Beep, beep, beep. Out of our way.
[laughing] This guy gets it.
Are you really just going to stand there
and watch this guy move into your nest?
- What? - You bet I'm gonna watch him.
- With my fists! - What?
Hey, Dame Judi French.
Get ready to feel truth, justice, and the American way.
Are your insults also on strike?
[screams]
Uh-uh!
According to the agreement that you clicked on
when you joined the Good Guys Guild,
if the foreign superhero is covering a strike,
the local superhero has to let the visitor
live in his lair.
You mean I could've stayed in your place
when we were in Paris?
Oui, oui. You could have stayed in the Monsieur Mansion.
This also says he gets to use
your science guy and any sidekicks.
Oh, my God. Mika stop reading!
Also says we have to tell him our real names.
[roars]
I'm Miles Theopholis Macklin.
And I am Michelle Manchester.
- Ooh! - Okay.
Hey, Michelle.
Where should I put your stretchy piano thingy?
[accordion plays a note]
Why don't we set the rest of my stuff
in Capitaine Man's bedroom?
Would you like some coffee, Michelle?
Is that my Man Mug?
Ugh, American coffee tastes like ketchup and gasoline.
[spits]
[mug breaks]
I totally agree.
[laughing]
Now you look here, French Stewart.
[alarm] Beep-beep! Beep-beep!
There's an emergency at... the Swellview Mall.
There's a troop of silver foxes on the loose.
Like the animal with sharp teeth and claws?
Or a bunch of classy guys that look like Anderson Cooper?
The animals with the sharp teeth and claws.
- We gotta roll. - Yeah.
Well, you guys can't use any of my weapons.
Don't even touch 'em.
Eww.
For some furry little foxes? Pfft.
The only weapon I will need is my natural French charm.
- [laughs] This guy's got style. - I like him.
- Wait up, Michelle! - We come with!
Wait, no, don't help him!
I need him to fail so the city will take me back!
Sorry, man. We're not on strike.
And we swore an oath to Swellview.
- I'd never betray you. - Same.
Down the tube.
You know how to play the accordion?
No, I just know how to play our theme song
on every instrument in the world.
Hey, are they back yet?
Why are you wearing medals?
Oh, these guys?
I always wear 'em when I get out of the shower.
- False. - I've never seen you wear them.
Are you trying to big time Monsieur Man
when he comes back from fighting those foxes?
[scoffs] No.
But do you think he'll be impressed when he sees them?
[scoffs]
Now, that's a well-timed entrance.
We're back!
Oh, these medals?
Well, I gave myself this one after I put out
a fire that I accidentally started.
Yo, we just had the best mission.
So much fun!
And, uh, this I got when I helped--
This guy handled those foxes like a boss!
He just walked up to them,
started rubbing their bellies and singing them a song.
Boring! Why don't you stop talking and look at my medals!
But-but-but-but this is the best part!
Okay, so a mom that he saved from the silver foxes
gave him a kiss.
On the cheek.
Oh, look! It's on the news right now.
Now, that's a well-timed news report.
Monsieur Man was able to subdue the wild animals
just before they attacked local hot mom, Kim Danvers.
- What? - Welcome, Kim.
Thanks for having me.
It's so nice to finally see you.
He can't save her, she's my ex.
You said you don't like her like that anymore.
Yeah, but doesn't mean I wanna hear
about her getting saved by some other dude.
Oh.
Tell us about this kiss.
Well, first of all, he was French.
Love that.
And he saved me, so I kissed him.
- Lucky guy. - Wow!
Yeah, I think I'm finally over my ex.
[grunting]
[alarm] Beep-beep! Beep-beep!
Looks like there's an emergency at Dinnyland.
Do you mean Disneyland?
- Whoa! - No, no, no!
We can't say that.
We definitely do not mean Disneyland.
What's the problem?
Uh, looks like one of the rides got stuck.
They fixed it, but everyone's too scared to go on.
[gasping]
They need ride testers!
So the emergency is we get to skip the line
and ride a roller coaster?
And we get to take our picture with Morky Moose!
All right, yeah, wait for us.
And I have to stay.
Down the tube.
[accordion being played]
Now that's a well-timed accordion sting.