(loud bell clanging)
Ding ding ding ding! Top of morning! Irish noises!
Welcome back everybody to Minecraft. Not uh- not major craft miner craft.
What's up Padraig? How you doin'? You doing good?
All my nether wart is growing over there. It's all lookin' nice.
Hey! There's a- there's a skelly mans over there. I see him!
Get out of here, you frick!
That'll teach him.
Hahaha got em. This time, as you can see, my beautiful enchantment level is up to level 30.
Which means it's time to go
Go go gadget.
I want this one and I want this one. Okay, so one diamond pickaxe is unbreaking three.
Who's outside my house?
Who's making noises out here? Is that you you fricking drowned?
Get out of here! You need a license to fish in these waters.
What are you even fishin' anyway? Spiders???
Also I need more exp. Give me all the exp.
If I can get to level 31, that'd be great, because I want to be able to- enchant a bunch of things this time
Come here spider!
Fricking water spiders!
Coming in my house
God, there's more frickin' drowneds. Okay, I'll be back to kill you later. I mean!
kick
You don't kill things in Minecraft. You just kick them.
Ah... Let's go
Enchant-erooni
(in bad Swedish accent) Oh it's so beautiful the music. What was the next one that we could get? Uhhh
(annoyed) Silk touch?!
Okay, well those are poop. So, I'm gonna put in a diamond one...
But then it'll cost two levels to do it and then I'll be back down to level 28!
And then I gotta get two more levels again before I can do it again!
But these- this one blows. Level 30 just for a silk touch? Get out of here I have a silk touch already.
Ummm Wait? Both of these are unbreaking one?
(cat meows)
I'm just gonna enchant for one level, there. What's the next one we can get? unbreaking three! Efficiency three!
Efficiency three and unbreaking three. You know what, at this rate
(chuckles)
I'm gonna take what I can get
There we go, two diamond pickaxes and you know what we're gonna do?
Dragon Ball fusion those bad boys. That's right, Sam. We're gonna Dragon Ball them.
Sam's a good boy. He knows what's up.
Oh Yes, unbreaking three and efficiency three.
YEAH
Even though I had a pickaxe
The very first time, that had what like efficiency four, and unbreaking three? From ONE level thirty enchantment.
and then what did I do, fell in the big hot lava ball and died.
What should we call this one? Let's call it...
(animal noise)
What's that?! I'm not callin it that.
It costs seven to name it something else?
Oh come on.
umm Let's call it...
Uhhhh?
The Destroyer.
I don't know man, whatever.
Okay. Now we have this. Is it the best enchantment we've ever gotten? Not really.
But it's ours and we love it. Nice
I've just been waiting so long, to be able to enchant bloody anything at this point.
And I needed to get to level 30 because the diamond pickaxes need to be really good.
You know I'm saying gamers?
I'm just drinking all up on my G fuel.
Getting that gamer energy I need.
They don't sponsor me, but I would like them to (laughs)
Oh yeah! I forgot that I wanted to name the cat Cait (pronounced koch), or Kate. C A I T, Cait is Irish for Kate.
and people who are call Kate are normally shortened to Kat from Katherine
So your name is Cait. What's up Cait? Cait and Sam, even though Sam's not an Irish name, but...
You're still proud, you're wearing the colors.
If I was to enchant some of my pants, what would they come out as? Unbreaking three?
protection two?
I have a feeling that protection is more important in some Pantaloon-ies
We've got-- wait you only need level 9 for protection two?
Unbreaking three would be pretty good though as well. Plus six armor; how much do the regular pants have?
+5 armor
Right
Okay, I honestly don't know what enchantments I should be going for. What are good enchantments? What's going to keep me alive?
Protections probably. I do have- I have one here.
Projectile protection.
ooo That has protection four. Can I mix this with this?
Let's find out shall we
No. No, no, you can't.
So what if I put this in and you in? yeeaAH, let's get that.
I just want to enchant things.
I just want to actually do something with these freaking really expensive items that I got a while ago
I have an iron sword. I could make a diamond sword and enchant that.
Wouldn't that be pretty neat. Can I enchant this fishing rod and get like master of the sea?
