-Veggies and gentlefruit,
welcome to the 74th annual Hungry Games.
I'm your host, Claudius Cauliflower.
-What? You don't look like a flower. [laughs]
-I'm not a flower. I'm a cauliflower.
-Collie-flower? Is that why you're barking orders? [laughs]
-Ugh! Enough!
I'm here to present our trib-fruits
from the 12 districts of Pancake,
shall fight to the death in the glorious kitchen arena
where there can be only one victor.
-I don't want to die. I don't want to die.
-Let the 74th Hungry Games begin!
-May the odds be ever in your flavor! [laughs]
-Hey! That was my line!
-(Orange) Let's see if any of our contestants
have a fighting chance. [laughs]
Oh, and there goes Apple.
[boom!]
[reacts in disgust]
-Truly a valiant end for Apple.
-Yeah, he really went out with a bang. [laughs]
Get it? Bang? [laughs]
'Cause he exploded. Get it?
-Would you please let me do my job?
-Aye-aye, colonel! -Ugh!
-(Orange) Looks like Melon's trying to get to safety.
Uh-oh, look out!
[crush!] Ooh!
He should've worn a helmet to protect his melon. [laughs]
-Please stop talking.
-Yes, please. For the love of fruit, be quiet.
-Whoa, who are you?
-The name is Sugarcane.
The glorious kitchen arena is my design,
for I am the Gamemaker.
-Gamemaker? I love games!
What's your favorite? Mine's motorboating.
[fluttering lips]
-Stop it! We'll all be dead if he hears you.
-If who hears us?
-The all-powerful President Snowball.
-Oh, President Snowball.
-Yes, the president of Pancake and creator of The Hungry Games.
-No. President Snowball.
-[gasps] Mr. President.
-You will not make a mockery of my games.
Do you understand me?
-Ab-snow-lutely. [laughs]
-Silence, you insolent orange!
-Geez, I guess you really are cold-hearted. [laughs]
Get it? Cold? [laughs] He's a snowball; get it?
-Show this orange an example of my power.
-Yes, sir. [grunts]
-Finally... I'm safe. Ooh--!
-Whoa! Strawberry got skewered. [laughs]
-You see, Orange?
I alone have the power to decide life and death.
-Oh, yeah? Well, can you spit seeds like this?
[hacks, spits]
-[grunts with impact]
No! Aah! [electricity crackling, alarms sounding]
-Whoa! Looks like Sugarcane is in shock. [laughs]
[explosion, flames crackling]
-What have you done, you fool?
-Uh-oh. -We're gonna make it, buddy.
We're gonna make-- [boom!]
-No! -Whoa! Those two really got toasted.
[both yelp, slice!]
Whoa! -This can't be happening.
-Told ya. They're a cut above the rest. [laughs]
-[shrieks, crack!]
Ooh, and The Hungry Games continue to be a smashing success.
[laughs]
-A-am I-- did I--
I'm alive!
-Well, in a surprise turn of events,
it appears we have our victor.
The winner of the 74th Hungry Games is...
-I wo--[yelling in agony]
-Now, that's what I call a bad case of gas.
[burps, laughs]
-No! This can't be happening.
There must be a victor.
-Hey! Hey, President Snowball!
-What? -President Snowball!
Over here! Hey! Hey, President Snowball!
-What? What is it?
-Mockingjay!
-What?
[Mockingjay chirps, Snowball yells]
-Whoa! Well, that's too bad.
President was a really "cool" guy. [laughs]
Ohh... Hey, hey Mockingjay!
[both making annoying tongue noises]
-I really hope I'm not in the sequel.
-What's up, my frizzy frizzuits?
Did you know that every time you press the "like" button,
another fruit gets exploded? So press that "like" button!
Smash it! [laughs]
And let me know in the comments below
what movie you'd like to see us spoof next. Do it! Do it now!
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