese branded Bigbang.
And they have these bears and stuff.
But we're here for the kakigori.
This is shaved ice with corn flakes
looks like mango and then...
[M] Blue. [S] Blue.
[S] You want the first spoon? [M] You can go for the first spoon.
Ok, so this is... This looks like a Patbingsu almost.
Let me see.
I don't know what the blue flavor is gonna be.
Blueberry?
Oh, you know what this reminds me of?
This is just like vanilla ice cream, this doesn't taste like shaved ice.
But it's shaved kinda similar to... Blockheads.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
This is one of those things that: Come to the Bigbang café and have mediocre s**.
No, this is not... This is totally mediocre.
That's... You're here for the music, you're here for the pictures but you're not here for the kakigori.
It's just like, a bunch of crunchy... No, this is not kakigori.
[M] You know what we need? [S] We need to try another.
[M] We need to go for more kakigori. [S] This ain't right.
To another!
This is straight up like, ice covered in syrup.
[S] How is that? [M] Oh yeah.
Just dump that on my body.
That tastes like a blue Freezey.
[S] Oh yeah! [M] Right?
Wow, did you feel like syrup? Because this is syrup.
As soon as you get below the syrup and you can get a balance, this is lovely.
I'm gonna dump a bunch in your mouth and then give you a brain freeze. Are you ready?
How much is a lot?
[S] Ready? [M] Don't get it on my body.
[M] I'm not ready. [S] 3, 2, 1, go!
[S] There you go. [M] Too much, too much.
Too much? Swallow it all!
Get that brain freeze, girl!
I got it all on my feet, that was a bad idea.
Why do we do this on video? That doesn't make any sense.
[M] This is a watermelon. [S] And this is a whooping stick!
And we're going to be playing a traditional japanese summer time game
that I swear to you I did not make up:
Suikawari, which is basically: Beat the watermelon.
You're trying to bash the watermelon evenly in half.
The funny story about this whooping stick is that
they sell this right by the subway station.
And Dan wind up getting here first.
And the person that sold this stick says: Hey, do you want anything engraved in it?
Dan asks us, and we quickly wrote down something.
Dan didn't realize that we were joking, so...
The old man actually carved in our first suggestion to Dan.
The f**k bringer.
Do you think you're so freaking tough, watermelon?
Well, you're going down!
You know what, watermelon?
The f**k bringer is gonna bring the f**k to you right now.
So this is how we're gonna play today.
Whoever has the stick is gonna be blindfolded.
And they're going to spin 3 times with their head on the stick.
The 2 other people behind camera are gonna do rock, paper, scissor.
The winner is gonna give truthful directions.
And the loser is gonna give false directions.
As soon as the person with the blindfold believes that they're ready,
they're going to take a swing and hopefully crack that sucker open
WITH THE F**K BRINGER!
[M] Spin, spin, spin!
[S] Spin, spin, spin, spin, spin!
[M] Spin, spin, spin, spin, spin!
[S] Spin, spin, spin, spin, spin! You got it, girl!
[S] This is all you! [D] Alright, stop, stop, stop!
[S] Spin a little bit more. A little bit more. [D] Ok.
[D] You're good, you're good, you're good. Alright, forward!
[M] Spin, spin, spin! That's 3! [D] Ok!
[S] You're good! [D] Alright then, ready?
[S] Get your bearings, girl!
[D] You have to stand. [S] Don't vomit.
[S] Don't vomit, you got it!
[D] Stop! Ok, right.
[D] Ready? [S] Yeah!
[D] Alright, go... [M] Straight, straight, straight! [D] Forward, forward, forward!
[D] Left, left, left! Go left! Left, left!
[M] No, no, no, a little to the right. [D] Turn left! Turn left!
[S] A little bit to the left.
[D] Forward, forward. [S] A little bit to the left.
[D] Alright. [S] A little bit to the left.
[D] Left! [S] A little bit to the left. There you go.
[S] Ok. [D] Left more, left, left.
[M, D] Alright, just straight, straight, straight.
[D] Alright, stop! [M] Straight!
[D] Stop! [M] Don't stop!
[D] Stop. [M] Don't stop.
[M] Now! Stop! Stop! Stop!
[D] No, no, no, keep going. A little bit more. [M] Stop, stop, stop! A little to the left. Left. Left.
[D] A little bit right, a little bit right.
[D] Keep going right, right. [S] No, no, no! Don't listen to him! Don't listen to him!