Lure three and unbreakin-- I don't want the unbreak-ies. I want the super master of the ocean one that lets me...
Fish up everything really good. I need an infinite- infinite bow. Actually. Yeah, let's go try and enchant a bow
Uhhh, Bo Burnham, come out here
go away fishing rod
(cat meows)
Yes, exactly. Yeah, enchanting, shiny, right?
Let's just make sure this is the iron pickaxe. I'm glad that I renamed it, because as soon as I see The Destroyer, I know what's up.
punch... punch two? power two?
Why would i want punch factor for a frickin' bow?
What am i gonna? BAH! take that you freaking demons!
Yeah, I got a bow i can shoot arrows from it, but I'm just gonna hit you with it instead,
That's probably not what it means but...
that's where my brain's going
I could get power two; that's pretty good,
but I have heard that there is an enchantment that you can get for your bow that gives you infinite arrows and that's
basically all I want now at this point.
Everything else is pointless to me. Oh Lords of the sea, guide this tender lure. Give me all of your secrets.
Give me all of your powers. Give me everything that I deserve, everything I need.
Do not give me fish. If you give me fish from fishing, I'm gonna fish a punch into your face
Heeheehe hehehe hehe!
Come on come on, come oooon name tag
It's a fish I got a fish from fishing
what's the point?! What's the point Cait? I fixed up my stable a little bit more.
So it's still pretty tall, but at least now the shape is kind of broken up a lot
I like these little indents and stuff
I was gonna put lamps in there like the little lanterns
But I don't have any. Maybe if I get some I'll put them in. What's up? What's up Phineas? Where's Ferb?
That's what I should call another horse. When I get one. Finbar and Ferb
(Laughs)
I also, I have big plans for this aquarium. I know that I got dolphins before, but- that's another reason I want more name tags
Just so I can get more dolphins and if I put the dolphins in and put a name tag on them
they're not gonna despawn. Luckily Padraig's not gonna despawn now.
Man.
Do you ever just take a moment and appreciate just how good things can look in Minecraft.
It's incredible. It's a wonderful piece of art.
Great piece of artistry; wonderful day out for the lads. Wait, where am I hearing people? Are you upstairs in my-?
where are you? We've been breached!!!
Oh, or maybe not
We've been BREEAACHED!!!
EVERYONE! SOUND THE IRISH BELL! SOUND THE ALARMS! We've been breached! They got through our defenses! I don't know how
How did they get up here?
Did you spawn up here cuz it's a darkness?
Gosh ding-dang guys! No, shush. Stay away from Finbar. Stay away!
I'll save you Finbar!
Don't worry! Jack's here!
Oh. Mr. Spider ay, you want to go toe-to-toe with the Irish muscle? Didn't even stand a chance.
360! How did that hit me?
Clearly had my shield up
Okay, I want to fight you guys cuz I need more levels. ah ow!
Not the creeper though, maybe not the creeper. Creepers suck and I don't wanna fight you.
Wanna be a pacifist creeper lover. Whoa, what a shot!
OW! They'll never see me they'll never see me here. I am sneaky hidden.
Ow Ow
Okay, okay, now you, now you asked for it okay. Now you, now you really ticked me off!
Please creeper, no
aaaAAAAHHAA!
Why am I fighting everything out here? out in the open. In an open field! Bobby B would be mad at me.
I have an even better way to be fighting things. Yeah-ha. Don't-- don't put bad mojo in my brain, okay.
Thanks
Sometimes they say something and I'm just like why would you say that to me? We have a monster spawner down here god frick it.
Monster spawner monster spawner. Gonna kil-- kick everything at the monster spawner. Oh god
Oh god, there's a bunch of creepers spawned. Oh no.
You- oh god. What is that?
What are you wearing?
Oh god what broke? AHH my chest plate broke
Why is that baby weird? I mean, I'm not afraid I'll still kill a child.
AAHHH AAAAAHHH AAAAAAHHHHH
dead. (laughs)
Okay, there's a lot of bad boys down here
Nice, thanks guys, easy does it now, oh, easy does it there now boy
Didn't I see another creeper in here?
