Whats up everybody, Rob here
Chicken fingers, Rob here!
and chicken nugget, halloween
and welcome to Threadbanger, Halloween
we are chickening nuggets, Goodwill
we are sitting out in front of the Goodwill
I don't know if you remember last years' episode where we went to Goodwill and
grabbed little porcelain figurines, painted them black, put red eyes on them that made them super evil
by far one of my favorite halloween episodes
This year, we're going to be doing a little bit different
Come inside with me, I'll let you in on it
Now, so here's the deal, we're going in the toys section and grabbing as many stuffed animals as we can
and that kinda look cool
There's this artist that I've been following for years
called Germ Spider and he is f*****g awesome
This dude takes old stuffed animals
and makes incredible horror art out of it
and we're gonna try something like that, um today.
Oh, damn
We've scored Care Bear action
and we gotta like get a couple of small ones too
otherwise, I don't know how are we gonna get this back into the store.
Oh, by the way, we gotta bring this back into the store
We scare em' up and then we bring em' back for people to buy.
I don't know if any of you know the history,
but I used to work at Chucky Cheese Pizza and I just found.. *makes woo sound*
We're gonna do some f****d up things to this one.
Boom, old Raggedy Annnn.
Ugh, you smell terrible.
Alright, we got bags full of bears and bullsh*t
Let's go
*chuckles* back to the evil laboratary and f**k these things up.
Back at the house and got all the stuffed animals here
and as well as a ?? of accessories that I've ordered online
little Hannibal Lector mask
Umm, some teeths
Some skulls and this like little skeleton here
that I could probably take some of his body parts off and exchange with others
This thing which I thought was cool kinda like this tentacle helmet
but I'm gonna use it for arms and legs
Ordered a couple of fake tongues
The biggest win by far are these eyeballs
I mean you put these things on anything and they are gonna make it real f****d up.
See what I mean?
Cute
Cuddly rabbit turns into some f*****g Lord Of The Rings sh*t
Real fast.
I'm not gonna lie
I'm super f*****g excited about this project
Um, let's get started.
For the first one
We're working on a smaller really f*****g cute stuffed bear
which I'm gonna take this skull, err and insert into in his face
Then, I just hot glue down the edges and I mean
ZAAAAM
Tell me this first one didn't turn the f**k out
This is like some store bought sh*t
Alright, moving on
to this next one
This is, erm your normal
Average
Cheap teddy bear.
I'm taking off the arm
and imma just slide this tentacle in
frame the edges a little bit and glue gun it on.
Doing the same thing for this leg
and now this is where the eyes come in
That, right there
is some demonic creepy looking sh*t
Am I right?
For the mouth, I'm just cutting it apart
Umm, I'm gonna add this cheap little teeth
Add some red paint/fake blood around the edges
and now I got this like witch nails
I thought they would make like cool devil horns
So, I'm just cutting a little slit on the top of the head
and throw those in
I'm gonna be real serious with the first second
Holy sh*t
Tentacle f*****g teddy
That is phenomenal
Look at that! That is something that nightmares are made of
and I'm making em'
I mean this is some Kanye West sh*t
Right now, on the next f*****g stuffed animal
This bunny. Umm. Real cute.
but ya need some new teeth
You're getting some new eyes
I'm just cutting those f****rs out
Glue these new ones
Instantaneous change
This motherf****r looks delusional
I've got another excess leg
He's just a psychotic f*****g bunny
Runnin around with a f*****g leg!
God damn Halloween
just letting the freak flag
FLY!
I'm gonna be getting out of the YouTube game
real quick and be going into horror dolls
Now, for the bigger bear
I'm taking these eyeballs that I got
and I'm gonna glue those straight one to this
BDI bastard
And just strap on the Hannibal Lecter mask
which looks
FANTASTIC!
Hanni-bear Lecter is what I'm gonna call him
Huhhhh
You can't really lose
A little bid goes a long f*****g way
You know what I mean?
God, you look f*****g crazy!
