Hi Khattar!
How are you man?
How are you?
Welcome to Chandigarh
What does Chandigarh stand for?
The most important point is there is a lot of peace here
It is a well-planned city
It is a safe city for girls
And what does Chandigarh sit for?
Chandigarh?
There is something in the air over here
You will not find it anywhere else
You mean pollution
In the summers it gets extremely hot
And in the winters it gets extremely cold
I rank it as the number one city to live in, in India
Not just India but in the world
BBC has announced that Chandigarh is the most beautiful city in the world
I am not kidding
It is
The director is tripping on me
Look at him
Arreh look
Link in the description
People and the lifestyle
They are lively and vivacious
When he said lively and vivacious he sounded like Farhan Akhtar
Here people follow both schools of thought
They aren’t extremist
This helps balance things out
They keep in mind of the future
What results they will achieve while working in the present
Most important thing is they are farsighted
They have a lot of money
So they wear nice dresses and come to college
Its polythene free
Eco friendly people
Also so many fights take place so it should be ego friendly
What is the identity of a Chandigarh man?
Their moustache
Yeah. Yeah
Look wise they support moustaches
Yes
Just like this
Subtitle Time
Others may have had girlfriends
But I only have a moustache
It’s your wish you can mould it at anytime
And get rid of it also
Ya
He will be well dressed
And for no reason he will take out his Iphone every two minutes
For which he sold his land to buy
Rowdy sort of person
Why do you think the boys here are rowdy?
Punjab is known as a warrior state
We have fought so many wars
If you visit the military camp
You will find maximum Sikh regiments
So it’s good if people are aggressive
If we won’t be Pakistan will easily take over our country
They say Punjabi men fight over girls
They don’t fight. They die for them
Bullets go off during elections
I like how calmly you are talking about gunshots
Some time ago we were eating around the corner over here
Around 7:30pm. 7:45pm
So the law
I mean a department over here
Now you have said it
A department was having a function
And the opposition party was sitting ready to provoke them
They provoked the department people
And as planned they got provoked also
They decided to take the fight outside
And their men were standing outside prepared
And then over here next to this ATM they shot a guy
Today at a University fight he got raided
It’s come in the newspaper and news
He just got his court date and after that he is having tea
With a shovel someone has attacked and gone away
A gas cylinder has been used as a weapon
Did the victim’s head burst or the cylinder?
This is an incident from 2010
The party I belong to. The counsel
One party had put up their posters
And so did the other
They clashed on that and had a fight
Cold drink bottles were being used as weapons
Students got injured
The student centre was disrupted
There are more serious issues
The message is
This happened in 2010 and now it is 2017
It’s been 7 years
This is not the way
Small issues have gone out of hand
We need to resolve it
We have bigger issues to deal
I would say do fight once in a while
Otherwise my profession would be in danger
He is lawyer
The court would shut
And I will lose my source of income
This is how my brother over here is running his kitchen
Which is the most popular abuse used in Chandigarh?
Girls will abuse you while driving and go ahead
And when the guy catches up with them at a signal
They will say
Oh sorry uncle my window was open
In what way are the women in Chandigarh special?
Reserved but fashionable
If you see girls from Delhi
They have a ‘I don’t care attitude’
But over here the girls dress up so much
It looks like they are going for a wedding
But instead they are going to attend a lecture
It’s just in the eyes of a person
Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder
Well beauty is also in the hands of the beer holder
There isn’t anything special about them
Some men have given them way too much importance
Why? Sex ratio?
70% of the girls spoil the atmosphere
Boys are blamed for no reason
How do you pick up women in Chandigarh?
People from out of town come to Chandigarh thinking
Owning a car increases their chances to pick up a girl
I don’t know where that thought comes from
I have lived in Chandigarh for 16years and this has never worked for me
No one has even said Hi
They will keep honking
will turn the car close to you and then will ask you your name
We give them fake names and then they keep looking for that name on Facebook
You shouldn’t send a facebook request
Why?
No you shouldn’t. Whaat happens
What happen?
Whaat
I know what happens on Sigdi route
Over there they use dippers
It’s all through the dippers of the cars
If you like the guy you respond using a dipper signal
You are in my class
Your name is Reshma and I am Kunwar
Shera
Reshma is only paired with Shera
Hello. How are you doing?
I am doing great. What about you?
I am doing fine. I think you are very beautiful
I know I am beautiful but don’t call me a whore
I am not a whore. You are a whore
What are the most funny and unique nick names in Chandigarh?
Santu, Bantu, Chindu
Chindu is also there as a nickname
Bandu, Pallo
I visited someone’s house where
A Sardarji uncle had tied a turban and used a ribbon like rope to hold it together
Do you know what was his name?
Gifty
So appropriate! Gifty
There’s a ribbon
What do you call people from Chandigarh?
Fukrey