>> Stephen: I MISSED MY SEGUE ALREADY.
THAT WAS NICE.
MY APPLE FITNESS TRACKER SAID I HAD NEGATIVE STEPS.
[ LAUGHTER ] OF COURSE, THE STORY EVERYBODY
IS TALKING ABOUT TONIGHT IS THE STORY EVERYBODY WILL BE TALKING
ABOUT TOMORROW, BECAUSE IT'S DONALD TRUMP.
TRUMP IS PLANNING A MAJOR IMMIGRATION POLICY SPEECH
WEDNESDAY IN ARIZONA.
NOW, HE WAS ORIGINALLY SUPPOSED TO GIVE IT LAST THURSDAY IN
COLORADO, SO IT MOVED LATER AND FURTHER SOUTH.
IF HE DELAYS IT AGAIN, IT'S MONDAY AT THE PANAMA CANAL.
BUT HE HAS TO GIVE THIS SPEECH SOONER OR LATER, BECAUSE
IMMIGRATION HAS GONE FROM BEING THE ONE THING EVERYONE THEY
THOUGHT THEY KNEW ABOUT DONALD TRUMP TO "AND I'M QUOTING HIS
SUPPORTERS HERE,," HUH?" SO I HOPE I'M PRONOUNCING THAT
CORRECTLY.
HUH?
SO IT'S TIME TO CLEAR THIS UP, BUT NOT TOO MUCH, BECAUSE WHILE
WHAT TRUMP'S SAYING NOW SOUNDS CONFUSED AND MEANINGLESS, HE
MIGHT JUST BE CONFUSED AND MEANINGLESS LIKE A FOX.
AND THAT BRINGS US TO TONIGHT'S "WERD."
"DOUBLE FISSION."
NOW -- "DOUBLE VISION."
NOW, VEHICLES, FROM THE VERY BEGINNING, TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN HAS
BEEN BASED ON TWO THINGS: HE'S BASED IT ON "BUILT -- BUILD THE
WALL" AND "DEPORT 'EM ALL."
AND, FOLKS, THAT WORKED GREAT IN THE PRIMARIES, BUT JUST LOOK AT
ANY RECENT POLL.
THE THING IS, IN RECENT POLLS, TRUMP'S NUMBERS HAVE SHRUNK.
YOU SEE, HIS ATTACKS ON MEXICANS AND MUSLIMS ARE CLEARLY HURTING
HIM WITH MODERATE VOTERS.
SO, JUST LAST WEEK IN A TOWNHALL HALL -- TOWN HALL, TRUMP TONED
DOWN HIS IMMIGRATION TOUGH TALK.
>> IS THERE ANY PART OF THE LAW THAT YOU MIGHT BE ABLE TO CHANGE
THAT WOULD ACCOMMODATE THOSE PEOPLE THAT CONTRIBUTE TO
SOCIETY, HAVE BEEN LAW-ABIDING, HAVE KIDS HERE?
>> THERE CERTAINLY COULD BE A SOFTENING.
>> Stephen: YES THERE COULD BE A SOFTENING.
IT HAPPENS TO A LOT OF MEN HIS AGE.
BUT THAT DAY, -- BUT THE NEXT DAY, HE WENT SOFT ON THE
SOFTENING.
>> HE USED THE WORD SOFTENING.
>> I DON'T THINK IT'S A SOFTENING, I THINK --
>> BUT 11 MILLION PEOPLE ARE NO LONGER GOING TO BE DEPORTED.
>> I WOULD SAY IT'S A HARDENING.
>> Stephen: OK, SO IT'S A SOFTENING THAT'S ALSO A
HARDENING.
AND I -- I NEED TO SAY I BELIEVE TRUMP, BECAUSE AT THE TOWN HALL,
THE NIGHT BEFORE RIGHT AFTER HE ANNOUNCED THE INITIAL SOFTENING,
HE IMMEDIATELY HARDENED IT.
WHO -- >> WHO WANTS THOSE PEOPLE THROWN
OUT?
>> I DO!
>> I LOVE THIS GUY.
THIS IS MY GUY!
>> Stephen: DO YOU HEAR THAT?
HE JUST SAID HE WOULDN'T THROW ANYONE OUT BUT THEN ONE GUY
YELLS, "THROW EVERYONE OUT" AND SUDDENLY HE'S LIKE, "THIS IS MY
GUY," AND THAT -- THAT IS INNOVATIVE LEADERSHIP.
YOU SEE, FOR YEARS, POLITICIANS HAVE BEEN SO AFRAID OF
IMMIGRATION REFORM THAT THEY WOULDN'T TAKE ANY POSITION.
NOW, DONALD TRUMP HAS TAKEN TWO.
AND THIS ISN'T -- THIS IS YOURS.
THIS IS MINE.
THIS IS NOT FLIP-FLOPPING.
HE'S NOT SAYING "UP" AND THEN CHANGING HIS MIND TO "DOWN."
HIS POSITION SAY FIRM "UP AND DOWN."
AND IT'S NOT JUST MEXICANS.
HE ALSO HAS CLEAR POSITIONS ON MUSLIMS.
>> JOND J. TRUMP IS CALLING FOR A TOTAL AND COMPLETE SHUTDOWN OF
MUSLIMS ENTERING THE UNITED STATES.
>> Stephen: FIRM.
NOW, LET'S TRY SOFT.
>> IT'S A TEMPORARY BAN.
IT HASN'T BEEN CALLED FOR YET.
NO ONE'S DONE IT.
THIS IS JUST A SUGGESTION.
>> Stephen: OK, BUT IF IT'S JUST A SUGGESTION AND NO ONE'S CALLED
FOR IT, AND HE CALLED FOR IT, DOES THAT MEAN HE'S NOBODY?
PLUS, TRUMP HAS PROMISED TO BRING OVERSEAS JOBS BACK TO
AMERICA.
AND AT THE SAME TIME, HIS SHIRTS ARE MADE IN BANGLADESH, HIS TIES
IN CHINA, HIS SUITS IN MEXICO.
SO WHATEVER YOU BELIEVE, TRUMP AGREES WITH YOU.
I DON'T KNOW WHY HE'S NOT GETTING 100% OF THE VOTE.
SO, TO WIN THIS ELECTION, TRUMP IS GOING TO HAVE TO TAKE EVERY
POSITION ON EVERY ISSUE OTHER THAN OBVIOUSLY WHETHER HILLARY
SHOULD BE PRESIDENT.
>> SHE WOULD BE A TERRIBLE PRESIDENT.
WELL, I KNOW HER, AND SHE WOULD MAKE A GOOD PRESIDENT.
>> Stephen: WOW!
HE IS A FANT-TERRIBLE!
THAT'S THE WORD.