This was the ultimate score
A Care Bear
I've got this skull
that I'm gonna put in
I'm just cutting around the face here
and taking out the stuffings
and just slide this thing right in
This is probably like the best technique and the easiest technique that we got going so far
I'm throwing in a ribcage in there
because I can.
and then just glue them all back up
add blood around the eyes and this guy is almost ready good to go
Something is missing
I gotta take another limb off
These little skeletal limbs
super easy to make
you just chop off a leg or an arm
you take the stuffings out
you throw in the limb and hot glue around it
any imperfections, you just put some blood on
and it blends right in.
DONE...
So here you have it
OHMAHGOD
This is it.
I gotta sit down. Over here
Holy sh*t,
WOOOOO,
Look how f*****g cool this thing is
This is the f*****g coolest thing I've ever done on this channel
I'm serious
I don't wanna give him away.
I bought this little Tweety Bird
f**k it, I'm just gonna put some eyes on this thing
Imma say not scary
This is gonna be like a stooned little bird
I will put this way at in the back
so that anyone does go
and tries to find something
at least, they will get this.
Post that sh*t, I wanna see it.
You find it.
Moving on to this chucky
It doesn't need much
I'll tell you that much because he's a scary son of a b*tch already
I'm just adding some f****d up eyes to him
and then this last set of TEETHS
put a little BLOOD over on his shirt
and he looks like he's been f*****g chowing down on some kids
What a f*****g nightmare
Why am I doing this?
What is my life?
That's odd. Don't do that
Don't stare right into his eyes. Jesus.
I'm using the last of my skeletal pieces
Umm, on this white bear
No suprise that this one has turns out just as awesome
Maybe. Maybe even my new favorite
I don't know
But that's it.
That's all of em'
We're done.
Well, I'm gonna line this up right here
*sorry Rob. Don't know whatcha saying*
These things look awesome
YEAHHH!
I don't know where all of this is coming from
but I'm tappin it to a real, real f*****g dark place
Just making things evil
That may be appalling
I don't know
I don't really wanna get rid of any of em'
This is the problem.
Alright, in order to get these things into the store
Here's what we gotta do.
We've gotta put this into some sort of bag
that is easily concealable or small enough to get into the store itself.
Alright, we have arrived at the Goodwill.
Ohhh, there is Curtis, my wingman
What is up?
Y'all ready for this adventure?
Oh, I'm ready.
I don't think that we will get arrested for this
I hope not.
Cuz technically, we're just donating
Technically,
Let's do this *slams camera*
*dumps bag into shopping cart
*music playing*
We're in.
*music continues playing*
There's a guy putting books away right now
*squeaky squeaky*
*sneaky Rob emerges*
*music once again starts playing*
*still playing*
*oooo, look who we have here*
*sneaky sneaky my friend*
Alright, all the stuff animals are in place
right there
Mission accomplished.
This one by far is my favorite
I gotta buy this one.
Oh, that look good on you
Yeah, that's nice.
*chuckes*
I don't know
It look pretty cool
2 bucks for a buck
Awesome, appreciate it.
Look at that.
You got a board game there?
Yeah, Delray Beach.
Alright, well that my friend, was a pretty successful redonation
if you ask me.
and a dollar,
A DOLLAR?
For this?
This is art
If you're lucky enough to be in Ashville
Umm, if you hit up the Goodwill
Maybe you'll find one of these
Hopefully, for just as cheap.
That's all we've got
Umm, for this week's Halloween adventure
You don't wanna miss next week's Halloween adventure
because we have the Nailogicals in town
Last week, we've got some pumpkins
We carved some sh*t out
and got a little crazy.
Speaking of those things,
You left a f*****g coffin in my backyard
I took advantage of that situation
and shot a new video over on my personal channel
where I take the 24 hour coffin challenge
A wiggly piece of content that you definitely need to check out after you watch this video
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and I'll see you around here next time
*creepy music playing*
*ooooo spooky*
*creepy music still going on*