Before granting you entry to the United States. We have a few simple questions.
It's just a formality.
Okay.
I'm actually Irish, myself.
False.
I know, I hadn't started.
Oh yeah, sorry.
Question one, the United States is governed by two major parties.
Uh, can you name them?
The Gun Lobby and Big Tobacco.
What is the name of America's National Holiday?
Black Friday.
In what state is the city of Chicago?
State of violence
What is America's most dominant race?
The Hundred Meter Butterfly
Quick fire round, finish these sentences.
America is the greatest something in the world-
weapons exporter.
Martin Luther King had a-
tough time getting equal rights.
Finally, the United States was founded in-
mischievous circumstance surrounding land claims from Indigenous people.
Welcome to America
Right
Thank you very much for watching we're foil arms and hug.
and tomorrow we are going to America if we get through passport control
We're doing gigs in Kansas and later on September our new show is coming to the Dublin Fringe and also Cork.
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