Oh my god everything spawning!
Everything's spawning trying to kill me
but I kill right back!
I am fear, I am death
Taking a lot of smacks for no reason but look i'm up to level 21 already
Let's just do this until we get back to level 30 again. There you are!
Hi! ha. right in your face, and again
Ohh. Double headshot. this is actually really strong. I just never have enough arrows to do it.
Unhand thee
Deathly fiend! HA! Okay, this is actually really slow. I need a better spawner. Can I have something spawn like...
Ender dragons?
and I can kill those? How many how many levels would I go up? a hundred? I have books don't I?
Now that I've done...
Some more enchanting. Will they have switched out?
What can I get in my book? power four, fire protection
Power four is... good?
That's for a bow, right? Yeah.
I want infinity. If I could get a fishing rod with... what that people say?
Luck of the sea three. If i can get luck of the sea three apparently like one in every 10 fishing...
Then gets you an infinity bow.
Which would be really good. Can I like
upgrade stuff without having to spend levels?
That'd be nice
I'd really like that, actually, that'd be pretty great. Okay, put you guys in here anything that has-- can I eat pufferfish?
What do I do with pufferfish?
I can cook you guys
I don't know. Pufferfish, you're going in this. This is my chest that has anything got to do with animals. Anything like saddles for animals
String that comes off spiders, bones who come off bad boys
There's a large chest here with nothing in it
I'm very organized, as you can clearly see. I kinda I want to go farming for more diamonds
As well, but I'm always reluctant to do it in the videos cuz it's just a lot of me just picking at things. AH Hey!
What was that?
Who's on this glorious pint a Guinness?
Alright you have to come down. Actually, you know what when you're coming down through the pint you actually have to hit the floor
And you have to burn your feet just a little bit
It cleanses the soul, it cleanses the body and then you're allowed come into the pub and have a grand old time
Listen to that music. Oh good ol Irish Caleb music, ah boys
ah a grand opening crowd
all my friends showed up
Alright I do have some areas down here that I could go mining in I have found diamonds down here already
And there is a whole mess of lava down here.
somewhere
Someone is absolutely gargling balls down here. Yeah. There's a whole mess of lava and stuffs out here
That will probably lead to diamonds somewhere
Woah!
hey there's gold up there
Into the fire ha ha ha ha
Okay, I'm very nervous that you're actually gonna kill me and I don't want that
This is another great way to farm exp
Uh, guys, in Minecraft, uh, to just get more levels, just uh kick things, and then that should be good
What level am I on? level... 13
What's up here now?
Wow, it's nothing
haha, great. dig, dig, dig, chop, chop, chop
Let's just go
time to find diamonds, baby
We're gonna find it.
I have heard that they clump together
like if you find a resource, like redstone, that they come together with other things, but...
i want- I want diamonds
Can I- can I diamond now?
Is there a mod or... like a console command or something for Minecraft
that lets you see where diamonds are or see where any sort of like ores are
I'm not- I'm not gonna use it or anything
I just imagine how satisfying it would be being in an area like this and digging around and then
Using that and being able to see through the walls just to see how close you were
cuz there's likely diamonds here somewhere, but they're kind of hidden somewhere else
Like I'm just not at the right place. There's probably like diamonds like two blocks over somewhere and I just can't find them
it would be super satisfying to know how close I am
(echoing rumble)
What the jiminy crickets! Was that just thunder?
that was badass sounding! Wait, how do I get out of here? I forget.
(another rumble)
Oh BABY! I wanna go up and see thunder!
Can't see thunder. I wanna go up and see lightning in the game. Is there lightning in the game? It's never thundered for me before
Thor is pleased
Oh, yes. WoaHOhoho!
Yeah, buddy!! am I gonna get electrocuted standing so high up? i kinda hope i do.
Man
yes Thor!
Send me to do thy bidding show me which location the bad ones are
Th- thor?
Maybe he's not that pleased with me. Oh, this is nice. This is cozy
i love this
Rain is great! Rain is great at making you feel...
