YEAH! 9001.
9002. OH!
WHOO! SORRY, GUYS.
YOU JUST CAUGHT ME WORKING OUT. [LAUGHTER]
NOW, PLENTY OF WORKOUT VIDEOS SHOW YOU HOW TO WORKOUT, BUT
UNTIL NOW, NOBODY HAS SHOWN YOU WHAT KIND OF NOISES TO MAKE WHEN
YOU WORK OUT. YOU WON'T BELIEVE THE PROGRESS
YOU CAN MAKE IN JUST ONE SESSION WHEN YOU STOP WORKING HARDER,
AND START WORKING LOUDER. I'M GOING TO BRING IN AN
ASSISTANT.
SOMEONE WHO, LET'S BE HONEST, HAS SKIPPED A FEW OF HIS LAST
TRIPS TO THE GYM. SOMEONE WHO, LETS BE HONEST, HAS
LET HIMSELF GO. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASE
WELCOME TERRY CREWS.
[APPLAUSE] JAMES: NOW, TERRY, I THINK
EVERYBODY WATCHING CAN SEE WHAT THE PROBLEMS ARE HERE.
WE HAVE THESE CHUBBY, PUDGY SHOULDERS.
WE HAVE THESE NINE CHINS UNDER HERE.
THIS IS A FOUR-PACK AT BEST, AND HERE WE HAVE THESE DISGUSTING
MALE BREASTS. TERRY: THESE ARE CALLED PECS.
JAMES: BECAUSE YOU GO TO THE BUFFET AND
HAVE A PECK OF THIS, A PECK OF THAT.
TERRY, I KNOW YOU'RE NOT WEARING A SPORTS BRA BUT WHY DON'T WE
SEE HOW YOU WORK OUT. WHY DON'T YOU SHOW ME A COUPLE
OF LIFTS WITH THESE DUMBELLS. TERRY: OK.
ARE YOU READY FOR THIS? IT IS YOUR SHOW.
HERE WE GO! ONE!
TWO!
JAMES: THAT IS THE PROBLEM. HERE THE PROBLEM IS YOU HAVE
NEVER BEEN COACHED BY A PROFESSIONAL.
WHY DON'T YOU SET THESE DOWN AND WATCH HOW THE PROFESSIONALS DO
IT. ALL RIGHT.
OK. YAAAAAAH!
[LAUGHTER] TERRY: THAT IS PRETTY GOOD!
JAMES: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
TERRY: YOU KNOW WHAT? I THINK I CAN SHOW YOU A LITTLE
BIT BETTER. I CAN DO IT BETTER.
JUST WATCH THIS.
WATCH THIS. LET'S SEE IF WE CAN TRY
SOMETHING HERE. THIS IS 315 POUNDS.
ARRRRRRH! [APPLAUSE]
WHAT? HUH?
JAMES: WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?
THAT IS WHAT YOU DO?
THIS IS YOUR IDEA OF FUN? YOU COME DOWN HERE AND EMBARRASS
ME IN FRONT OF ALL OF MY FRIENDS?
TERRY: YOU DON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS.
STOP PLAYING. GETZ LET'S GET BACK TO THIS.
REALLY, YOU DON'T HAVE ANY. JAMES: YOU KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE
DONE? TERRY: WHAT DID I DO, JAMES?
WHAT IS THE PROBLEM?
JAMES: YOU POKED THE BEAST. YOU DON'T WANT TO POKE THIS
BEAST.
TERRY: NO, I DON'T WANT TO DO THAT.
JAMES: THIS IS ABOUT 715 POUNDS.
THE PROBLEM IS YOU DIDN'T DO IT IN YOUR BACK, YOUR GLUTES.
YOUR QUADS. TERRY: WHAT?
POKING THE BEAST. POKING THE BEAST.
JAMES: YAAAAAH! [APPLAUSE]
TERRY: YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU KNOW WHAT?
I POKED THE BEAST BUT YOU OPENED UP A CAN OF WORMS.
YOU CAME CLOSE! [APPLAUSE]
JAMES: WELL, YOU HAVE CLEARLY LEARNED A LOT FROM ME AND JUST
IN ONE SESSION HAVE CLEARLY IMPROVED.
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS? I THINK IT IS TIME TO --
JAMES AND TERRY: FEEL THE NOISE!
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[APPLAUSE] JAMES: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
TERRY CREWS.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH TERRY CREWS, MEAGAN GOOD AND DYLAN
O'BRIEN.
REGGIE: JAMES CORDEN AND TERRY CREWS SHOW US NEW MOVES.
THE MORE YOU GRUNT, THE
MORE YOU GRUNT, THE MORE YOU PUNT