Hi Courteney.
Hi, how are you?
I'm good.
So you haven't been here in four years.
Four?
I know.
Although, we see each other often in different scenarios.
I saw you-- I went to your house to watch, oh my god, the most
incredible comedy special, which you've all seen, I'm sure.
Yes, Relatable, on Netflix, everybody.
They haven't seen it.
It's all good.
That was really fun.
Yes.
And then we were on an island together vacationing.
Right.
We were at a place called Brando Island, which is incredible.
And one of my favorite memories was really
just seeing who all you were gonna scare that day.
So you think that she just scares on the show.
Uh-uh.
You scare on the the most-- we're all there to relax.
It's the most expensive vacation.
All you want to do is just chill and nothing was sacred.
There was not a moment.
No.
I mean, she would hide behind the curtains in your place
where you're staying.
Poor Cameron.
Yeah.
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You scared me in the pool with Amanda.
Yes.
And I would hide behind a bush for as long as I can to--
There was not a palm tree that she wasn't--
anything was-- nothing.
Anything [INAUDIBLE].
It's fun.
I don't do it just for the show.
I do it because it's fun all the time.
Why would--
It's almost like you're 10 afterwards.
You get so-- you're like--
Yeah.
You're so excited.
Well, do you like to scare people?
Do you do it?
Well, I actually, I'm so afraid that I'll be scared afterwards,
that I don't want to do it.
I can't stand being scared.
Although, I do love it.
I mean, it's so weird.
It's a love hate thing.
But anyway, yes, it's fun.
All right, and I understand you're
spending a lot of time in London now
because your boyfriend, fiance slash--
he's your fiancee, right?
He's not my fiancee.
We were engaged to be married, but now
we're just together and--
But you broke off your engagement?
We did.
Why?
But you're still together.
Yeah.
I know.
Isn't that strange?
We broke off our engagement and he moved to England.
Then we got back together.
And it's actually better than it was before.
It's just, everything's better.
Because he's in London?
Oh, there he is.
Not because he's in London.
Although, I think the distance-- after that breakup,
we were apart for six months.
That really showed us a lot.
And it's just better.
It's expensive.
I mean, that's an expensive relationship.
Yeah, to go back and--
I'm going Thursday.
Yeah.
We go back and forth a lot.
But you take turns?
He comes to see you or do you--
He does.
He's in a band called Snow Patrol
and right now he's touring.
Oh.
But, yeah, he's incredibly.
He's also an incredible writer.
He writes tons of music and--
The one thing I learned about you on vacation
is you know music very well.
You know lots of songs and every single word to them.
That was one of my favorite nights, by the way.
When we were dancing?
Yeah.
There was-- Cameron--
I'm saying it like everybody knows who Cameron is.
You know, Cameron, my friend.
He's just a guy.
Anyway, a friend of hers made a Spotify playlist called FM Gold
and it's so good.
And that night, we just danced forever.
I had the best time.
I have to-- so there was a bar.
It's an island.
It's not a private island.
There was other people there.
And so there was a couple honeymooning.
And they're sitting at the bar.
And Portia and I show up.
And they're kind of all of a sudden,
like, just staring at their drinks
and trying to act like there's nothing happening.
And then all of a sudden, Jen Aniston shows up
and they're, like, freaking out.
And then Courteney shows up.
And then Jason Bateman shows up.
And they're like, oh my god, what's happening.
It just kept growing and growing.
And Jimmy Kimmel shows up.
And it was, like, a whole bunch of us.
It was a fun group.
They stayed as long as they could
before their heads exploded.
And then they-- and Coco was there, your daughter.
Oh, yeah.
How old is she now?
Coco's 14 and she just started high school.
Oh, wow.
Yeah.
I mean, it's a whole new world.
Everything about it.
I don't understand a word that Coco says and vise versa.
She doesn't get me.
I don't get her.
I mean, Johnny's from Ireland.
So I don't really get him either.
And Coco will say, like, hey mom, what's the tea?
I have no idea what that means.
It means, like, what's happening?
What's the latest?
Johnny will say, what's the crack?
That's not-- you know, that's the way people talk.
What's the tea is like, what's the tea?
I want to see tea bag.
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Funniest story.
The other day, she calls me up and she's--
I was driving on Sunset and, you know, Sunset's pretty crazy.
And Coco called me up and said, mom, I'm freaking out.
I said, Coco, I'm freaking out.
I just got hit from behind.
And she's like, what?
Gross.
I mean-- what?
I got rammed.
And she's like, what?
And she [INAUDIBLE].
I'm like, how am I supposed to say I got rear-ended?
Well, not like that.
Like, nothing worked.
I can't talk.
But I did.
I got hit from-- you know, in the back of my car.
Yeah.
But it really scares me.
Is that a term--
I got hit from behind?
It is when you're from Alabama.
I mean, what else am I going to say?
What do you say?
Yeah, I would have said-- well, I
would've said I got rear-ended instead of hit from behind.
That doesn't sound that much better.
No.
Now nothing sounds OK.
All right.
People are just turning on right now.
All right, we'll take a break.
We'll be back.
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