OF COURSE THE BIG STORY OF THE
WEEK IS THE SEXUAL ASSAULT
ALLEGATIONS AGAINST SUPREME
COURT NOMINEE BRETT KAVANAUGH.
HOW MANY JUSTICES ACCUSED OF SEX
OFFENSES CAN YOU HAVE ON THE
BENCH AT ONE TIME.
THE ANSWER IS NINE.
TECHNICALLY YOU CAN HAVE NINE.
DR. CHRISTINE FORD, THE FIRST
WOMAN TO ACCUSE KAVANAUGH IS SET
TO TESTIFY BEFORE THE SENATE ON
THURSDAY, BUT MOST REPUBLICANS
SEEM TO HAVE ALREADY MADE THEIR
MINDS UP.
>> DO YOU BELIEVE --
>> WELL, I THINK SHE'S MISTAKEN.
>> THIS HAS BEEN REALLY A DRIVE
BY ATTACK.
>> IS THERE REALLY ENOUGH
EVIDENCE HERE, GIVEN THE NATURE
OF THE ALLEGATIONS, HOW IT IS,
AND THE UNCERTAIN NATURE OF IT.
>> HOW OLD THE ALLEGATION IS?
YOU'RE A REPUBLICAN.
ALL THINGS ARE YOUR WHOLE DEAL.
THE CONSTITUTION, THE BIBLE,
YOU.
YOU YOURSELF, ARE VERY OILED.
IN THE MEANTIME, ANOTHER WOMAN
HAS COME FORWARD ACCUSING
KAVANAUGH OF ASSAULTING HER IN
COLLEGE.
REPUBLICANS ARE STILL DESPERATE
TO SEE THEIR NOMINEE CONFIRMED.
>> IN THE VERY NEAR FUTURE.
JUDGE KAVANAUGH WILL BE ON THE
UNITED STATES SUPREME COURT.
DON'T GET RATTLED BY ALL OF
THIS.
WE'RE GOING TO PLOW RIGHT
THROUGH IT.
AND DO OUR JOB.
>> COME ON, MATE, CHOOSE YOUR
WORDS BETTER.
YES, OUR GUY --
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> IS BEING ACCUSED OF SEXUAL
ASSAULT, DON'T WORRY, WE'RE
GOING TO RAM KAVANAUGH IN
WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.
JUST LIE BACK AND TRY TO RELAX.
SINCE DR. FORD WENT PUBLIC,
WE'RE LEARNING MORE ABOUT
KAVANAUGH'S HARD DRINKING
TEENAGED WAYS.
HIS HIGH SCHOOL CROWD SEEMED TO
HAVE SOMETHING OF A REPUTATION.
>> FORTUNATELY WE HAD A -- A
GOOD SAYING THAT WE'VE HELD FIRM
TO TO THIS DAY AS THE DEAN WAS
REMINDING ME BEFORE -- BEFORE
THE TALK, WHICH IS WHAT HAPPENS
AT GEORGETOWN PREP, STAYS AT
GEORGETOWN PREP.
THAT'S BEEN A GOOD THING FOR ALL
OF US, I THINK.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> THAT WAS THE SAYING?
WHAT HAPPENS HERE, STAYS HERE?
IS THAT WHAT HE SAYS, WHAT
HAPPENS HERE STAYS HERE IN
REFERENCE TO GOOD THINGS.
IT'S NOT LIKE A DOCTOR IN LAS
VEGAS CURED CANCER IS LIKE, I'VE
DONE IT, OH, BUT [ BLEEP ] WHY
DID I DO IT IN VEGAS?
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ]
I CAN'T TELL ANYONE.
IF I WASN'T SUCH A STICK LETTER
FOR THE RULES.
KAVANAUGH SAYS HE WILL GIVE THE
SENATE CALENDARS HE KEPT FROM
1992 WHEN THE ASSAULT HAPPENED.
IN ORDER TO DISPROVE DR. FORD'S
STORY.
I DIDN'T KNOW HE HAD A CALENDAR.
OH, GOOD HE'S GOT A CALENDAR.
WE DON'T NEED FORENSIC EVIDENCE
ANY MORE.
THE DNA MATCHES AND THE
FINGERPRINT MATCHES, BUT THE
SUSPECT'S CALENDAR SAYS NO
MURDER.
SO LET'S LET HIM GO HOME.
>> WHY DOES HE STILL HAVE
CALENDARS FROM 1982.
FRANKLY, I DON'T WANT HIM ON THE
SUPREME COURT JUST BECAUSE HE'S
A HOARDER.
THROW SOME SHIT OUT, BRETT.
MAYBE YOUR SISTER WILL TALK TO
YOU AGAIN.
WHY NOT JUST WITHDRAW
KAVANAUGH'S NOMINATION?
WHY ARE REPUBLICANS SO WILLING
TO STAND BEHIND HIM.
>> THE JUSTICE DEPARTMENT FOR 45
YEARS HAS TAKEN THE POSITION AND
STILL DOES, THAT A SITTING
PRESIDENT MAY NOT BE INDICTED
WHILE STILL IN OFFICE.
>> OH, RIGHT, NOT ONLY IS HE
ANTI-CHOICE, HE'S ALSO GOT
TRUMP'S BACK IN THE MUELLER
INVESTIGATION.
I GUESS BRETT KAVANAUGH IS ALL
ABOUT FORCING PEOPLE TO KEEP
THINGS THEY DON'T WANT ANY MORE.
ALL THE WAY TO THE END OF TERM.
IMAGINE IF YOU COULD GET RID OF
TRUMP WITH TOO MUCH VITAMIN C
AND A COAT HANGER.
WE'RE NOT PUTTING UP A VISUAL
FOR THAT?
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> THIS IS THE GUY THE
REPUBLICANS ARE STICKING WITH.
SUPREME COURT NOMINEE HAS BEEN
WITHDRAWN FOR WAY LESS.
RONALD REAGAN'S NOMINEE, DOUGLAS
GINSBURG HAD TO WITHDRAW WHEN IT
CAME OUT THAT HE SMOKED POT.
AND BEFORE THAT, THOMAS STANLEY
MATTHEWS WAS DEEMED
CONTROVERSIAL BECAUSE OF HIS
INTERESTS.
FORGET ALLEGATIONS OF SEXUAL
ASSAULT, TRAINS!
WHICH MAKES ME WONDER.
HAS ANYONE ASKED BRETT KAVANAUGH
ABOUT HIS RAILROAD INTERESTS?
I'M SURE IF WE TOOK A GOOD LOOK
AT HIS CALENDAR WE'D -- OH, NO.
I KNEW IT.
THAT SETTLES IT, CALL YOUR
SENATORS, HAVE A FULL
INVESTIGATION INTO BRETT
KAVANAUGH'S RAILROAD INTEREST.
THE GOP MAY BE ABLE TO OVERLOOK
MULTIPLE INCIDENTS OF SEXUAL