Mario: Mama F*cker! *
*Mario humming*
Mario: Oh yeah! Oh, you're so good!
Mario: Let's a go!
Random Princess: Uhh Excuse me, but...
Mario: hohoho! No!
SMG3: Where do I buy a pet Russian dolphin??
Luigi: Why Does No One Pay Attention To Weegee?
Mario: ♫ NOBODY CARES! NOBODY CARES! ♫
Goomba: Wut's 9 + 10?
Mario: 21?
Peach: Why do MY farts smell?
Toad: Why are you so mean to me?! :*(
Chain Chomp: WHAT THE FUCK IS A SONIC???
Po the Teletubby: WEED... AMOUNT... LEGAL... NYC...
Cop: HEY you got a license for that?
Mario: EEEEEEEEHHH???
SHET!
Mario: HMMMM??
Mario: OOOHHOOHOO OH NO!
Mario: Mama Mia!
Mario: WHOA!
Mario: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!
*Ding Dong*
Slowpoke: TRICK OR TREAT!!
*Slam*
WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?
Slowpoke: GODDAMNIT GOD YOU NEVER GIMME A CHANCE! YOU NEVER GIMME A CHANCE-
♫ Move Bitch! ♫
♫ Get out the way bitch, get out the way, get out the way bitch, get out.. ♫
*Crickets chirping* 420 Spoopy street
OOOH! Very Scary!
Mario: HMMMM...
What the (bleep) are we looking at?
Mario: Oooh!
Mario: LA LA LA HMM HMM HMM
Mario: LA
Mario: LAA
Mario: LAAA
Mario: WAAH!
Cop: NO! NO! NO! NO!!!
Cop: A THOUSAND *BLEEP* TIMES NOOO!!
Cop: I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS SH*T!
Cop: GET SOMEBODY ELSE TO *BEEP*ING DO IT!
Cop: And most importantly,
FUCK
YOU!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! (SCREAMING)
(SCREAMING)
*glitch*
Freddy Fazbear: Hey there buddy, how's it going? *good*
Spaghettiria manager: Hello? Hello Hello? Uh, well, if you're hearing this...
Spaghettiria manager: then you're just fucked. You're just fucked.
Mario: Bullshit!
Where's my Spaghetti? Where's my Spaghetti?
Hmm.... Ohh! Nice computer ya got here!
Mario: MMRR!
Mario: IT DOESN'T EVEN GET ON YOUTUBE!
Mario: Fuck-a This!
Mario: WAAH!
Mario: WAH!
Barney: I Love you! You love me! *Mario Screaming*
Mario: Wooooooah!
*1AM MOFO*
Say Imma Hungry!
Freddy Fazbear: ITS RAPING TIME!!!
Chica: PIIIIIIZZZZZAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
Mario: Hello! Have you got any food?
Mario: WHOA!
Mario: Mama f***er!
WAAH!
Freddy: Only you can prevent...
RAPE!!!
HAHAHAHAAAA!!!
♫Look at that booty, show me the booty, gimme- ♫
Mario: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?
Chica head: Pizzaaaaaaaaaaaa
♫ I like the booty...
Freddy: oh... shit
AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!
Mario: What the hell was that?
Foxy: Hide your kids, hide your wife, hide your kids, hide your wi-ife...
Foxy: and hide your husband cuz they rapin' everybody out there.
*crazyness*
HAHAHAHAHAAA
*2AM AWAITS...* Spaghettiria Manager: Oh hello!
Spaghettiria Manager: Very evil demons are in the first floor!
Spaghettiria Manager: THEY HAVE TWELVE PENISES!
Spaghettiria Manager: They will insert them into your orifices!
Spaghettiria Manager: *Bleep* Yeah, nevermind, scratch that...
Spaghettiria Manager: It's best just not to get caught...Uh, okay I'll leave you to it...
Foxy: Hey dude, Just wanna let ya know the pizza's ready!
Mario: No! Go away!
Foxy: Sorry man, i'm just curious!
Chica: Pizza!
Freddy: GET IN MAH BELLEH!!!!!
Foxy: Hey dude, you going to finish that pizza?
Freddy: I'M GOING TO RAPE YOU!!!
*le Chica screamin'*
OH JESUS CHRIST!!
S-STOP IT!!
Bonnie: Someone removed the freakin'
PIIIZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
(Animatronics Screaming)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!
*Phone rings*
Restaurant cashier: Hello sir, what would you like to order?
Mario: Hoo hoo hoo! SPAGHETTI!
Chica: NO!
Pizza
Pizza, pizza
Pizza, pizza, pizza?
Pizza, pizza, pizza? Pizza.
Restaurant cashier: Say WHAAAA?
Chica: Pizza!
Dr. Robotnik: NO!
Piness Piness Piness Piness!
Restaurant cashier: We don't have that stuff!
Chica: Pizza!
Pizza delivery man: Hello ma'am, here's your pizza!
Chica: WOOOHOOO!!!!!
Chica: PIIIIZZZZAAAA!!!!
PIzza delivery man: Aaaaand, that will be $12.95!
Chica: Would you like to see a magic trick?
Chica: Pizza!
