We invited you to send in your ideas for us to build
a cut-price Bond car on a budget. And I do mean a budget.
Three hundred quid, and we've done it.
And this is it. I can't say we used all of your ideas
because some of them were, frankly, a bit scary.
But we gave all the good ones to our own cut-prize queue, Edd China.
-Hello, how you doing? -My, you are a tall one, aren't you?
-Yes, agent 003,5. -Thank you very much.
He's created this. It's a Rover 800, mate.
-It's a gentleman's car. -It is. In British racing green.
-The only color we can have. -That's very apt for Bond.
If you're wondering, by the way, where everyone's gone,
they're over there.
They've sort of backed off.
But don't worry about us, we'll be fine over here
where the dangerous stuff is. Right, talk us through it.
I think the best thing is to get inside first of all, so I'll open the door.
Ordinary door handle. That doesn't trigger anything.
This is all right in here. It's not bad.
We gave it a standard Rover dashboard, but if you look next to the handbrake,
you've got our first gizmo.
-Oh, like, another handbrake. -Well, another handbrake.
You think that, of course. That's the idea, of course.
Now, the thing is, if you can imagine the scenario,
you're driving, minding your business, just been down to the shops or whatever.
And suddenly, maybe an assailant is behind you.
And they are giving you a bit of grief, a bit of road rage.
So the first thing to do is try and shed them.
-So if you were to push the red button... -Right, what happens?
Well, we're gonna shed thousands of balls behind us.
-Okay, I'm gonna press it now. -Here we go.
-Oh, my word, what happened? -They've got balls everywhere.
That's good, that.
Now, that'd see them off.
Normally, you might want to use maybe boiling oil,
fish fingers, that sort of thing, but balls also do.
Now, how did you make this just briefly?
That's actually aunty Maud's panic button.
-What, the red button? -She'll be okay for a couple weekends.
So she presses that, and there are flat loads of balls everywhere.
And this is a bit of bike cable, so these are things you could build at home.
Absolutely, yes. Kids this at home.
The thing is, we've annoyed them, so now chances are they'll be shooting at us.
-They do that. -I suppose we need protection from that,
which is the next gizmo.
Right, so we need... Oh, you're putting goggles on.
Because this is gonna get dangerous now.
Right, we need a villain to do this. Jason, where are you, mate?
Oh, look at that. He does look actually quite scary.
He is very big and very scary.
Right, so he's miffed, and he's gonna shoot at us.
Okay, fire away, baddie. Fire away.
Oh, my word! I'm pulling the lever!
I'm safe!
Fantastic.
-That does look a lot like a tea tray. -Well, it is actually a tea tray.
-But it's a bulletproof tea tray. -They're the best...
They are. It cost us £6.50.
-Charity shop. -Indeed, charity shop.
Came with a trolley as well which was quite nice.
I'll retract that. I love the way the spoiler gives up.
The thing is, obviously, now we've actually annoyed them even further.
They're really cross.
Exactly. So now, fantastically stunning maneuver, handbrake turn,
you now have them in front of them, you have to blast them.
I'm facing them now.
You're facing them, you're gonna blast them out of the sky.
Right, okay. So we've got guns.
We have guns, but of course, James Bond would use
nasty little gizmos and little buttons.
We've got something bit more classy. Fuzzy dice.
-Fluffy dice. What, these are the trigger? -Yeah.
This fires guns? We need a target. And I think Jeremy...
-Oh, look. -Perfect, the perfect target.
I am not the target,
but I have got you the perfect target.
Blofeld himself. Ready, everyone?
Oh, look at that! Perfect!
Right. He can have it.
Edd, this is a very good job.
And they're paintball guns sort of hidden completely in there.
They are, they're hidden inside the wings.
And triggered with these.
That's right. The way it's done because most paintball guns are done manually,
I had to make kind of a plastic finger and use a metro windscreen motor
as a kind of a cog to actually flick it around.
-That's how they become-- -Plastic finger. That's very Bond.
Right, well, that seemed pretty much sorted, I'd say.
What about this fella here?
He's a bit more tricky. I mean, obviously, normally,
etiquette would suggest you should ask him politely to leave.
But if none of those work, then obviously what we need to do
-is vacate their vehicle ourselves. -Right.
-We have another trick up our sleeve. -Right, something awful's gonna happen.
What we need to do is grab hold of this.
-That seat was wet, Edd. -I'm sorry. You obviously know yourself.
I've got a doorbell.
We have. There's no expense spared.
So I think we're gonna need to get a little bit further away from the vehicle.
-Exactly how far, Edd? -A little bit more than that.
So how dangerous...?
-Possibly a little bit more than that. -Right.
That would probably be...
-Can I be as far as the audience? -That might not be a bad idea.
Right. And then it's this button here.
Yeah. And we're asking one more time.
Would you mind leaving my car, villain?
-No, he won't. -No? Right, have this.
Exactly.
Just fantastic. And you as well.
Wonderful. Right...
So we got rid of him. You got one more trick.
We have done violence. I think fire and brimstone next.
Any Bond car wouldn't be complete without some kind of rocket.
Okay, now, this is a drain pipe bed.
It is a drain pipe, yes, you're right. It is very well-spotted, that.
Something we can have a go at at home.
What you need of course is our fuel-cleaning missile.
Right, okay, this is some sort of rocket.
Of course, also, there's always the opportunity
when you're driving along, you might have to--
So you have a windproof lighter.
Oh, you've thought of everything.
So I've got one of these, you know one of your side.
I have indeed. So all you have to do is open this little flap.
-Open this, and put this in here. -Pop it in.
-Light it. Do the same on the other side. -I'm gonna put goggles on as well
-while you get around... That's very neat. -That's not a bad idea.
I'll put these on.
I don't think Bond wears these, generally.
-Safety first, all right? -I think mine are much smarter than yours.
-I like my green... -Windproof, that's genius.
Ready? Okay, right.
-This is really gonna do... -I think we might have to stand back.
I'm gonna stand back a very long way.
Excellent.
Edd! Edd, that was fantastic!