- We got a crowd favorite.
And I gotta bow down,
'cause I got my Chuck Taylors on right now.
(audience applauding)
Y'all make some noise for the West Coast legend,
straight from the LBC, give it him, it's Snoop Dogg!
(audience applauding)
- That's what I'm here for.
- They don't stop screaming.
- Well, let's get wild, baby.
- Well, let's get wild then. (audience applauding)
- [DJ D-Wrek] All right, the black team's up first,
y'all ready?
Wild out.
(audience applauding)
- Check this out, baby.
How about you slide out them store shoes,
and put on these (beep) shoes?
(audience applauding)
- Good evening, Mr. Cannon.
- What up, man? - Quick question for you.
Very quick and painless.
LL Cool J, Snoop Doggy Dogg, Nick Cannon,
which of these rappers went negative platinum?
(audience laughing)
Take your time, take your time.
- I plead the fifth.
- Thank you.
That's one for the black team.
- They didn't give enough albums.
- Mr. Snoop Dogg. - What, what, what?
(audience applauding)
- You don't intimidate me, sir.
(audience laughing)
Put your hand right here on the bible.
Is this your first time in a courtroom today?
(audience laughing)
- Well, actually, it's not.
I make my living in the courtrooms,
court in the streets, court in the court,
it's court, baby, it's nothing.
(audience applauding)
- Yes, Your Honor, we have some evidence
that we'd like to enter into the file.
(audience laughing)
Mr. Nick Cannon.
Order in the court!
Do you recognize this man?
- No.
- Hmm? - No.
- You don't recognize him?
I think I know why you don't recognize him,
'cause this is not the real Nick Cannon,
oh no, no, no, no, no.
I happen to know you did some Photoshop
and in fact, this is the real Nick Cannon.
(audience laughing)
This is the real Nick Cannon!
(audience applauding)
- That's (beep).
(bell dings)
- Thank you.
(audience laughing)
- Wow.
- Oh, my (beep) from the Black Eyed Peas,
what's up, baby?
(audience laughing)
That is crazy.
Let's get it started.
- If Janet Jackson invited you to her hotel room
for one night, would you let Jermaine Dupri stay?
- Let me tell you something about pimping first of all.
I'm sort of flustered with this fake ass Johnnie Cochran
Black Eyed Peas, Gumby on the top of the head,
milk in the canister, leaning on my shoulder,
smelling like cigarettes, booty, and donuts.
(audience laughing)
(bell dinging)
Kick rocks.
- Yo, the red team plead the fifth the most,
so the black team wins,
make some noise for Snoop and the black team, y'all.
(audience applauding)
- Black squad about to rip it for y'all,
start the beat.
♪ Clap your hands, y'all ♪
♪ I'm about to tell y'all what we talking about real quick ♪
♪ We talking about Georgie Porgie ♪
♪ He kissed all the girls at the party ♪
♪ He take them outside in his coupe ♪
♪ As long as that broad don't belong to Snoop ♪
♪ Georgie take all the girls ♪
♪ He's oh so bad ♪
♪ But honestly though, I can't be mad ♪
♪ He took one girl I was trying to mack ♪
♪ He did his thing then gave her back ♪
♪ Talking about Georgie Porgie ♪
♪ He kissed all the girls at the party ♪
♪ He take them outside in the coupe ♪
♪ As long as that broad don't belong to Snoop ♪
♪ Georgie Porgie, pudding pie ♪
♪ He kissed the girls and made them cry ♪
♪ D, O, double gizzy, Y ♪
♪ I (beep) the (beep) and make them cry ♪
♪ Talking about Georgie Porgie ♪
♪ He kissed all the girls at the party ♪
♪ He took them outside in his coupe ♪
♪ As long as that girl don't belong to Snoop ♪
(audience applauding)
- Come on.
Clap your hands, y'all.
West Coast, come on!
Clap your hands, y'all.
♪ Big Snoop Dogg, I know you represent the hood ♪
♪ Acting like everything is really all good ♪
♪ You a G and a gangster ♪
♪ Wait, hold up, is that Suge ♪
(audience exclaims)
Just testing, just testing.
- Can I say something?
- [Nick] Say what you say.
♪ One, two, three, four, five, six ♪
♪ Let me just mix the game up quick ♪
♪ And talk about Nick ♪
♪ I heard that Nick was addicted to ♪
♪ But let me just keep on the low ♪
♪ Keep it so hard ♪
♪ I seen you on Santa Monica Boulevard ♪
(audience laughing)
♪ Buying a dude ♪
- I'll get Snoop.
Boy!
♪ You ain't that hard, you need to start chilling ♪
♪ Besides, ain't your parole officer in the building ♪
(audience exclaims)
♪ Opie Cunningham, fool have a seat ♪
♪ Trying to dis Snoop Dogg, I'll meet you in the street ♪
♪ Knock off your cap, show you how to rap ♪
♪ You a white boy, white boys don't rap ♪
(audience exclaims)
- All right.
♪ It's like a Bruce Lee movie wanna say that right ♪
♪ I can come with the freestyle game all night ♪
♪ I could do this too, rap at the dude ♪
♪ But you don't wanna get homie ♪
♪ Yeah, I know your big Snoop ♪
♪ Plus the Cannon, understand (beep), I flow ♪
♪ I'ma tell you like this ♪
♪ 'Cause you know I'm the best ♪
♪ And I'll never be scared of a (beep) with barrettes ♪
(audience exclaims)
- Okay.
