It's the day before Christmas,
and there's no better time to be in the Loud House.
♪ Christmas time Is totally rad! ♪
♪ I want those gifts So I won't be bad! ♪
Ugh, come on!
Having trouble with this year's Christmas song, Luna?
Bro, I'm stuck like Santa in a chimney.
Ooh! That's not bad!
♪ I'm stuck like Santa In a chimney! ♪
♪ Been good all year So gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme! ♪
Aww, rubbish!
I'll say! Those lyrics make no
[laughing]
That's one!
My twelve puns of Christmas are off to a great start.
I've only got to come up with 11
[laughing]
- Make that 10! - [blows a raspberry]
Hey, Lincoln, look, I just made the perfect Christmas outfit.
[Rita] Has anyone seen my plaid Christmas table cloth?
[laughing]
I can't wait to celebrate the last night of Las Posadas.
I love Las Posadas, especially the part where
we visit our neighbors and sing for them!
♪ And they invite us inside For chocolate and ice cream ♪
Oh, those lyrics are gold!
I'm excited too.
Remember our last Posadas together?
Oh, yeah.
Bobby was so disappointed
when our neighbor ran out of ice cream
and gave him oranges and peanuts instead.
I mean, I love a good orange,
but come on, it's like getting raisins on Halloween!
But you cheered up once we came home to eat tamales.
Well, this year's gonna be the best Posada's yet,
because we get to spend it with you and the whole family.
Merry Christmas Eve, Casagrandes!
Feliz Nochebuena, Vito.
Oh, oh, oh!
It's Pi worked out to the 5 millionth decimal.
It would've been six but, you know, last minute gift.
It's a void of nothingness, just like the universe.
The best sister to get as your gift giver is...
Lily.
Now, it might seem strange to want a toddler
to pick you in a gift swap, but because she's so young,
Lily can't do her own shopping,
so what you're actually getting is a present from Mom and Dad.
O-M-Gosh, this is the pleated a-line skirt
that I've been wanting forever!
Thanks, Lily.
[babbling]
Oops, wrong ones.
Excuse me, this might take a while.
Hey there, favorite big brother,
allow me to dive into that pile of smelly, sweaty footwear
and find your winter boots for you.
[gasps]
Here you go, good sir. Two big brother boots.
Boy, these are stylish!
Okay, what do you want?
To get a good haul from Santa.
See, contrary to popular belief, I am no angel,
so if I want to get on Santa's nice list
I have one day to undo 12 months of naughty.
[Lisa] You're wasting your time.
Factoring in sleigh speed, time zone changes
and reindeer bathroom breaks,
it's scientifically impossible for the so-called Kris Kringle
to deliver gifts to the approximately
one billion qualifying children.
As you can see, X equals no stinkin' way.
[groaning]
You're lucky I'm being nice right now.
You guys ready?
Carlota?
Almost done with Abuelo's papel picado.
[snoring]
Oh, very lifelike. What about you, Carl?
Ugh, one second! I'm just rigging...
I mean, finishing the piñata!
[beep]
[evil laugh]
The candy will be all mine!
I mean, all of ours. Feliz Navidad!
CJ and Carlitos?
One last thing to do!
[grunts]
[giggling]
The tree looks great!
Abuela, you guys ready?
We're just finishing up another batch of masa for the tamales.
Mmh, riquísimo!
You guys are doing a great job.
Ay, ay!
Except somebody has trouble keeping the masa in the bowl.
Actually, my aim is quite good.
Mom, María masa'd me!
Feels like they're kids again.
I love reminiscing!
[crying]
This batch of masa is done and so are you two.
Let's get moving.
We're losing valuable Posadas time, people!
[Christmas music playing]
[chirping]
You know what I want for Christmas?
A bigger fireplace.
What's that, Mom?
I can
[laughing]
That's three!
[blows a raspberry]
Lily, are you
[laughing]
That's four!
- See anything? - Nope.
Looking for gifts from Mom and Dad, huh?
Heavy checked Dad's underwear drawer?
Have we checked Dad's underwear drawer?
Lincoln, please.
This is not our first rodeo.
[sniffing]
♪ Dashing to the stove... ♪
Hey, son, you're just in time to try the crown jewel
of ol' Dad's Christmas Eve feast:
the figgy pudding!
[coughing]
[chuckles awkwardly] And ruin the surprise at dinner?
I don't think so.
Look at Dad getting
[laughing]
Number five!
Oh, I love the 12 puns of Christmas.
Luan, you want to try my pudding?
Sorry, Dad,
Get it? Yule? That's six!
I just
Oh, seven!
[laughing] "Sleigh!"
[snoring]
Abuelo, wake up.
My dad will be back any minute,
so we should probably get ready to go.
Yes, yes, I'm ready.
Oh! [grunts]
[gasping] Abuelo!
[bell rings]
[groaning]
I can't get up.
[knocking]
That better be Dad.
Why, it's everyone!
Ah, my son had a last-minute work emergency,
so we's can't go skiing.
The lake froze over
and my polar bear club can't swim in it.
There's a tropical storm in Hawaii,
and our flight was canceled.
I straight up forgot to make plans.
Pobrecitos.
Well, you'll all just have to join us for dinner tonight.
[cheering] Oh-ho-ho! Free food!
♪ That doesn't look like Dad ♪
♪ Nochebuena's becoming sad ♪
Merry Christmas Eve, everyone!
Enjoy some holly jolly cauliflower cupcakes.
[gasps]
[sniffs] Ugh.
I think these are meant for Santa's reindeer.
[gasps]
Hey, Linc, merry Christmas Eve.
Same to you, buddy.
Hey, guess who has two arms
and a Rip Hardcore backpack to slip over them?
This guy!
- I mean, you? - Yep.
