- Ugh, it's raining again in summer.
- Man, I hate rain.
- I didn't move to Southern California for the rain.
I moved here for the sunshine...
And to not pay taxes.
- You still have to pay taxes here.
- I don't think you're right about that.
- Rain...
Ugh, how I love the rain.
- Oh god, Rayka's one of those I love the rain people.
- Ugh.
- Oh, rain. So light and effervescent,
yet so deep and complex.
Oh, I love the rain.
- No, Rayka!
It's just wet and causes car accidents.
- Yeah. People who love the rain
either never have to interact with it
or they want to dabble in depression,
like one of those white people
ordering off the dim sum cart for the first time.
- Oh! If only you could see what I see
in the soft pitter-patter of God's seed.
- Ugh.
- Forgive me for I see the beauty in chaos.
- No, you don't.
You just want to seem deeper than everybody else.
- Thank you! I AM deeper than everyone else.
- That... no.
- No... thank you.
You're right to point that out.
- Okay.
- For anyone can like the sun,
even you, Grant.
- Ugh.
- But it takes a true,
deep, profound, genius to love the rain.
- No it doesn't.
- Oh!
(in foreign language)
- You just haven't seen really bad rain yet.
When it rains a lot in LA,
you can't even go outside.
You can't do like half the things you want to do.
- How I welcome such a treat.
Oh, the tempting excuse to stay indoors,
cuddled up with kindling on a fire, oh!
There's nothing like the cold and wet
titillating towards the warm and fuzzy-
- Yuck. You've clearly never dealt
with a major power outage during a storm.
- Ugh, how I pine for the elements
to have their way with me,
forcing me into the darkest,
coziest corners of my home,
making me reflect upon my dependence
on electronic goods.
- Disgusting.
Obviously you've never had your basement flooded
and all your crap ruined.
- Ay!
The tormented, tap dewy dance of the heavens
upon my home, stripping away
(in foreign language)
Oh, an inconvenience at first,
to be sure,
but what lessons the rain would teaach me.
Oh, thank you, rain.
- Everyone loves the rain when they're inside!
- Oh yeah!
If you love the rain so much,
how about you go outside and be in it?
- Yeah, why don't you go outside and marry it?
- To appreciate (foreign language)
must I be in the Shakespeare play?
To appreciate the pirouette
must I dance the Swan Lake?
To appreciate the Dada art thing
must I Dada?
- God, you're annoying.
- So annoying.
- Dada.
- Someone order a pizza?
(gasps)
- Oh!
My pizza!
Yay!
Yum yum yum yum yum!
- Um, do you mind adding a tip?
It's really hell out there.
(delivery guy groans)
- Yay! My comfort food in the cozy cozy rain!
Yum yum yum!
Cozy cozy cozy!
- So, I have to pay taxes?
- Yeah, absolutely.