Hey, hey, hey.
♪ Hey, hey, what you say ♪
♪ This a wild style, this a freestyle ♪
♪ This the G style, LBC style ♪
♪ Let me talk to my nephew for a while ♪
♪ I didn't wanna do it, I didn't wanna talk ♪
♪ Your braids is short in the back ♪
♪ Look like they trying to walk to the front of your head ♪
♪ Get in the bed ♪
♪ It's big Snoop Dogg, listen to the words that I said ♪
♪ I was on MTV about a year ago ♪
♪ They say Snoop you wanna do another show ♪
♪ I say, no, give it to my nephew Nick Cannon ♪
♪ 'Cause he can't even handle it, you understand it ♪
(audience applauding)
- I quit.
(bell dinging)
- Yo, there's nothing for me to say.
The black team took that one,
make some noise for the black team and Snoop Dogg.
(audience applauding)
- But Snoop didn't come alone, y'all,
he brought the LBC with him.
And I gotta give it up to them,
turn your TVs up, get up out your seats,
and give a West Side welcome,
from the 213, Nate Dogg and Snoop Dogg!
(audience applauding)
- Yeah.
Can you dig it?
You know what?
♪ This is for the Bs and the Cs and the Ds and the Hs ♪
♪ And the Gs putting work in overseas ♪
♪ At east with the doggy ♪
♪ And if detoxing, there's more for me ♪
♪ Baby, this is presidential pimping ♪
♪ A pocket full of women understanding how I'm living ♪
♪ Show them how I'm winning ♪
♪ It's the beginning it's the men ♪
♪ The world is getting soft like linen ♪
♪ It's sweet like cinnamon ♪
♪ But every day like 50 say, it's many men ♪
♪ They wanna take me out the spot ♪
♪ They want the and the ends ♪
♪ But separate the paper and the Benz and the cribs ♪
♪ And the shows, I'ma have to let them go ♪
♪ You know how the dog roll ♪
♪ Don't get it twisted ♪
♪ 'Cause he out the east just in case you wanna visit ♪
♪ A touch of the exquisite ♪
♪ Mixed with something pimpish ♪
♪ And it's coming from the beach ♪
♪ Where the is a beast ♪
♪ But I ain't tripping ♪
♪ All that is in my past ♪
♪ I'm connected to the purse first, the ass last ♪
♪ From Long Beach to Venice is the premise ♪
♪ Want the green like spinach and I'm strong to the finish ♪
- Well, there's a reason why I got my khakis creased,
my Chucks on, you know what I mean,
'cause this dude out here is a West Coast legend.
Matter of fact, he's a hip-hop icon.
Y'all make some noise for my uncle, big Snoop Dogg!
(audience applauding)
Now I thought it was only right
since last time you came over here
you just washed everybody,
that I was gonna put you out here with my girl Jordan
to take care of her.
- I came to get busy, you understand me?
- Okay!
(audience applauding)
Let's get it in.
Now this first game is a fun one,
it's called Instaham.
So we gonna have some pictures pop up
and we gonna tell you what happened in that picture
and give you a fly description.
If it's funny, it gets a bell,
if it's unfunny, it gets that buzzer.
The dude with the most bells wins.
Simple as that.
So y'all ready to do this?
(audience applauding)
Wild out.
(audience applauding)
- Say Cable Man, I ain't got no money,
but I got about $100 worth of this (beep),
let me pay you in that.
(audience applauding)
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,
you know, I'd like to bring to the stage right now
Booger Foot and the Five Heartburns.
(audience laughing)
And what we gonna do, we gonna talk about neighbors.
(audience laughing)
♪ Neighbors at my door ♪
♪ They say the music's too loud ♪
♪ I tried to throw a party, but the cops shut it down ♪
♪ They all in my business ♪
♪ I can't stand my neighbors ♪
♪ I be trying to turn up ♪
♪ They just some haters ♪
♪ My neighbor and his wife are bogus, yeah, that's right ♪
♪ Swear that we gonna have a fight ♪
♪ We gonna be on Worldstar later tonight ♪
♪ Neighbors at my door say the music's too loud ♪
♪ I tried to throw a party, but the cops shut it down ♪
♪ Can't make love to my lady ♪
♪ They keep hitting the wall ♪
- Open the door, 911, it's the police!
Put your (beep) up, man, it's the police at the door!
♪ I can't stand them nosey neighbors ♪
(audience applauding)
♪ Big Snoop Dogg, straight repping the blues ♪
♪ But how you gonna Crip walk ♪
♪ With them ugly ass church shoes ♪
(audience laughing)
♪ Okay, that was fresh and all ♪
♪ But let me tell you something about Big Snoop Dogg ♪
♪ I can look so fresh and so clean and so set ♪
♪ But let me tell you about your rap, it's straight wack ♪
♪ You can't get it, and you don't do it ♪
♪ I'm supposed to do two bars ♪
♪ But I'm about to ruin your day ♪
♪ Wild'N Out, the platinum crew ♪
♪ We came to get you and you and you too ♪
(audience applauding)