Phil: Hey guys! // Dan: Hi.
Phil: So I'm here with Dan and inspired by Lord Pewdiepie and..
Phil: ..Lordess Jenna Marbles..
Dan: Lordess Jenna Marbles? Yeah, that's your titles, guys. // Phil: Yes.
Phil: Today, I thought we could do.. // Dan: *chuckling*
THE FACE SWAP CHALLENGE
Dan: That's right. This is gonna be another high-brow video, people. // Phil: Mm.
Dan: There is an app called 'FaceSwap.'
Dan: Guess what it does? It swaps peoples' faces. // Phil: It swaps the faces!
Dan: And it's very funny.. and stupid.
Phil: *chuckling* // Dan: And today we'd like to explore it with you.
Phil: Let's do it! // Dan: Let's go!
[crash boom bloink]
Phil: I dropped my phone on the floor!
Dan: Great start.
Phil: Here we go!
Dan: OH MY GOD OH MY GOD // Phil: *laughing* Oh!
Phil: What's-- // Dan: THIS IS A MISTAKE
Phil: Why does my face look so small?! // Dan: WHY--
Dan: We are both horrifically uglier on each other's faces. // Phil: Your eyes-- your eyes are giant!
Dan: Let's never have a child. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Phil: You look like a middle-aged mum!
Dan: I look like a f*cking Mii.
Both: *laughing* // Phil: You look like a Mii!
Phil: Hello internet! My name is Dan and welcome to my YouTube channel!
Both: *laughing*
Phil: That is so weird!
Dan: Hey guys! AmazingPhil here and this morning, I ate all of Dan's cereal!
Both: *chuckling*
Dan: Oh! Oh! Augh! // Phil: Oh! Augh! Augh!
Dan: ITS A MISTAAAAAKE // Phil: IT'S HORRIBBLEE
Phil: Aah! // Dan: I kind of look like Darth Sidious.
Dan: UNLIMITED POWER // Phil: *giggling*
Phil: Bring me the milk, Mother.
Both: *laughing* // Dan: What're you--?!
Phil: *singing* bum bum bum bum bum
Phil: AAAUGHH // Dan: IM FLEETING BETWEEN DIMENSIONS
Phil: WHAT'S GOING ON... KILL ME // Dan: MY FACE IS MELTING
Dan: Let's stop with us! // Phil: Okay.
Dan: Oh god! // Phil: Ugh! Let's switch.
Phil: *singing* All the single Phillies, all the single Phillies..
Dan: Is that Beyonce? // Phil: *singing* All the single-- *laughs*
Phil: Hey, it's me, bae.
Dan: Is that-- // Both: *laughing*
Phil: Oh! // Dan: Oh!
Phil: Oh no! // Dan: Don't say-- Oh..!
Phil: Look at you! Look at you!
Dan: *singing* Yeahh.. // Phil: *laughing*
Phil: Whaaah..! Mommy! // Dan: Oh! Oh! Oh!
Both: *laughing* // Dan: Oh my god!
Phil: You look like a Mortal Kombat villain!
Dan: I will break your legs!
Phil: Fatality.
Phil: Oh my god! Obama suits my hair!
Dan: Wow! You look like kawaii anime Obama! // Phil: Look at that! I look hot!
Dan: Obama-kun! // Phil: Senpai!
Dan: Obama with the fringe here.. telling you that this hairstyle will never go out of fashion.
Phil: Baka.
Phil: Oh my god. It's like my nightmares but worse.
Phil: HOLY CRAP
Dan: *laughing* // Phil: OH
Dan: Hey baby.
Dan: Wanna go back to my place tonight?
Dan: I'll give you my..
Dan: Trump Stump.
Dan: WHAT AM I SAYING AAAAAAHHH
Both: *laughing*
Phil: MySpace Trump!
Phil: That's horrible.
Dan: BUH
Phil: Hello children. Hillary here.
Phil: Oh my god, she suits my hair, doesn't she?
Dan: Ssh-- wow! Alternative Hillary! // Phil: I look like a hot mum!
Dan: Dog jokes! Go on, Phil.
Phil: Why did the dog..
[crickets]
Phil: I don't have any dog jokes. // Both: *laughing*
Dan: My name's.. uhhh.. Billy the Dog!
Dan: heh heh heh AHEHEHHEHE
Phil: ruff ruff ruff ruff
Dan: grrr ruff grr ruff
Dan: grr GRAHAHAHA
Phil: Gimme all your monayyy..
Both: *laughing*
Dan: kkkrrahh
Dan: *laughing*
Phil: Uuhhhh.. // Dan: *laughing*
Dan: Pussayy..
Both: *laughing*
Phil: That is horrible! // Dan: Oh my god!
Dan: I look like Ted Cruz!
Dan: AAAUGH
Phil: I think I'm gonna change the Mona Lisa smile.
[beautiful]
Dan: That's *laughs* That's an improvement right there. // Phil: *chuckles*
Dan: Hey.
Dan: You just squeezed me out of your vagina. // Phil: *chuckles*
Dan: Aren't you proud? // Phil: *giggling*
Dan: I am a miracle of life.
Dan: HAHAHAHAHAHAH
Dan: Ho ho ho! Oh wait, that's not Santa.
Dan: Hey Phil, what would give you nightmares more than anything?
Phil: I don't know.
Phil: OH MY GOD
Phil: Furby loves you.. // Dan: Oh!
