[music playing]
Hey, guys, I'm Annie LaBlanc
and Valentine's Day is right around the corner,
so here is everything you need to know.
I usually celebrate Valentine's Day either with some friends
or in my room by myself with ice cream.
SpongeBob?
[slurping]
SpongeBob!
Could go either way.
When I was a little bit younger, I was in public school
and I would go out and get all of my teachers chocolates
and giving it to them and seeing their faces
was just like so much fun for me.
Aww!
The worst Valentine's Day I ever had was I went to the store,
you know, to get my ice cream and they didn't have any vanilla.
So like I had to get chocolate and it was just a bad day from then on.
[banging]
[glass smashing]
[crashing]
My favorite thing to give out on Valentine's Day
are the chocolate covered strawberries because they're so good
and everybody else agrees with me.
Those are my favorite.
Wait, do we have any of those here actually?
[crickets chirping]
I actually don't think I've ever given anyone a Valentine's Day card.
Like I kinda feel like a bad person.
- You monster! - Ow, what was that for?
I feel like Valentine's Day is the only day where it's acceptable
to give people roses and chocolate because any other day...
It's just kind of a little bit creepy.
Well this is weird.
So the typical flower to give away is a red rose.
Here, I got you this.
How beautiful!
Er, the flower, not you!
But maybe you could switch it up a little bit and do like a white rose.
Or if you wanna go one notch above that, you could give them a cactus!
[screaming]
Ouch!
Chocolate, but not pickle chocolate please.
Eugh... relish?
What is that?
I dunno, I've never had that happen to me.
Secret Admirer.
Is that how you say that? Ad-mir-er-er?
[laughing]
Since the secret admirer sent a rose as a token of their affection,
we need to deliver a token in return.
OK, so here's what you need to do if a secret admirer gives you flowers.
There's only one thing, you need to call me!
Yes, this is Phoebe, The Love Doctor.
And tell me how it feels because I have no clue!
It's creepy but it's like kinda nice.
So here is a tip for you guys for approaching your crush.
Definitely have confidence.
- I would like to kiss you. - With everyone watching?
Yeah!
Let's show 'em how it's done, son!
Even if you're a little socially awkward like me.
Definitely have confidence and maybe even a cactus.
Confidence and cactus, the two Cs.
OK, so if you don't have a Valentine on Valentine's Day,
that is completely OK.
You'll be fine, don't worry.
Here's what you need to do.
You need to have some friends over or go over to a friend's house
so you can watch a cheesy movie.
Glasses on, ladies.
It's time for... 3D Teen Romance!
And just enjoy your friends,
because not having a Valentine is not that big of a deal.
I really hope you guys enjoyed these tips,
hope they helped you guys out.
But I think... I'm gonna go need to pick up some ice cream.
[music playing]
I'm gonna start with... this star shaped one.
[panting]
What is that?
Uh-uh!
Eww!
[music playing]
Eww!
If someone gave this to me for Valentine's Day...
It's green, it's green, it's green!
[music playing]
Is that spinach?