Warm. Like if it's raining outside, you're sitting inside. It's like aw I should curl up with a good book
I'm not gonna, but i- uh just want to
oh yeah, is it over there Thor? Is that where it is? Is that where I should be?
man that would be cool
YES! the lightning struck right in front of me that was awesome
i love lightning
i used to be well, I still AM but I used to be fascinated by it as a kid
Ow
Okay, could you guys not
Thor is very, Thor is very pleased with me. I should be blocking but I really don't want to
oh yeah. why is there a witch in my farm?!
Are you throwing stuff in my farm?
How dare you!
Woo you gave me a potion. A potion of healing!
Thank you ALMIGHTY THOR!
Thank you for gifting me. With this bountiful harvest. Oh, it's gonna be a good year for the spuds
Isn't that right Finbar? You know what I'm gonna go in and stay with Finbar
oh ho this is cozy
(rumble) Oh yeah!
This is awesome
Why am I so obsessed with this? why is this so amazing?
oh that was a big one. Oh that creeper just despawned. hey! there's people in with Padraig!
How did you guys spawn in there? Okay wait, I'm gonna use an axe because I don't want to axe-identally hit my polar bear
i'll save you Padraig! fight back!
Make sure there's no creepers around. NO! get him! get him Padraig! Yeah! Mess him up!
oh That's my boy, yes, we did that TOGETHER!
oh Padraig means business, baby
All right, I'm gonna get you some nice fish for that. That was a good one, good job.
as a person who is obsessed with sound design and someone who studied it
the sounds in these games are-- don't get enough credit
Like sure like smacking things and eating things don't sound the coolest like that ech ech ech, sound when you're munching on something- oh god.
i never realized I was living right next to the Mariana Trench
But like this sound (rain) is really good
is that a baby zombie and a chicken?
what are you frickin' doin'?
you're not allowed to be up there, where's your parents?
Thor is not pleased with this. go mighty chicken! go! you're free now! fly away home
What's up dance squad? my god, the bad guys are out in droves today
They're all over the place, they're storming the beaches!
fight back!
Fancy gold armor didn't really protect you, now did it?
Nice, we're up to level 24 now
I like this, I like the combat in this game
It's actually not that bad
There's enough- there's enough mechanics to it to actually keep it interesting and fulfilling. Whoa
Can I have that bow?
That looks enchanted! That is enchanted. Aw man, you couldn't have just given me your bow?
Aw this guys all shiny too! Why do you guys get the shine? NO, I thought he was gonna explode
Not today
Okay I'll use the axe on him, should have used the axe on him from the beginning because it's three smacks with the axe
and smacking creepers is definitely an in-and-out type of maneuver
Whoa, you were a strong one. What was that all about? I'm running low on spuds. I got one left
I got one fight left in me
Let's head back. There's someone outside my doors. There's a skelly man!
Underwater dodge, ow
I dodged it with my face
Nice. I'm coming Cait don't even worry about it. Oh god, oh god, how's it going buddies
It's a tough one out there lads
Get in under the covers. I probably should've dried myself off
Padraig I promised you a meal
I promised you a meal after that hard fought battle that you just went through a difficult time, but you fought well
No, you don't want it? Cooked cod? Here you go
Excellent worked like a charm. There you go Padraig
There's some salmon for you
Treat it well and be nice I hear spiders. I
And I think I hear water as well
Also hear more lava, are they above me? Oh god
Ah, there's water oh
That was lucky
See, that's what I mean. I was just digging in this area and I was like, you know what? I heard a zombie
Let's go this direction
and all of a sudden you just find diamond
Man that's satisfying. Okay. Oh, yeah. It's a big nugget of it. Yeah, baby
Hey, how's it goin'? You want my diamonds? Well, you can
Minecraft yourself
Die in the fire go kick yourself
Okay, okay let's ah
Bloop. There, just in case. Oh
Alrighty, yeah, I love when you find these giant veins of it I
I think we're good
Just to be sure
Yeah. Oh wait is there any more - OHHH OHH BABY
Wait, I need to start digging some of it cuz I'm gonna run out of pickaxes. Oh, no, I have another one
Yes, oh yes and it's giving me the levels I want and need
Oh
That's a good one, how many did I get
EIGHT DIAMONDS!? oh wait is that an eight or six? that's an eight
eight diamonds in one go Oh
Imagine if I had like
Fortune or looting three or something, whatever you get for this one. Oh, man
Thank you, blessed lava. Oh, oh
That's good. That's the good stuff! That's what we live for! That's why we Minecraft, baby
Now you might be asking yourself Jack what are you gonna make with all of your diamond that you just got? Oh
Nothing I have six, I have 14 diamonds now, muah
Bless the gamer gods. Hey!