Dan: Ugh! Oh my god, no! // Phil: Let me stroke you!
Phil: Take me home, Jennifer.
Dan: Wow! Such doge! Very dan! Much nightmares! WHOOP // Phil: *laughing* That is horrible!
Dan: Wow.
Phil: I want some mackerel, yo.
Dan: *laughing* // Phil: Fetch me some mackerel!
Dan: Why did you pick one where his face is so triangular? // Phil: I don't know!
Dan: Ma-Ma- Makato-kun!
Phil: Bum chicka bow
Dan: Big eyes. *laughs* // Phil: We come in peace!
Dan: Wow. I see you went straight for alien. I was just going to go for anime. // Phil: Yeah.
Dan: Kawaii-des. // Phil: *laughing*
Dan: Hey. // Phil: Hey.
Dan: My name's Robert. // Phil: Will-- Will you take me to my locker?
Dan: It's very dark in my house but that's how I like it. // Phil: *laughs*
Phil: I.. collect pillow cases.
Dan: And whatchu do with them?
Phil: You don't wanna know..
Phil: *singing* [Attack on Titan theme] THE TITAN IS COMING TO EAT YOU
Dan: AAAAAAHH // Phil: Nooo..
Dan: Do you know where this'll get the job done?
Phil: Oh yeahh..
Phil: Oh what were you saying? // Both: *laughing*
Dan: Hey, I'm Jenny and today I'm gonna be giving you the aromatherapy massage..
Phil: I want all the oils!
Dan: Please take off your clothes and just lie there on the table, okay honey?
Phil: Oil me! // Dan: *laughs* WE'RE GONNA HAVE A GREAT TIME
Phil: Dan, it's time to live your dream!
Dan: GHAHAHAHAH
Dan: I think Kanye looks better with no hair.
Dan: Stop taking photos of me.
Phil: Oh my god! I suit being Kanye! Look at this!
Phil: What's up? Kanye here.
Both: *laughing*
Phil: Time to teach you about my new album..
Phil: ..called "The Life of Pablo."
Dan: I was literally about to un-friend you there, Phil.
Dan: *incoherent yelling*
Dan: And the world is introduced to emo Zayn.
Phil: Hey.. do you want to do some Pillowtalk?
Phil: arghargharghargh // Dan: *chuckling*
Dan: I literally look like Kris Jenner when I have Zayn's face. This is disturbing. // Phil: That's so weird. What's happening?
Dan: Why did you leave One Direction, Zayn?
Phil: *singing* 🎵 Because I wanted to get a ponyyy! 🎵
Dan: Tha--That's not why Zayn left One Direction. // Phil: Don't worry, that's the excuse.
Phil: Hey, it's me. The guy from Supernatural. // Dan: *laughing*
Phil: I'm bleeding again! // Dan: The entire show.
Phil: Help me, brother.
Phil: The game is on!
doo doo dooo doo loo loo doooo
Dan: Hey Watson. You having a good night's sleep?
Dan: OH NO
Phil: Help! I'm trapped in this mask! Let me out!
Dan: This is disturbing.
Dan: *singing* 🎵 I got a blank space, babyyy.. and I'll write your name! 🎵
Phil: *chuckling*
Phil: I don't understand what's happening, Dan. It looks exactly the same! // Dan: *laughing*
Dan: rrrrreeeeeee
Dan: OH MY GOD OH MY GOD // Phil: *laughing* It's Dan on Dan!
Dan: I'm just like a slightly airbrushed version of myself!
Phil: Oh my god, it's perfectly lined up!
Dan: AAH
Phil: Hello! I'm the Meme Lord! // Dan: *laughs* Thanks.
Phil: Oh no.. // Dan: Oh, Phil on Phil action is not something anybody wants.
Phil: Hello..
Dan: Omigod, I look like you that's had your soul ripped out by a dementor. This is not good! // Phil: *giggling*
Both: AAAA ARRRGH
Both: *laughing*
Phil: So thanks for watching! I hope you enjoyed this!
Phil: Click on this horrible mistake of science to subscribe to Dan's channel..
Dan: Yeah, click on my face on Phil's body to subscribe to my channel. // Phil: Yes!
Phil: Go check it out! Yes! // Dan: 'Cause we make content like this all the time, don't we?
Dan: Yeah, this is what you can expect.
Phil: And also, if you haven't heard about it, Dan and I are going on tour in America!
Dan: Wait wait wait wait-- This is how you're gonna plug the tour while we're-- NO NO LET'S SWAP BACK // Phil: Yes! Okay, okay..
Phil: Oh! That's better! // Dan: That's better!
Dan: Mm hm. // Phil: I like my face being in this place!
Phil: Yes! We are going on tour of America! // Dan: We have an actual stage show..
Dan: ..that we promise is even better than what you just saw! // Phil: It's better than this video!
Dan: It's not us just doing FaceSwap for an hour.. // Phil: It's a full theatrical performance..
Phil: And if you're in America, please go to
Phil: ..as tickets are still available and it would be great if you came to see us! // Dan: Below!
Dan: See you IRL!
Dan: How are we gonna survive being outside for that long?
Phil: I don't know. // Dan: I don't know. Check it out!
Phil: Yeah! // Dan: And you guys on the internet, see you next time!
Phil: See you soon! // Dan: With our faces in the right place.
Phil: Goodbye!