- Le Chiffre. Good to see you.
- You as well, Mr. Bond.
- You'll have to forgive me, that last hand nearly killed me.
- Maybe I'll see to it that this one finishes the job.
[audience laughter]
- My apologies.
[audience laughter]
- So how's that woman of yours?
- She's doing fine.
- Perhaps not for long.
- If you lay a single finger on her, I'll make sure--
[audience laughter]
- My apologies.
Don't mind me.
Please, continue your conversation.
[audience laughter]
- Well Mr. Bond, I have your little girlfriend
in the palm of my hands.
One wrong move from you, and--
Are you all right?!
- Yes sir, the game will begin momentarily.
My apologies.
[audience laughter]
Tough deck.
[audience laughter]
My apologies.
- You seem...
you seem like you're struggling a bit.
- Of course not, sir.
[clears throat]
Allow me.
As a courtesy to the table, would you like to cut the deck?
Now would you like to cut the deck again?
[audience laughter]
Now would you like to cut the deck in a way
where one card is on top of another one
all the way down?
[audience laughter]
- Are you asking me to shuffle the deck?
- Of course not sir, of course not.
My apologies.
[audience laughter]
Unless you want to.
That was a joke.
All right gentlemen, it's time to play the game.
Ah, the three of diamonds.
Let's just remember we won't be using this one.
Or this.
That's yours.
Ah!
The rules of poker.
I'll just save this one for later.
Just split those between you two.
- Might we just begin the game?
- Yes, of course sir.
The game is poker?
- Just give me the deck.
I'll do it.
- Excellent technique sir.
- [quietly] No.
[audience laughter]
- Aces are good, or bad?
- [groans]
- I fold.
- So you win.
- Perhaps we just play a different game.
- Yes, of course sir.
The game...
is Jenga.
[audience laughter]
My apologies.
[applause]
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