This is Ireland
You need a special badge or an accent to get in here, you can't just wander in
I'm making it sound really bad, aren't I? that like, you can't just come to Ireland you need special privileges
In real life you can just come straight to Ireland. I don't care. We're very welcoming
We're lovely people, but in this game! Also I made this whole rail system down here and never ever used it
Cuz to make it actually work properly. I needed to make it powered going back Oh
Are you guys like above me here? Oh!
Sneaky little hobbitses. Okay. Can I- should I- can I
Ha-hi oh ho I feel like I just interrupted something. Is this the annual skeleton meeting? Thank you
No, ow! gosh dude! gosh ding dang!
I'm just here for a good time
why you gotta be smacking me like that? god, there's lava everywhere in here
Yikearoo. Oh, did I just find a mine?
whoa
There was a mine above the spawner all this time, I wonder where all the noise was coming from
Minecraft du- ok, I need to go. I need to go gear up gamers!
I don't even have any food with me down here
If I die to some freakin spiders, I'll never be allowed to play Minecraft again, people will just laugh at me forever
I don't like when people laugh at me. I don't like it. I'm not gonna accept it. I'm not gonna do it
Alright gamers down we go. I'm bringing my enchanted iron sword with me. With sweeping edge!
They're not even going to know what hit him. It's gonna hit them so fast they're going to be like, whoa!
Why's my face over there?
Why am I still alive?
Things like that. It's gonna be epic. Oh hi hi
Excuse me!!
I'm- I'm just passing through I don't even- I don't even go here. I've just- can I get up?
Okay, now we do blap
Let me just do a little blap so I can see where I'm going
This is a nice little area you guys have got going for you a
Great little area Wow
All of this was here all along and I didn't even notice; below my base too
It's very loud in here. Oh, there's a spawner down here. Yeah!
Nope. Oh wait, I don't have a sword equipped. ah, bloop! oh, my- my super sword
Okay that didn't feel any more Super than normal, aw yes
GOLDEN horse armor?! MUSIC disc!
I don't know, none of this is really that important to me, I don't really want you. who wants rotting flesh?
Except the zombies that it comes from
Okay, Golden Apple
Okay!!
It still didn't kick into my head to block
Okay, nice
All right. I need to make sure I know where this is. So I'll put a bunch of torches here
That's another monster spawner right there. Ooh
Nice okay let's just get up to it. Oh my god, there's so many of them!
There's a villager man right there!
Okay, so many spwaners, this is great ow, ow, that was not!
Gosh ding dang! Uh oh
Uh oh don't die don't die don't die please don't die please don't die please don't die stay alive! fight it! fight off the virus
Okay, oh my god, there's two spawners right next to each other! all right guys, I'll get you out! even if it means killing you
Take it easy take it easy take it easy. There's a spider here somewhere
There he is
Can I hit you? I really wanna hit you AHH God, no, he hit me
He got me
Man down
God again. Oh
God oh god. Oh god
No, no, no you sons of bitches. Oh
There's too many of them -- I lost my way out
Should've just- I should have just left!! If I had the potion of healing with me I would have been fine
But it fe- it feels like a waste
Since I haven't started making potions yet, it feels like a waste
To actually use one in a situation like this
gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme? Oh, now I'm level seven!
So dumb! dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb. Finally got to level 30 again, gah what is wrong with me?
Okay, okay, okay. Okay. How about how about you just stay there? Okay that worked perfectly man I have been here before
I dug out all of this
How did I get to this location before?
And why did I not find the chest that was like super close by?
I've so many questions. What do you mean here again?
