Hey guys,
so I was about to record this
when I realized my bedding was still in the wash.
one second. (lol not)
cavemen fought dinosaurs
you can make a bed!
Aaagh
Last corner. NO!
Don't you dare do that again
Stay!
On!
The--
N-Ah!
There we go.
i use the inside-out technique...
Grab each corner,
and then...
... completely fail *facebed*
Wingardium Leviosa!
There we go!! :D
Done!
Forgive me if I stop to sniff my sheets
at various points during this video
*intense sniffage*
There's nothing like freshly washed sheets smell
... I'd buy a fragrance of it (of course you would smol phillip)
So its that time of year again,
when the landlord is deciding if we can stay in this house...
He's upgraded from calling me 'son,'
to 'sonny Jim.'
Sonny Jim? *weird nervous giggle*
I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing,
let's hope it's a good thing!
This in theory would be fine,
though we haven't been the most fortunate
when it comes to caring for the house this year...
We've cracked 3 kitchen tiles!
here's the one that Dan dropped a wok on, (sounds very dan)
here are the remains of the great 'wine bottle incident,'
and the third one cracked
because I sneezed while filling up the kettle.
Sneezing is such an inconvenient human thing!
I bet so many people have died while sneezing...
I was about to say
'leave a comment if you've died while sneezing' (uh wot yes i have are you discriminating phil >:c)
(just kidding phil i luv you) Uh, yeah but the kettle must be made
out of diamonds or something
because the floor died, and the kettle survived.
Go Team Kettle! *flying kawaii tea kettle*
Also, making videos means dragging cameras
and lights across the house,
and I may have a couple of times
dragged them across the wall.
And when I say a couple..
I mean 17.
It's all right! I'll just place some
carefully balanced objects
in front of the worst zones
and then I'm sure it'll be fine
Anyway, now that summer is coming
you may remember last summer I told you
that UK houses do not have air conditioning (rip everyone in the UK)
as a standard..
So, most of the time it's unbearably hot
especially in London.
Anyway, I thought i would prevent this
inevitable cooking of myself in the middle of the night >.<
by investing in a portable air conditioner.
So I went on the website and it was like:
Portable!
Move from room to room!
Whisper quiet!
Easy to use!
I could sell air conditioners!
Anyway,
here is what actually arrived.
It's so big!
It's bigger than a horse!
It's bigger than the spaceship from Wall-E
*screaming while air conditioner runs* IT'S ALSO MEANT TO BE WHISPER QUIET
SO YOU CAN SLEEP WITH IT
but it sounds like somebody is drilling into a box of cymbals!
Don't get me started on this thing!
How am I meant to store this?!
I guess I could just drape it out the window
and make a giant slide.
It sounds so unhealthy when you switch it off,
as well, listen to this
*beep*
*slowing whirring and machine things*
On the plus side, it does cool down my room a alot
so I can watch Game of Thrones in a winter coat
whilst sipping a hot chocolate (everybody's dreams)
and imagining I'm on the wall with Jon Snow
*attempted accent* Jon Snow
Speaking of Northerners,
I went to a little family gathering the other week
and I get so much more Northern when I'm around them.
I go from
"I'll have a piece of cake please, Mother."
to..
"Pass me some scran, Jenny."
...That went a bit Scottish
Ok, I don't sound Scottish.
Anyway, my extended family is huge
and I've got so many long lost Aunties and Great Grandmas,
and they all treated me as if I was still 14.
Does anyone have that?
If you don't see a relative for ages
they think you're the same age as you were
when you saw them last (we all know the feeling)
So first of all my Great Uncle gave me a pound
and was like, "invest that, it'll be worth somethin' in the future,"
and then scruffed my hair. *Phil getting his hair 'scruffed'*
And then another Great Aunt asked me for a dance
and I think she was reliving some kind of
memory from her navy husband
as she leaned into me and whispered,
*old lady voice* "It's not the same unless it's on the sea"
*Titanic music*
Weird dancing aside,
it was so nice catching up with my family
so if you've been ignoring your Grandma's 17 texts (*flails arms* GRANDMA IM SORRY)
then text her back!
Because we could all get hit by a meteor tomorrow.
Though, smooth seg, hopefully we don't..
because, if you haven't heard already...
Dan and I are going on tour in October!
Which, no exaggeration, we've already started working on it,
and it is going to be so awesome!
I mean look at my fists.
much clench
such enthusiasm ^-^
I just wanted to let you know
we've added more dates in the UK,
including Northern Ireland!
We didn't forget you!
So, if you wanna come and see Dan and I
in your town then click
the lick in the description
..the lick?
the link! *giggles*
And of course, we're gonna try and take the tour
across the whole world
after the UK...
Maybe even the moon. Also
Today's Drap Phil Naked is...
*Draw Phil Naked music* :D
And I'm gonna go now (DONT LEAVE US ;-;)
I will see you guys very soon (ok thank gawd)
Goodbye!
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