Next time you see me,
I'll be ready for whatever comes my way
in the wildest jungle of them all.
Everyone knows that means school.
Hey, who did you buy a gift for?
Uh...
Oh, no! I forgot!
[gasps] Clyde, I gotta go.
Merry Christmas! Your sweater party's back on!
Knit Christmas sweaters all night!
Moth-free!
You guys are a real
Now, you can video chat with your son
and hit the slopes at the same time, Vito.
Youse guys thought of everything!
Who needs a polar bear club
when you can swim in this super cold water?
Oh, yeah, that's the stuff.
Enjoy Hawaii!
Aloha!
That means hello and goodbye.
And now you have plans too. Aloha!
Ooh, aloha...!
Oh, no! Nico and Cam escaped!
No, no, no!
First they ruin our Christmas dinner and now this?
Nicholas and Cameron Chang! You get back here right now!
We packed your Christmas dinner to go.
Wow, you guys are so thoughtful.
- See ya, bud. - Text you later, Sid.
Okay, we're back in business.
Okay, while you're all waiting for tamales,
I made you...
Where is everyone?
All their plans were fixed.
It's a Christmas miracle!
Guess we can all go to Las Posadas now.
I'll call Dad and tell him to come home.
[dialing beeps]
[shouting]
[gasping]
[phone ringing]
Ugh, now what?
I got all the masa in the store.
Oh, it's Ronnie Anne.
What the qué?
The munchies!
[grunting]
Somebody help!
Attention, the Hi 'n' Buy is now closed.
Turkey, here I come!
I mean, family. I love my family.
No, wait!
Chihuahua...
[grunting]
No presents for us under here.
Dang it! Ugh.
We could look in the basement.
How do you feel about lifting the water heater?
Let's do this.
[sniffing]
[sighing]
I don't think Mom will mind
if I just peel back the corner a little.
Hold it! You are
[laughing]
That's eight!
I can't help it!
The sound of the paper tearing, the smell of the tape,
that moment when you stick the bow in your hair!
Give me that!
You gotta kick this habit, Lori.
We don't want a repeat of last year.
[awkward chuckling]
You guys got some great stuff.
You're right, Luan. I gotta fight this.
Well, there's no time like the
[laughing]
That's nine!
I can be strong.
I will not open another gift until Christmas morning.
[doorbell rings]
Delivery for Miss Lori Loud?
"To Lori: Open immediately."
Ah! Universe, you are literally testing me.
Hey, guys!
Forget what I was wearing before,
this is the perfect Christmas outfit.
[Rita] Has anyone seen all my tinsel?
- Shh! - Ooh, I'm gonna tell!
No, no, no!
Just
[laughing]
That's ten!
[grunting]
It's useless, we'll never get out of here.
[sighing]
Ugh, this was supposed to be the perfect Christmas Eve.
I'm sorry, mi ranita. At least we have each other.
I know, but for once the whole family was going to be together.
Yeah, and I was gonna sing my song.
We don't even get to celebrate Las Posadas.
None of this would be happening
if those dang neighbors hadn't shown up.
[rumbling]
- Ah! - Is it an earthquake?
Becky's back!
[whimpering]
Ronnie Anne, you're okay!
Sid? Mrs. Kernicky? Mr. Nakamura?
What are all of you doing here?
Rosa said youse were in trouble,
so we dropped everything and came right over.
You dug through all that snow just to get us?
Buttercup did most of the work.
[belching]
You saved our Christmas, so we had to save yours.
Yeah, you guys are family.
[chuckles awkwardly]
Well, better get back to knitting sweaters.
Yeah, better hurry before my ice bath warms up.
Happy holidays!
Aloha!
Ándale, you three.
It's freezing and everyone's ready to get back home.
We can finally have our perfect Nochebuena.
I feel terrible.
We kicked them out and they still came to save us.
I know, we're horrible people.
But I think I know how we can make it up to them.
We're going to need your guitar.
Merry Christmas!
[rustling, opening presents]
Well, that's all the Christmas presents.
Time to start decorating for Valentine's Day!
Wait, I still have one more.
I saved the best for last.
[yelping]
Merry Christmas, babe.
[gasps] Boo-Boo Bear?
I couldn't find anything good enough to buy you
for our first Christmas together,
so I decided to give you myself.
Oh, that's literally the perfect gift.
Oh, I got you a present too!
I hope it's food and water.
Santa sure was good to us this year.
[everyone] Santa?
Oh, I thought you didn't believe in him.
I didn't, until I spied him
leaving a present behind the couch last night.
Behold!
[gasping]
There is a present back here, and it's addressed to Lincoln.
Wow!
- Wow! - Cool!
A Fearsome Flyer 1000?
Hey, Mr. Grouse, thanks for the sled.
Don't thank me,
thank Santa.
Merry Christmas, Lincoln.
Merry Christmas, Mr. Grouse!
Well, another Christmas has come and gone,
but this year I got the best present ever:
a new friend.
I think from now on
things are gonna be pretty different around here.
[laughs] Yeah!
[screams]
[Mr. Grouse] Loud...!
Maybe not that different.
Well, I guess that about
Yes, I did it!
That's 12!
Merry Christmas!
Whoo-hoo! I finally caught one!
[laughing]
[gasps]
Huh?
[sighs]
Huh? [screaming]
[laughing]
Aww...
[gasps]
[chuckling]
[laughing]
Feliz Navidad, Mijos.
This is the best Christmas ever.
[knocking]
I got it!
Hola, Mrs. Casagrande.
We came to pick up Lori at college,
but Vanzilla broke down.
Would it be alright
if we hung out with you this Christmas?
We're going to need more masa!
[in unison] Dibs not!
Dibs not!
Chihuahua...
[laughing]
Classic Arturo.