Why did I lose all my levels?! Oh for the love of God. Where did you come from?
Oh god. Oh god. Oh god
Just to be sure you stop. Okay, how do I get out of here?
Okay one spawner there, one spawner there, down the stairs and to the left you go down much further
There's another spawner down there
Uhh kind of in this area and then we have another one right here. Four spawners
all around each other and they were all found
Coming up from a hall where I had a spawner
Are you kidding me? So crazy man, I feel so stupid for dying in there, I shouldn't have died. Uh
Whatever it happens, I've died so many times and lost so many levels
It would be nice if it was like, okay, you're never thirty you lose ten percent
Or something or I go back to like level twenty or something
Lose a third of your level something like that not
I've gotten so close to being like level 28 and then go back to seven and then level twenty two, go back to seven and
Then level thirty, go back to seven
Foolish! Silly boy. What music did I get? I got a- I got a disc
C418 thirteen
It's playing two musics at once Cait
I don't know what to do Sam
Let's go to sleep
Lalalalala septicbooper was slain by a cave spider, well, no one saw that! it didn't happen
This is the creepiest music stop that you know, it's fine. Look we'll build an iron sword
We get some lapis and we'll go up and we'll enchant this to whatever we can I needed the enchantment table
To change anyway, wait, what would it have been for?
pickaxes right now
efficiency four, fortune one, unbreaking
Okay, cool. What is it for bows? Power, power, punch? No. All right. Let's just- let's just do this one. What do we get?
Unbreaking two
Cool we have this now. we went down a couple of levels but that's fine. What do we get for a bow now? Power, power, POWER
Do you guys want power? Do you want power, or DO YOU WANT POWER?
Efficiency, efficiency, unbreaking, efficiency, efficiency, unbreaking
Oh, wait are all of these always the same?
Let's enchant my arrows
man, I want SUPER good enchantments
I feel so cheated by the time I died and lost the really good pickaxe. I'm still burned by it. I'm never gonna let it go
There it is! infinity! Oooh
Yes, if I just get to level 30 I can get an infinity bow! yeah, exactly Cait! it's only
seventeen levels
Oh
but that's excellent
Nice. Okay, so don't enchant anything else on the table again
Got it. All right, how do we get up levels really quickly besides just farming those spawners
That's the best way, isn't it?
And like, smelting and then making babies. Awh
I didn't realize that my iron sword had a bunch more stuff! sharpness two, unbreaking two, and knock-back one. Ooh!
I actually enchanted a pretty good one
That's pretty neat I was walking along and the- the skeleton died in like three hits, this is the stuff
This is Minecrafting
This is how you do it
This is farming
die everybody
Can everybody die?
Can you guys spawn faster? This one doesn't spawn very quickly
I have two spawners going at once. And I want to be able to kill more things. Oh, yes. Come on down
Ow!
How dare you get me- oh hey! you guys, somebody decided to wake up?
Come on over fellas, come on over. you guys don't give me a whole lot
But you know what it's enough to get me by I'm at level 19 I've been at this for 20 minutes
Can things go a little quicker? Oh my god
There's so many enemies behind this
I'm getting away with it all! Don't explode, don't ruin the fun
Don't do it. Just give me all the exp! ALL OF IT!
Yes! oh, this is so good, so satisfying
Die everybody!
Its- Minecraft is a peaceful game, I swear
There's all these little like nooks and crannies where enemies are all hiding. These aren't even the spawners. These are just oh
Oh god, oh god. Oh god, this is bad. This is bad that- that's- that's an oops
That's a get out of here now card, that's a- that's a- oowee oowee doopy goopy. Oh
I'm out of- I'm out of potatoes. Okay, block you up for another little bit, I just have all these holes in the walls everywhere
for enemies to pour through
Well, I can hit the ankles of most enemies but the spiders get through
Where did you get iron?! Do you have any idea how weird it is to record a let's play where, for 30 minutes
You don't speak and then suddenly it's like hey, by the way, this is happening
It's so bizarre, I've been recording for two and a half hours, all I want is level 30 so I can get my infinity bow
Take 'em down Legolas!
