[knock on door]
Well, I was with Engine Company 10 since I was a kid practically.
So my skills are pretty much putting out fires.
And rescue. Cats in trees, kids locking themselves in the bathroom.
And... I can fry an egg.
And I'm pretty adept at cleaning up after a food fight.
And I can handle a hose.
We'll call you. If the House of Pancakes ever has an opening for a fireman.
Come on, Gabe, you've gotta be serious about this.
OK, OK.
You're at Starbucks. You want to be a barista.
I don't even know what a barista is.
Why do you wanna be a barista?
I like coffee.
Do you like people?
Jesus. You know, the last time I had a job interview
they just asked me to slide down a pole.
If a customer asks for a triple grande,
half caff, non fat, wet cappuccino with extra foam,
what do you give him?
A fist in the face.
Nice.
Ok, what kind of stuff did they ask you when you landed your job?
First they wanted me to edit a manuscript.
Then I had to slide down a pole.
So what's this application for delivering phone books?
That's my fall back.
I've also applied to be a cab driver, dispatcher.
A test marketer.
And private detective. I'm kind of high on that one.
You have disability. And pension. You don't need to work.
Yeah, I do.
I don't know who I am like this.
So yeah, I do.
You're the dispatch for Sunshine Taxi and there's a traffic jam,
passengers cursing you out,
No free vehicles, it's rush hour, and your first day.
Nice room.
It is so not.
Yeah. It's gonna need a complete do over.
Maybe some Twilight posters.
Do you like Twilight?
I mean, there's the dark factor which is totally you
and then there's the Edward factor which...
Yeah, not so much.
But the dark stuff, right there with ya.
I'm glad you came over.
I don't know what there is really to talk about, though.
I... I just wanna explain.
You're gay. That's great. I get it.
Do you?
What do you want me to say?
I should've told you. I'm sorry I didn't.
But,
it's just not the easiest thing in the world to tell people.
When you're straight
you don't have to come out about anything.
I keep having to do this over and over.
>>SOPHIE: Did you think I'd bail on you or what?
>>VIVIAN: No, it's not about if you'd still be my friend or not.
It's just now there's this thing.
There's no thing! Come on, let's just - let's drop it.
See, you're uncomfortable which makes me uncomfortable
which makes it a thing.
I saw you kiss another girl!
I was like, okay, that's... new information.
So who the hell is this person I thought
I was getting to know again?
That blows. I'm sorry.
But it doesn't change who I am.
It kind of does.
I mean, not who you are like, oh now you're a bad person.
But like,
I told you things about me and Jonathan.
And you were just holding back.
It changes, us.
OK. So, let's start over.
What do you want to know? What can I tell you?
I wanna know who else knows.
My dad.
And Archibald. But he just kind of guessed.
I didn't have a clue.
Don't feel too bad.
I mostly rely on Aster
for confirmation of all things gay.
So did you need Aster to tell you you were gay?
Sort of.
I mean, I wasn't really sure until I kissed her.
So, Aster.
She's your girlfriend.
Yeah. Aster is my girlfriend.
Did you ever like boys?
I still like boys.
Then you're, you're Bi.
I like boys in my life. I'm not Bi.
How do you know
if you've never been with a guy?
How do you know you're straight if you've never been with a girl?
[Knock on the door]
All right! Party down.
Hey, baby. I thought I was picking you up at the train station.
Couldn't wait.
You two remember each other.
>>ASTER: Yeah, from the...
>>SOPHIE: Hey.
Well, I hope you told Vivian
she has to do something with this room.
Some posters of Pink at least.
Love her.
>>VIVIAN: We love Pink.
Oh, don't pretend it's about her music. You just think she's hot.
Listen, I better take off.
Oh, OK.
Sophie, you don't have to go.
It's cool. I have this big paper due tomorrow.
So. Yeah.
[Music]