[D] A bit to the right, to the right! To the left!
[D, M] Left, left, left!
[D] Forward! Forward, forward, forward! [M] And go, go!
[M] Hit it, hit it, hit it! [D] Hit it!
[D] No, wait! Stop, stop, stop, stop! [S] Up! Up, up, up, up! Above!
[D] Stop, stop, stop! [S] Look above!
[D] You're definitely gonna hit it.
[M] Oh my god.
[S] You're going down, motherf**er!
[D] No, no, no. Back, back, back, back.
[S] Bring heaven upon the watermelon!
[D, M] Hit it, hit it, hit it! Hit it!
*Martina and Dan laugh*
[S] Oh f**!
[M] Simon, loser. That was really close. [D] That was really close. Right, ok.
[D] Left. Left and... Stop!
Alright. And... Smash!
[S] 3, 2, 1.
Go!
Let loose!
[M] Yeah.
[S] S**t!
[D] Come on. [M] Keep going.
[D] He's slow. Come on! [M] That's 2.
I was so fast. That's why I fell over.
[M] And... 3. Alright! [D] Alright, stop!
[D] Ready? And... [M] And go!
[S] Spin, spin, spin, spin, spin, spin...
[S] Spin, spin, spin, spin, spin, spin... [D] Ok.
[D] And keep going, keep going, keep going. [S] Stop, stop, stop!
[S] Where am I?
[M] Go!
[S] Can I get some directions?
[M] Ok, left! Left!
[D] No, no, no, no, no!
[D, M] Take one step back, one step back.
[M] Stop. Go for it!
[S] Why are you laughing?
[M] No, we're not! No! [D] Cause she's a liar!
[M] I'm not a liar! [D] She's a liar!
[M] He is lying. Dan is lying.
[D] She's a liar! To the right, to the right. [M] Dan is lying.
[M] No! Dan is lying! [D] To the right.
[D] Who do you believe? [M] Left!
[D] Stop! Stop!
[D] Ready?
[S] Damn you Dan
[M] Swing right there. [D] Left, just left.
[D] A little bit left. [M] Swing right there.
(Simon speaks to the stick)
Awwww, that was so close!
[M] You were right on.
[S] That was so close.
[D] Alright now, ready? [S] Stop.
[S] Ok.
[D] Ready? [S] Don't vomit.
[S] Ok. [D] Ok.
[D] Slow.
[S] Left. Yeah, ok, that's good!
That's straight, girl! Go right on straight!
Go right on straight. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[D] Keep going forward, keep going forward. [S] Keep going forward.
[D, S] Forward, forward, forward, forward...
[S] To the left. Turn a little. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[D] Stop! Stop, stop! Turn right.
[S] No, no. Don't turn right. A little bit more to the left.
[D] No. [S] A little bit more to the left.
[D] No. [S] Now do a side step. Do a side step.
[D] No.
[D] Left, left, left. [S] Do a side step, do a side step.
[D] Keep going left. [S] A little bit more to the side step.
[D] To the left! [S] Back up a little bit.
[D] Keep going left. [S] Back up a little bit. You got this.
[D] Come on, left. [S] No, that's too far, that's too far.
[D] No, good. Left, left, left. [S] Good, good. Alright.
[S] Bring fury upon this watermelon!
Alright!
You got the watermelon!
Almost a perfect split down the center.
Right down the center.
[S] You got that girl. [M] Yes.
[S] Now eat the watermelon!
[M] Here we go.
[M] Yeah. [S] Yeap.
Itadakimas!
[S] Oh, does that taste like sand?
I'm really upset that I didn't get to bring the f**k upon it.
[M] This was super fun. [S] This is a great game.
This is a great japanese tradition.
So that's it for this week's wonderful adventure on the beach.
This f**k bringing was awesome!
This was a really fun time.
Honestly, I've been to a lot of beaches in Canada before.
And it was just kinda like, you bring a towel, you bring an umbrella and kinda that's it.
But all of these little tiny huts that we were able to go to.
[M] It was like, all these adventures. [S] The water is warm, you got great waves.
You got really good looking people here. You got watermelon.
[M] I'll be back, for sure! [S] This is amazing!
If you guys wanna learn more about where we came to this particular beach,
make sure you click on the link below because we're gonna have information in our blog post.
[M] This was just an awesome time. [S] This is just amazing.
Yeah. We're gonna keep this forever.
Now let's run off into the sunset.
[M] Where do we... Where do we... [S] Hold my hands.
Run.