At first I was surpised to hear about
another caucasian woman coming for my gig.
But after a thought and a couple of Xanax,
I realized...
bob recognizes bob.
So I'm going to be breaking down
some of the movie's best scams.
Because our stories matter.
♪ money in the bag, got enough money,♪
♪ in the bag, money, money in the bag, money ♪
So using the 'Scam Bob' system,
Let's get started.
There is actually someone I have been meaning to talk to you about.
I think she -- she might be--
A cherry?
Yes --
Gimme the details --
Ok, now this is the type of threesome that I like.
Jennifer Peterson.
She's in reasonably good health,
but recently she has shown some signs of memory loss and confusion.
Memory loss is a great scam tactic.
If you don't remember what you did,
How can you lie?
She has no kids. No husband.
No living family.
No living family?
I haven't spoke to mine since I stole my aunt's Mustang.
Who's the rich Auntie now?
Can I get a copy of all this?
You bet [gasps]
All except her test results. That wouldn't be ethical.
Of course...
I rate this scam three blonde bobs and one shoulder length red one.
Good morning, Ms. Peterson. I'm sorry to disturb you so early.
You're a doctor?
No, ma'am. I, uh--
May I show you this?
The fake doctor's note reminds me of when
I gave the Four Season's valet somebody else's ticket.
It was a Honda Civc.
But so what, scammers can't be chosers.
Oh my goodness. Have I done something wrong?
The court has ruled under the guidance of your doctor
that you require assistance in taking care of yourself,
and the court has appointed me to be your legal guardian.
What?
White women scamming white women.
Cheers to us.
This is Frances. She will help you pack a suitcase.
-I don't believe this is happening. -Oh, it's totally fine. It's gonna be--
Don't touch me.
This reminds me of the 2016 VMA Awards,
when I scammed my way in.
I told them I worked for "E" --
Little did they know I was just on E.
I give this scam '5 out of 5' bobs.
And a 'Pixie Cut.'
One time I got my hands on an $800,000 necklace,
but then I was quickly tackled to the floor.
Plot twist - I enjoyed it.
Because they got to put their hands on me.
This looks like security footage of me at Target.
As someone who enjoys a good couch,
I'm going to give this scam '5 Bobs' and a 'Gavel.'
Bitch.
Honestly, truly, Marla Grayson is an inspiration.
And I've got to get back out there too.
And lie to somebody.
So buh-bye.
♪ money in the bag, got enough money in the bag ♪
♪ money, money in the bag, money, money in the bag ♪
♪ money, dollar in the bag, got the dollar in the bag ♪
♪ dollar, dollar in the bag, dollar, dollar in the bag ♪