WHAT is up my beautiful weebs? It is me
CDawgV-AAAAAA ✿
And recently i've been watching Yaoi on-
*soft chuckle*
Yuuri on Ice!!!
And I thought, "Hey you know what,
I can do a great Gru impression."
So I think it's time that we bring back the
impressions video for Yuuri on Ice!!!
W-what do you say, what do you say guys?
I think- I think we should, 'cause
you know the Tokyo Ghoul one went so well that
I- I just have to. ((oh boy))
*mediocre Russian accent*
"I'm telling you Yuri, Phichit will win,
of course he will win! I have a little kink for brown boys."
(sounds a bit like Mickey Mouse)
"Oh geez, I don't know if I can win the ice skating-
maybe I should just quit, oh gosh ohh gosh oh man oh man."
"Hey Victor, why don't you bring that fine ass over here, huh?"
"You're my bitch now,
you listen to me!
That ring, that ring's from me alright?"
*thicker Russian accent*
"Victor, what do you mean you're going to teach
some little shit from Japan?"
"(Why) Vy am I so angry all the time?"
"Yuri, hand me my vodka,
this show is too gay for me."
"Mm it just doesn't really look like my kinda show
it looks a little too gay for me (mhm yeah ok)
and I just- I uhh mm you know what? nahh. uhh"
*theme song plays in background* "If they don't fuck, then I don't know what true love is.
What is this? Yuri you better fuck that man
I swear to God, if you don't do it, I will.
Let me please (jfc)
"I was shoe-horned into this show so fucking hard."
*terrible Chinese(?) accent*
"I have dishonored my famiry."
*cough turns into choking fit*
*little boy voice*
"Yeah I'm gonna win the ice skating, mom!"
*weird breath*
"POKEMON"
*Mickey Mouse but more high pitched*
"LOOK AT ME I'M THE SECONDARY RIVAL!"
*WEIRD BIRD-LIKE NOISE*
You know what I wouldn't even change JJ
I think his Engrish is the best Engrish out there.
(idek what you would call this next one)
"IT'S JJ STY-URR"
na na na na na dun dun JJ KING OF THE WORLD (sorry I'm not sure what he is actually saying)
He's Chinese? He looks more white than me!
Why is there so many accents in this show?!
*intense groans soon to come*
"I LOVE ICE SKATING!"
*lots of intense moaning* ಠ_ಠ
I''m playing with my nip-
"A lot of people ask me 'How do you ice skate so well, Chris?'"
"And I tell them,
I tell 'em 'You have to cum every time!'
It's not weird, if you win. Okay?"
"I just
LOVE ice skating man!"
*weird Russian accent*
"(WHY) VY DID SHE DUMP MEEE?
NUUHHH"
Yeah that opening is not too bad actually, yeah it's pretty good *hums softly*
WE WERE BORN TO MAKE HISTORY
*singing "History Maker" in gibberish*
*terrible Mario accent*
"I can not win a performance without a my sister."
This accent is fucking terrible!
"Tell me, you don't want to sleep in the same bed with my sister."
*decent Russian accent*
"Tell me Yuri, do you like pork cutlet?
(Then) Zen it is settled Yuri,
if you (win we will) vin ve vill get married."
♥ *mwah* ♥
I love Yuri!
"Hello (there) zer Yuri. It is me, Gru, from Despicable Me™"
*picture Pinocchio from Shrek for this next one*
"Aww man, I wanna really beat you Yuri,
ohh boy. oh boy. Man I really can't wait to beat Yuri,
it's gonna be awesome."
"I can't wait win-sh beshm."
*decent Russian accent*
"I have (this) zis problem, I look like Jack fucking Skellington, when I skate-
it's scary as fUCK man."
*very gruff voice*
"Ugh listen to me Morty we're gonna be all in there skating Morty
M-M Morty, Morty you gotta listen to me
you gotta listen to me, you gotta you know show your ass."
*Pinocchio meets Mickey Mouse voice*
"Ohh gee Rick, I don't know man if I can show my ass.
I I mean I-I-I-I- I'm not really comfortable doing that Rick I mean-"
"Shut up Morty, y-y-y-y you gotta cute little ass. Show it off Morty. Mo- Morty Morty."
"It's a me, Celestino"
"IT'S JJ STYLE AUUGHHH"
*Victor*
"Then it's settled Yuri, if you win, we will become gay."
*skating Yurio*
"Ven I go on ze ice, I look like fucking Jack Skellington man. It's fucked up man."
What the fuck is up with my accent man?
*flamboyant voice*
"I am Phichit. I'm gonna ice skate. I am black."
*cue my fall*
(nice job Connor T^T)
(it's okay I still love you <3)
Holy shit, that was close. I caught that motherfucker.
Holy moley.
Well, that is all I have for you today my friends.
I hope you enjoyed this video, I know it was very silly,
and I was in a bit of a rush to make this
but I hope you enjoyed it nonetheless.
If you like the video make sure to subscribe, like, any of that fun stuff.
It helps me out, you know.
Also let me know down below what other anime
you would like me to try and do impressions of
or butcher and take the piss out of-
ANYWAY. I will see you beautiful people next week,
hope you guys have an amazing Christmas. I know I will. Or holidays whatever you, whatever you do.
Alright. Peace out guys. *mwah* Bye.
WOO!
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(well time for me to go now, i hope you have an amazing day, bye! ♡)