Hey, I want to take a moment to thank Scotch Brand.
They have been sponsoring our 12 Days Of Giveaways.
And you wouldn't be here without them.
So everybody say thank you Scotch Brand.
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Also I wouldn't be here without Scotch Whisky.
Everybody say thank you, Scotch Whisky.
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Just a tiny bit.
Scotch Brand is the go-to brand for all of your gift wrapping
needs.
So I sent my writer, Adam, to Michael's with Scotch Brand
supplies to offer free gift wrapping.
We set up hidden cameras, and here's what happened.
Hello.
Hi, where you have this?
In the bag.
No, no, where you have this?
It's right there.
It's in your bag.
No, in the store.
Yeah, that Garland there.
Yes.
It's in your bag there.
That's part of it, but the rest of it is in the bag.
I know, but I need this one.
So then you can take it up to the register and buy it.
I need where you have this in this store.
I don't have it.
You have it.
I buy it in the other store, but I'm looking
in this store for this one.
But it looks like you found it already.
It's right there.
But I need different.
Then why are you looking for that one
if you need a different one?
There's different ones there.
[LAUGHTER]
Hello.
Can we get these gift wrapped please?
Yeah, sure.
How long does it take?
It's pretty quick.
Do you want the Express Service.
Yes, please.
They're individually wrapped.
No, no, wait, wait.
That says "Happy Birthday" though.
What's that?
Yeah, I got to go fast.
No, no, no, no.
It's express.
They're supposed to be separate, though.
But you said you wanted it fast, right?
Yeah, I know but--
So we got to do it.
No, no, no.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
This is Christmas.
All right, hold on.
Christmas.
All right, I can fix it real quick.
You like this?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
This is Christmas.
What is he doing?
It's for your kids.
We'll just do this.
We don't have time to-- we'll do it quick for you.
Real quick.
What's your name?
My name is Michael.
[LAUGHTER]
Who's your manager?
My manager is up front.
He can't make it right now.
Here we go.
Express-- express--
It's supposed to be three separate--
What's that?
--items.
All right, hold on.
I got it.
Real quick we'll do it.
We'll wrap that one in there.
Oh, he's not wrapping it, right?
One and done.
And then which wrapping paper did you want?
Quick, quick, quick, quick, quick.
Um, Christmas.
This one?
Christmassy, Christmassy.
No.
Christmassy.
Christmas.
More like--
Paw prints?
Santa Claus.
Kids love Santa Claus.
OK, you can do that one.
Santa Claus.
All right, let's do it.
So we've got this one made already.
So we'll put this one inside here.
We'll do that.
Is that why this is free.
Yeah, because of how fast and convenient it is.
[LAUGHTER]
Hi, do you guys need any free gift wrapping today?
[LAUGHTER]
Finally.
[LAUGHTER]
Nope, look, he's gonna cut the other side.
No!
Why are the doing free gift wrapping?
Just to help people out around the holidays
because they know everybody's in a rush.
So you don't get held up with gift wrapping.
I actually gift wrap in Arizona.
You gift wrap in Arizona?
Yeah, my grandma gift wraps it.
And then my sister and I are like--
I don't need to hear all of it.
Here's the purse.
Thank you.
[LAUGHTER]
Yeah, happy holidays.
Yeah, do you guys need any--
They want to gift wrap this one right here.
You want this wrapped?
Yeah, I can do that.
[MUSIC - LEE PERRY, "ROCKIN' AROUND THE CHRISTMAS TREE"]
(SINGING) Rockin' around the Christmas tree
at the Christmas party hop.
Mistletoe hung where you can see.
Every couple tries to stop.
Rockin' around the Christams tree.
Let the Christmas spirit ring.
Later we'll have some pumpkin pie,
and we'll do some caroling.
You will get a sentimental feeling
when you hear voices singing let's be jolly.
Deck the halls with boughs of holly.
Rockin' around the--
Oh, don't un-do it.
Don't worry.
I'm nowhere near finished yet.
(SINGING) Happy holiday.
Everyone dancing merrily in the new old-fashioned way.
And done.
[LAUGHTER]
Oh my God, you're done?
And then here's your receipt.
Oh, I'll get that.
Don't worry about it.
Don't worry about that.
I'll get it.
Actually, yeah, can you get it?
Yeah, if you can just put all of them back in there please.
There you go.
Merry Christmas.
Thank you.
You're awesome.
I appreciate it.
This guy is not actually my manager.
He's not my boss.
My boss is Ellen DeGeneres.
And so I don't work here.
[LAUGHTER]
And so there's a hidden camera up here.
Hi, Ellen.
Merry Christmas.
Thank you guys for being good sports.
High five!
Thank you.
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Thank you, Adam.
And I apologize everyone at Michael's.
I want to see photos of your best wrapped gift.
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for a chance to win $16,000.
And you can buy the best tape in the wrapping business
with this $100 Visa gift card.
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We'll be back.