(metal can clicking)
- Wait, my secret message to Jen.
- Oh my god. (metal cans clicking)
- Yeah I would say this is like (shrieks).
- I wish I could do mine so I can do S.O.S.
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- So today we are going to be trying all the
White Claw flavors and we are going to be deciding
which ones are good.
And also, we've never tried it before so we might
get a little drunk, it's one o'clock.
Oh, I drove here.
(sad violin music)
Anyway, yes, we're not gonna get drunk.
We're just gonna try this stuff out.
- Gonna take a little sippy sip
because carbonation hurts my throat.
- I'd just like to say that if you are under 21
don't drink unless you're in a country where you can drink.
If you're under 21, whatever I'm not the boss of you.
Just go live you're life, but legally,
legally live your life.
Live your life within legal balance as pertained
by your local country and stuff.
- Whoa.
Am I in an episode of Boston Legal?
William Shatner is that you?
- Yes it is me.
- Show was canceled in 2011 probably.
- It was. (sad trumpet music)
- So White Claw is an alcoholic seltzer that has,
it just basically been the drink of barbecues this summer.
- It's light enough where it's drinkable on a hot day,
but it's not so heavy like a beer.
And it's not too sweet like a rosé.
- Yeah, it's got more alcohol content than some beers
'cause aren't a lot of beers
like 4.5%? - Yeah.
- This is 5%.
- It's dangerous apparently.
I mean here's the thing, we've never tried White Claw.
- No, I have.
I've had it a lot.
- Okay, well for the purpose.
- I'm not a huge seltzer drinker, so I don't really have any
sort of seltzer to compare it to.
I tend to stay away from carbonation.
- How do we feel about the different flavors
of ooh White Claw?
- Seltzer wise, these are all pretty standard flavors.
And I feel like, also, they're the flavors of mixers often.
Like, I've used raspberry or like lime flavor and stuff
for mixers, so it doesn't seem
like it would be a bad combination.
- They all seem pretty tart to me.
- Really, what's the one on the end?
- Because, raspberry, lime, grapefruit, but then cherry
is kind of your sweeter variety.
- They're all acids.
- But then seltzer's also an acid.
- Anyway, I guess. - Is it spicy raspberry?
- You're a spicy raspberry.
That wasn't an insult.
That's actually a cute little compliment.
- I'll be a spicy raspberry.
(chime dings) - 'Kay, fun.
All right. - So we're starting
off with raspberry.
Holding the can, I like it.
- I like holding cans. - I like holding it.
- I love holding cans.
- Like, holding it and like popping it.
(cans popping)
Ooh.
- Cheers.
- [Everyone] Cheers!
- Fighting.
- Cheers.
- All right.
(chimes twinkling)
- Ooh. - Oh.
- That's really good.
- Oh, that's really good.
I don't like seltzer, but I like this.
- It's very smooth and that is a problem.
- Wow, that is.
- It's a lot sweeter than I was expecting it to be,
but in a good way.
- This is tasty.
It also is very smooth.
(slurping) - And it's just fun
because I love things that come in a can.
- I'm realizing that I do too.
- Yeah, I love cans.
- Yeah.
- If people are, I'm always like leave the can.
- Please, Jen.
- Don't you love going to restaurants
and be, "Oh leave the can." (cans clinking)
- I want to play with it later.
- This tastes really good.
I'm gonna be honest,
I was expecting to hate this, but I love it.
- Oh no.
- Are you actually drinking or are you
just like putting it up to your face?
- I'm honestly just spilling most of it.
- My vagina's covered in the Claw.
(electronic beep)
- Claw-gina. (laughs)
(electronic beep)
- I don't like raspberry.
- Me neither. - I think raspberry
is a little bit too much attitude in my mouth.
I will call the raspberry a six out of 10.
- I would give it an A. - 69.
- You give it an A,
I give it a six. - Yeah.
- I gave it a six, you gave it an A.
- Yeah I did.
What's your, what's your rating Jen?
- I think it's pretty good.
- Okay, so we have pretty good, A, and six.
- [Chantel] We're trying black cherry next.
- Cheers.
- Jen has already popped hers.
- I have not popped my cherry yet.
(cans popping)
- We're virgins.
(can popping) - Oh.
Oh, oh.
- Oh.
A little fizz.
- Oh, I don't like it, cough syrup.
- Artificially is like.
- Oh, my god.
- Oh.
- Oh god, that's gross.
- Do not like.
- Oh, that's gross.
- I spilled it.
- I need to be sure.
- For me that's a one.
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(Chantel giggles)
- You probably should go by your same.
- That is her same.
- It's a one.
- I'm gonna say this is a D plus.
(sad trumpet music)
- I give it a huh? (sad trumpet music)
- It has a very metallic taste
and it also has like a very fake taste.
Which means that you can taste the alcohol
more than you can taste it in the raspberry.
- It needs more salt.
(crickets chirping)
And fat and acid.
Let's move on to the next one.
So, I don't really like grapefruit, but I also thought
that I didn't like seltzer, so who knows.
- This is good.
(Chantel coughs)
I like it.
- Oh God, it tastes like Fresca.
Do you remember that soda from the early 90s?
- Yes.
- No, cause that's when you two were born, nevermind.
- I remember Fresca.
- Oh okay, well, thank you.
- I remember.
I do, I remember it.
- I also remember it.
- This tastes like Fresca, but like maybe a little more
productive 'cause it has liquor in it.
But Fresca's just kind of like,
I'm drinking Fresca.
George Bush is president, the older one.
When I think of Fresca, that's what I think.
- It smell's very much like grapefruit.
I don't like it.
Raspberry is just much better.
- I would this a blehhh.
- I would give this one a six.
- I think its aight.
- It's way better than the cherry.
- It's worse than the cherry. - It's worse than the cherry?
- It's worse than the cherry.
- How?
- 'Cause it tastes like tin can, tastes like I'm licking
rations from world war II.
(Chantel sputters) - Oh yeah,
they don't like it when you do that.
They're like, "Stop liking my rations,"
and you're like, "No."
- They're like, "Wow."
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- Cheers. - Cheers.
Oh, cheers.
Oh!
Yikes.
- I know, that's what I was about to say, I was like um.
- It kind of tastes like Sierra Mist a little bit.
- It's not something I would choose to drink,
but if someone was like here drink this
or else it will hurt my feelings I would be like, "Okay."
- It's not good, but it's also, I'm not gonna throw it away.
- This one is like a, it's a C.
- I would say this a
mehhh, okay!
- Yeah, she's chill.
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- Overall, I would say that the best one is raspberry.
- Raspberry. - 100%.
- The second best one for me is probably lime.
- Mmm,
I differ.
- And then the third best for me is probably black cherry
and then I think grapefruit's the worst.
- Really?
- Yes, I know.
- Mine are raspberry is so so far ahead, not even a comp.
After that is probably the grapefruit, which is shocking
'cause I don't like grapefruit or seltzer.
After that is lime and then dead,
dead last for me is that cherry.
That cherry was Robitussin through and through.
- Same. - Oh, are you the same ranking
or are you just
copying off Chantel. - Same ranking.
- (laughs) Are you just chopping Contel?
- Are you choppying Contel?
- Honestly, I liked all of these.
I really think, I guess I do agree
that raspberry was probably the tastiest.
Black cherry, I didn't dislike it as much as you guys did.
I kind of felt like they all were better
than I expected hard seltzers to be.
They exceeded expectations, but I do agree
that raspberry was the best.
- Yeah.
- Hard seltzer taste test, lady tested.
- [Everyone] Lady tasted.
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