Spaghettiria Manager: Uh, the animatronic characters here DO get a bit quirky at night.
Bonnie: Oh meh Ged! Justin Bieber!!
Freddy: Surprise, motherfucker!
Freddy: I love you.
Spaghettiria Manager: So remember,
Spaghettiria Manager: they do hold a special Foxy: SHUT UP! You had your finger in my ass!
Spaghetteria Manager: place in the hearts of children... Freddy: Because I love you.
You need to show them a little respect, right? OK? Chica: That guy looks hungry. I'm ALWAYS hungry!
Chica: Now make myself pizza fatso! Heheheheh!
Chica: In the stomach!
I am lonely!
Mario: Mama Mia!
Mario: Boy oh boy!
*le Justin Bieber screaming*
Bonnie: OH MY GOD! JUSTIN BIEBER!
Mario: Hey man, just let me do my job, alright?
Bonnie: F*ck you!
NRRRG
*Mario talking with Golden Freddy behind him*
Golden Freddy: Hi!
Mario: WHAT?
Mario: OH MY GOD! OH GOD! WHAT THE F***?
Mario: What the f***, okay?
Oh!
woooaah
Mario: Alrighty!
Mario: Come here fee...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*windows error*
Uh
Carnival moosic playin
*Luigi Laughing* YOLOOOOOOOO!
Toad: HALLO
Mario (as Foxy): Toad?!?
Toad: MY NAME'S TOAD! AND I...
Toad: LIKE...SPAGHETTIIIIIIII!!!!!
Mario (as foxy): GEEERRrrr....
*continues screaming*
Toad: WE'RE GONNA HAVE A DUEL!
Mario (as Foxy): Shut the fuck up!
*Everyone screaming* Mario (as Foxy): NOOOO!
JUST KIDDING BITCH
Mer.io: Just Kiddin Bitch
Mario: AAAA! mmm?
Mario: Mama F***er! Mario: Mama Mia!
4AM...
*banging*
Bonnie: I'm HUNGRY!
Chica: Where's my pizza! Where's my pizza?
*Phone rings* Robotnik:Piness Piness piness
Restaurant cashier: I don't sell PINGAS here.
Foxy: You can't stay in there forever!
*Mario laughing and humming*
Mario: WHAAA!
Chica: Defeated now, biiitch?!?
*Freddy laughing deeply*
I'm coming for you!
*Ding* WAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Mario: Chica, What does the scouter say about its power level?
Chica: Pizza?
Mario: NO! IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!
*EXPLOSIONS*
*ding*
TOTAL BADASS!!!
Freddy: He fucking cheated!!!!
*guns firing*
Foxy: You Little cheater!!!
IM GONNA KILL YOU!!!!!
Mario: NONONONONO!!!
Foxy: OW, fuck. Ah GOD!
Mario: Yeah! HAHAHA!
Freddy: Gotcha, bitch!
Mario: DAMMIT!!
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Spaghettiria Manager: Hey, you're doing great! Most people don't last this long!
Mario: Better safe than sorry.
Spaghettiria Manager: I'm not implying that they died. Mario: Better safe than sorry.
Spaghetteria Manager: That-That's not what I meant. Mario: Better safe than sorry.
Mario: Better safe than sorry. Better safe than sorry.
Mario: Say, I'ma hungry!
Chica: Bawk, bawk bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk...
Foxy: Hey dude, just wanted to let you know the pizza's ready.
Chica: ... Awwwww...
om nom nom
Chica: *spits* That tastes like shit!
Foxy: HA HA!
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
Mario: HEY!
Mario: You don't f*** with-a mario!
Foxy: You ain't goin' do...SHIIIIIITTT!!!!!
You ain't goin' do...SHIIIIITTTTT!!
Foxy: You...ain't...goin' do shit.
You ain't goin' do.....
*BOOM!!*
Foxy: YOU SON OF A BITCH!
Freddy: Run, BITCH! RUUUUUUUN!!!!!
Bonnie: What's with all the...OH MY FUCKING GO-
FUCK THIS SHIT!!
Chica: PIIZZAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Chica explodes*
*Heartbeat*
Mario: IMMA GONNA GET YOU!
Freddy: AH!!
Freddy: Oh my God!
Mario: AHAHAHAHAHAA
Freddy: OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT!
Freddy: I'm so...startled...
Mario: WHAT'S UP, FUCKER!
Freddy: OH JESUS CHRIST!
*power shuts down*
Mario: HA HA HA HA HAAAA!! (PINGAS, PINGAS, PINGAS!!)
*ding dong, ding-*
Kids: Yayyy!
*ding-*
Spaghettiria Manager: Hi kids, we're home early!
Mario: Oh HOO! Hello! There you are.
Spaghettiria Manager: WHAT - WHAT THE FUCK? YOU HAD ONE JOB. Onnnnnne jjjjjjobbbbb!
Mario: Oh ho hoo!
Mario: Hey! Have you got any food?
Chica: PIZZA!
(phone rings)
Mario: ahh. AHH!
Godammit Yoshi! Go away. *You dont mess witha Yoshi!*
Hello?
Is anyone there?
I think I left my wallet over there.
hello?