Don't try this at home.
We're what you call "experts."
Really?
Yeah!
Hello, and welcome back to season 7 of…
Jory and Riley: “Is it a Good Idea to Microwave This?”
I'm Jory Caron!
I'm Riley McIlwain!
And I'm Jonathan Paula!
Wait- who are you?
I’m usually on the camera.
Oh, that's why I never see you!
I'm the annoying guy!
Yeah, it's that annoying guy!
I thought that was you!
Yeah, this is all the stuff we're gonna microwave for season 7!
No, no, it changed.
Oh, it changed...
I'm the annoying guy now.
Who is he?
Oh, look at all this stuff!
Yeah, this is all the stuff we're gonna microwave for season 7!
All of this?!
There has to be, like, 46...
47 items!
47?! Aw, jeez!
Look at 'em all! We've got a Lexus air bag...
We have an electic cat...
Jory: Is that an iPhone?!
Jon: We have a harmonica...
Oh, my God! There's stuff behind us, too!
Jory: Rubber ducks...
Jory: Tickle-Me-Elmo...
Jory: TV...
Jon: Inspector Gadget...
Jon: [beep]...
Jory: Ukulele...
Is that seriously...? Did you just touch that?
Here's some Oust...
Jon: Over by me, we have this iPal monster...
Jon: An Atari, a Nintendo Entertainment System...
Jon: A lodestone magnet...
Jon: A voltage meter...
Jon: Rocket engines...
Riley: We've got, like, a little sparkly ball here that bounces...
Riley: We've got a huge mother[beep]in' light bulb...
Riley: Some coils here...
Riley: Some more lights, drums, calculators, penguins...
Riley: Some extra from "Star Wars"...
Jon: So, what are we going to microwave today?
Today, we're going to be microwaving this air bag...
But wait- there's more!
We’re also microwaving this little decal trunk thing.
Wait- there’s even bulbs we’re doing.
Wait, wait, wait- there’s more! If you call right now, there's even two more bulbs. That’s a total of four!
Yeah, we’re still gonna do them all.
*theme song plays*
Jory: It smells like victory!
Jory: All hands to the deck!
Jory: Nobody likes roasted nuts!
Jory: Let's get outta here!
Jory: Ventilation is key!
Jon: What're you doing?! Put that out!
Jon: Does it still work?
Jory: You're dumb!
Jory: The masks- they do nothing!
Jory: Stopping, stopping!
Riley: It broke the window!
Jory and Riley: 2.7!
Jory: Is it a good idea to microwave this?
Let's find out! Here at the Jory Caron Laboratory, safety is our number-one concern.
That’s why we hide behind this giant tin foil shield. It’s shiny, and it's to protect our nuts, because nobody likes roasted nuts.
But you know what everyone does like? Donations.
Specifically, two people donated this stuff here: Baron102786 and…
Jack Hammond III.
Yeah, and we owe them for this stuff.
Let's go into the laboratory.
Jon: Let's!
Something's different.
It IS different. Wanna know why it's different?
'Cause it's a new, but more like a refurbished laboratory.
The name of it? The Jory Caron Laboratory...
Jory and Riley: 2.7!
I'll get that. You just keep goin'.
Yeah, you should get that.
We have all of this cool stuff. Look at this giant fan!
Jon: Wow!
Look at that thing! That thing can really blow and suck!
It can do both at the same time, if you ask it to!
And we also have this other fan.
And a siren, to let us know when the fans are on.
And we also have this beautiful microwave right here.
Jory: What's the name of it? Summer.
Riley: Summer!
It's Summer? It's Summer.
Jon: Alright!
Okay, let's open this bad girl up!
Whoa! She's kind of tiny!
She is tiny, but the tiny girls are usually some of our best performers.
The craziest ones!
Riley: The smaller you are, the more room in bed, am I right?
Jon: Are we hoping this air bag is going to deploy?
Jory: I hope it demolishes everything!
Riley: Can I shut her?
Jory: Yeah, shut her! Go for it, yeah!
Jory: But just don't TOUCH her!
Jory: Okay, I'll take it over from here. Just back off!
So, I wonder how long it should go in there for?
Jon: 10 minutes, huh?
Safety first!
Before we go anywhere, I’m just going to bring this inside, because, if there’s a fire outside, I shouldn’t have to go through the fire to get the fire extinguisher!
So, I'm going to bring this inside!
Brand new, by the way, too!
That's a good point! Let's get outta here!
Jon: Let's get outta here, chief!
*screeching car sound*
Jon: Get the [beep] outta there!
*air bag explodes*
Riley: Oh, my God!
It broke the window!
Jon: Turn the light on! Jory: I told you, I told you!
Riley: Oh, my God!
Jory: Oh, [beep]!
Riley: Holy hell!
Jory: Oh, [beep]!
Riley: Where did it go?!
Jon: Where's the microwave?!
Riley: (laughing hysterically)
Jon: What the [beep] happened?!
Jory and Riley: Oh, my God!
Riley: Look it- the tin foil shield actually worked!
Jory: We could've just died!
Jory: Oh, my God! Riley: Oh, my goodness!
Jory: You just destroyed the window!
Jory: I'm glad I ran fast enough! Holy [beep]!
Jon: Well, it's deployed now!
Jon: What happened to the door of the microwave?
Good idea!
Look at that [beep]!
Summer was destroyed in one episode!
Jon: Where is the door?!
What door? Oh, the door?
Jon: The microwave- where is the door?!
It would have come out, and it would have come off.
Jon: Does anybody see the door? Or was it just completely obliterated?
Jon: What the [beep]?! Are you kidding me?!
Jory: I am NOT kidding you!
On further investigation, we found the door, maybe like, 20 to 30 feet that way!
It must've blew it and threw it.
Jon: Because the door would have opened and swung in that general direction.
So, I know you're not wondering this, but in case you are...
Is it a good idea to microwave an air bag? No, it's not!
Absolutely not!
Look at this- I don't know if you noticed this...
As soon as I hit "start," I ran, and then, it popped!
Jory: Look- there's holes in the glass!
Jon: The door does protect our nuts!
Barely!
Riley: Literally! The tin foil shield works!
So, it is NOT a good idea.
Absolutely not! I'm gonna quit!
And that's it for this episode of "Is it a Good Idea to Microwave This?" Which, no!
Oh, my God! That just [beep]in' happened!
*microwave funeral montage music plays*
Jory: She is tiny, but the tiny girls are usually some of our best performers.
The craziest ones!
Riley: The smaller you are, the more room in bed, am I right?
*air bag explodes* Riley: Oh, my God!
*hammering on glass*
Jon: Is it working?
Jon: The pizza box was a good idea, Jory!
Riley: Look at all my jewels!
*credits music plays*
(impersonating Fred) Hi, it’s me, Jory!
*Jory screams; Riley laughs*
Suzie's a bitch!
*Jory screams; Riley laughs hysterically*
I snort Adderall through my asshole!
Jon: We've got a light bulb over there.
Jory: Here's a common rock.
Jon: That was a lodestone magnet.
Jory: Oh, yeah!
*notice camera has fallen, and all laugh*