Those spiders
I really should just leave and get- oh god, no, don't offer them bread. Don't let them know that you- that you have food
Probably should just go and get well, I mean I could get milk to cure the ailment
but as soon as I put the milk on me, there's more spiders
If only I had a cow down here. I could hear you
I don't wanna get snook attacked- what the?! what the?!
How spider here, though?
How spider?!
That's what I want to know is how spider
Block that up. It's too much going on and I only have five soft potatoes left
munch, munch, munch
I got sick of the spawners
Now I'm just mining quartz in the Nether
To get my levels up. I'm always nervous about doing this because of what happened
Many, many moons ago. No
Forget- forget it happened. You guys don't remember a thing
Alright that never happened. Let's scrub it from the history books
This really is the most efficient way of getting levels
I mean, you are in the nether, and the nether is scary, but
I entered at level 25 and I'm already at level 27 like two minutes in. Oh, are you a death hole?
Oh, no, you're just a regular hole
There's so many times you walk past something here. It's like that hole goes down into Satan's armpit
No, not Florida. If y'all ever need nether quartz for something
Hit me up!
I got it for days. All I have is nether quartz. You're building a house out of nether quartz?
Jack's gotcha
What do you use nether quartz for in this game?
It'd be really handy
what if I get like- build like the most amazing thing out of it later on in the game and all this farming is gonna
Be completely worth it
I mean it's already worth it
Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Get ready for the dinga Ling Ling Ling Ling Ling
LING LING LING LING LING LING
Cha chow! Wow, level 30. Okay. Let's go spend these bad boys! Honey! I'm home
Now alright. Hi guys, how are you doing? Do I have a bow that's full?
(jack it's right there)
No, this is about the best that I can do right now
(imagine if he had eyes)
Um, can I make a brand new bow? What do you need to make a bow?
I I think I have some string. And let's not do what we did last time and enchant the wrong bloody sword
*sings along to Minecraft music*
What?! Oh wait, oh wait, yeah, it's that ohhh, It's the book, boom, and then
*kermit yelling?*
Turns out you could get infinity here now anyway, ooh!
I could enchant it to get...
Oh, no, if only I had level 30 again, damn you Minecraft and your
delicious delicious game
All right. Let's put you in here for a second. Just to keep you safe. Pat pat pat pat pat
I'm ready
Promotion, I'm ready
promotion
You're probably wondering why I have some uh
some gold things in my uh inventory
I may or may not have killed a few pigmen to get the last few levels cuz my pickaxe broke
They were not very happy about it, but you know what? The nether wasn't very happy, I wasn't very happy with it
So what are you gonna do? put you in here, I get power three
*more kermit yelling*
Nice nice nice the best thing about having it in a book is that I have it always
Put you in there put that in there
Yes
I'll call you Infinibow, INFINIBOW!
Boom baby
That's what daddy like to see! Infinibow!
Let's get rid of everything except one arrow
So I have one arrow now in my thing
That's good. Let's put you down here so that people can see, is everybody looking? is everybody looking at Infinibow right now?
Are your eyes all glued to the screen?
I need to find something to kill. I'm sorry cow. You are a testbed for something greater than yourself
Watch this, Infinibow!
Yes, it works!
oh my god, it's so strong
Thank ya. Thank you. Thank you. Don't be upset about it. You're part of a greater plan. You're
It's almost nighttime and I could have just waited for something to spawn but Infinibow! Away!
Oh, man, that's awesome. Okay now I have a really good weapon
Infinibow is exactly what I need to defeat some of the harder enemies in the game, whenever I actually have to
Do anything like that, which I don't know when I will
But any of the bigger bosses- a bow with infinite ammo and
Power, what was it, power 3? Yeah, that's awesome
I'm so happy with that
That's the best enchantment- well, no, actually the first diamond pickaxe that I enchanted was pretty dang good as well
But this is the second best thing that I have enchanted that is now actually mine and will stay with me
Okay, you sit in there, Infinibow, don't ever leave me
If you're in there, I can't lose you. Okay, good! Progress!
Yes, that's exactly what I wanted to accomplish at the end of this episode and there we have it people
I'm so happy, INFINIBOW!!