I'm so busy and tired with work
~Yeah. Me too. I'm so tired of flying around all week.
~Same, except, you don't really FLY FLY
~What's that supposed to mean?
~Let's just cut to the chase; all you can do is jump really high.
~Jump really high?
What is this? Seventh grade track? I can jump into the sky. You see that plane?
I can stop that plane from soaring and smash it into the ground.
~Can I tell you what I can do? I can fly.
OOOOOHHHHHH
~We get it, you can fly.
I have a freaking shield!
I have a tiara that can slice people's necks off.
~Kay, all of that is lame.
You know I have these fists, these guns.
~What if I'm two miles away? What are you gonna do?
What, are you gonna fist punch me?
~No, like I said, I don't have to because I can just fly there!
~We get it!
Let's just cut to the chase here. We both know how you got into this game.
~And how's that?
Superwoman,
Super-MAN.
Your cousin brought you in this, okay?
Me, on the other hand, I'm self-made.
~Okay, listen, Wonder Woman.
We're all wondering what you do when you take your weekends away in Vegas while the REST of us are saving the world.
~You know what? That was a low blow. That's not fair.
You know I was going through a bad breakup with your cousin!
~Every weekend you're going through a bad breakup.
Have some sympathy. He broke my heart.
Don't make it seem like you're better than me.
How many people have you saved this week? Four?
~Uh, no, too many to even count.
~Oh.. "too many to even cou--"
Yeah? Well, watch a real superhero get to work.
~It's on.
Any last words?
~How'd you get here before me?
~Because I didn't jump here, I flew here.
(Both) I'M HERE TO SAVE YOU.
~No, I'm here to save you.
~No, I'm going to save you.
~No, I'm here to save him.
~No, I'm doing the saving.
~I'm here to save him.
~I'm going to save him.
~Wonder Woman and Super Woman are here to save me!
Yes!
~Get 'em!
~You always try to one-up me! I save a guy from a burning bridge, what do you do? You save a family from drowning.
I'm so sick of it!
~Well, I wouldn't always have to save you if you weren't always about to die all the time!
Shut up!
~You're making the rest of us look bad.
Yes
Oh, Miss Pageant Queen whipping out her tiara!
Lemme show you how it's done.
~Oh, please.
You, get out of my way!
~Woah! You almost fried my head off!
~Stop getting in my way!
~Make me.
~Forget the girls. Go after him!
~Ow, my hair!
AAAHHHHHHHH?!
~Stop, you guys are taking!
~Oh, shut up.
~You guys are screwed!
~Ugh, OKAY!
~God, WHY?
~Okay? We're supposed to be superheroes, out was saving the world, not fighting each other!
~Right, it's supposed to be our cheat day!
~It's supposed to be our day off.
Come come here
~I'm sorry man.
~Save this guy.
~You guys are the worst super heroes I've ever encountered
~I think we gotta take the 'L' on this one.
~I'm kinda happy that they stole his shirt.
~Yeah. Should we just leave his clothes off?
~Hey, so sorry we didn't save you.
~Yeah, my bad!
You like that?
Oh my god its so good
~So, just a random question-- you know, we're curious. Who were you more of a fan of?