♪ (upbeat theme music) ♪
(silence)
- (Katie) So today we have a challenge for you.
- Oh no!
- I already know.
You're gonna try to make me laugh.
- (Katie) We're having you do a Don't Laugh or Smile challenge.
- Oh, another one? Okay.
- I gotta get serious faced.
- Let's see how far I'll get through this because it's never that far.
- (Katie) All of these videos have been submitted by fans
who want to try to get you to laugh. - They probably will.
You guys are good at what you do.
- No! I bet they're good.
I bet they're good because I watch all of them.
- Hey, when it comes to a challenge, I'm up for it,
so bring it on!
- You're not gonna make me laugh. I promise you that.
- I'll see you at the finish line.
That's all I gotta say.
- I am making ratatouille.
(scoffs) Well, how would you prepare it?
- (Gordon Ramsay) What's so fucking complicated?!
- (cracking up)
When Gordon Ramsay's voice showed up, it was just immediately funny.
(buzzer)
- (Gordon Ramsay) Take your jacket and fuck off!
What the fuck are you doing?!
Where's the lamb sauce?!
You're fucking pathetic.
A bison's penis! What is that shit?!
You fucking donkey! - (splutters)
That's not even fair. I just laugh every time.
(buzzer)
- (Gordon Ramsay) What the fuck are you doing?!
- Well, that's pretty funny.
They should make a parody of Ratatouille and do that.
- (Gordon Ramsay) A bison's penis! What is that shit?! You fucking...
- Could you imagine if the movie was actually like this?
I would be dying. I'm dying on the inside right now.
- (Gordon Ramsay) ... that shit.
What the fuck are you doing?!
(brief silence)
- I made it. That's good. That was funny.
- Hello, I'm here to tell you
about a revolutionary new product called Khum Dhan.
What exactly is Khum Dhan?
Well, Khum Dhan is an ancient Indian herbal and well-being tonic.
- (customer) You know, when I started getting Khum Dhan,
I got a promotion right away.
People knew there was something different about me.
Like, "Matt, what--" - NOOOOO!
(laughing) Goddamn it.
(buzzer)
- (Matt) When I started getting Khum Dhan, I got a promotion right away.
People knew there was something different about--
- (squeaky laughter)
Oh god. (buzzer)
- (Matt) When I started getting Khum Dahn, I got a promotion right away.
People knew there was something different--
- What is it? Is it like a lotion or something?
- (Matt) "(puzzled) What-- what's different about you?"
I'm like, "Well, I just got Khum Dhan."
- (pitchman) You can get your wife Khum Dhan.
- Nope.
- (pitchman) You can get your kids-- - Nope! Mmm-mmm.
- (pitchman) You can get your grandma Khum Dhan.
- That's just not right at all.
- Khum Dhan for everybody.
Even grandma's pets-- much, much more.
Okay.
- This is actually really hard for me.
- (Poke hunters) Who's that Pokémon?
- (aggressive man) IT'S PIKACHU!!!
- (Poke hunters) It's Clefairy! - (aggressive man) FUUUUU--
- I was doing so good, man.
(buzzer)
- (Poke hunters) Who's that Pokémon?
- (aggressive man) IT'S PIKACHU!!!
- (Poke hunters) It's Clefairy! - Who's Pokémon?
- (Poke hunters) It's Clefairy! - (aggressive man) FUUUUU--
- That always happens to me.
- I don't know what just happened, so... nope.
- (kid) So I basically, um... - No.
- (kid) What I was thinking was, um-- - (sympathetically) Oh!
- (kid) I can't believe you've done this.
So I basically, um-- what I was thinking of this, um--
Oh fuck! - (groans)
- (kid) ... is, um-- oh fuck!
- It's okay. (titters) (buzzer)
- (kid) ... is, um-- oh fuck! - Ooh.
- (kid) I can't believe you've done this.
- You know, that would've got me, but I watched that not even a week ago.
- (mom) Aww, you guys are so sweet.
(squealing) Ooh! Sweet eyes too! Wow.
Oh, thank you!
- All right, kids have no effect on me, so I'm good.
- (mom) Oh, I love you.
- (slurping off screen) - (mom) Got it.
Love you! - (kid) Oh, shit in your mouth.
♪ (record scratches) ♪
♪ Fuck the police ♪
♪ Comin' straight from the underground ♪ - That little guy.
- (mom) Love you! - (kid) Oh, shit in your mouth.
- (scandalous gasp)
- (kid) Oh, shit in your mouth! - Wow.
Okay, that kid's awesome.
- (kid) Oh, shit in your mouth. - Uh-oh.
You don't wanna do that. Then you're a potty mouth.
- ♪ A young [bleep] got it bad 'cause I'm brown ♪
- You know, I'm just questioning her parenting skills a little bit more.
- (Katie) You won! - Did I actually win?
- Oh my gosh!
- Yes! (laughing)
- Oh, is that it? Nothing funny.
- All right! All right!
- When it comes to competition, I am Mister Competitor.
- (Katie) What do you want to say to the fans
who suggested the video that made you lose the challenge?
- (sighs) It got me.
All of them just make me laugh so much.
- You are a genius in finding this video in the vault of humor.
- I didn't think that I had such an immature sense of humor,
but we all surprise ourselves.
- (Katie) What do you want to say to the fans
about their attempt at trying to get you to smile or laugh?
- Actually, you guys need to do better than that.
They were funny, but not that funny.
- Shout out to the person who picked the Pokémon video
'cause that one almost got me.
But all you others, you suck.
- Good luck next time, but take it from a pro:
you mess with the best, you lose like the rest.
- Thanks for watching us try not to smile or laugh on the React channel.
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- Let us know in the comments how well you did in the challenge.
- We'll see you next time everyone. Bye!
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