Hey guys!
So breakups are one of the many tough things people have to go through.
And there's a lot out there on how to deal with it, or how to cope with breakups.
But there actually isn't a lot on how to break up with someone.
And if you have ever had to do that before,
You know that sometimes breaking up with someone can be harder than getting broken up with.
Especially if you still care about the other person.
Which is why so many people use the worst breakup tactic of all.
THE TEXT MESSAGE BREAKUP.
As most of you know, this is one of the absolute WORST ways to break up with someone.
And I know from personal experience,
It is just the worst feeling ever.
It's downright rude and cowardly.
Unless, of course, they do something terrible to you and you don't care about them anymore
But if that's the case,
you've come to the right place
Here are a bunch of other terrible ways to break up with people that you no longer care about.
Hey, you ready?
What?
Ready to go to class?
We don't have chemistry anymore.
Exactly.
Why didn't you flush?
Looks like a turd in a shape of a "C"
Ohhhh, that's cause you have to tilt your head to the right
Now what do you see?
Just looks like a "U" now.
Don't you see?
I dumped "U"
Hey, you must be popular on twitter
with all of those people following you, huh ?
I don't have a lot of people following me.
Then, how do you explain
all the people I've been seeing behind your back?
Oh, actually, could you not
stand on my right side ?
Why?
Cause I realize that you're actually not right for me
and it's time I left you.
Is that hair in the jar ?
Yeah, it's a part.
Are you watering it ?
No, we're watering it
We're growing apart.
Ah..man. I'm tired.
Are you tired?
No, why?
Well, I mean you have been running through my mind all day.
And I think it's time we took a break.
Aanndd... done!
I just put this above you real quick.
What is this? And why you paint the "E" red?
Oh, just to let you know,
that I'm already over you.
You know, our relationship is like a broken mirror.
It's better to just leave it alone,
than to hurt ourselves trying to fix it.
And also, if you look into it
you can see how much of a crazy crackhead you are.
Why did you tell me to meet you at the gym,
if we're just going to sit here?
Oh you know, just to let you know
that we're not working out.
Alright.what about this peephole?
I still don't see anything
I don't think it's working
Huh... you might be right.
Maybe we should just...
see other peepholes?
What are you doing?
Obviously not you anymore.
Hey, can I ask you a question?
Sure.
Do you like this movie ?
I get it. I know what are you gonna do
What?
You're gonna break the DVD,
and say that you think we should break up.
Good one.
What? No. I was just gonna show you this
and tell you to look up.
Seriously?
What?
You did this whole thing, just to break up with me ?
Just to make a joke?
No, I didn't....
If our relationship meant so little to you,
that you can make a joke out of all of this,
then I have nothing to be sad about,
because it was never real to begin with.
G, look...
Honestly, I... I didn't want to break up with you earlier
And....
I didn't know how to do it.
So I made up all these stupid break-up jokes.
And then I realized...
Breaking up isn't tough at all.
Breaking up is easy.
Most relationships end because people just give up on them
And, I know now
That... I'm not ready to give up on this.
Not just yet.
Well...
Neither am I.
Now I'm ready.
What?
(phone buzzing)
So thank you guys again so much for watching,
if you wanna see bloopers and behind-the-scenes,
click the one on the left,
if you wanna see the previous video,
click the one on the right,
and if you wanna see the last punny video we did,
10 punny christmas gifts I think, or something like that,
click the one on the bottom.
See you there! Or here. Or in the bloopers or in the previous video.
See you-... I'm probably not going to be there.