We're coming to you from the streets of Edinburgh.
We've got a food mission in mind.
We're going deep into the deep fryer.
We're going deep into the deep-fryer.
There is nothing healthy about this.
Nothing.
We're going for deep-fried Mars bar and the deep-fried pizza because.
But not in that order.
Not in that order and it is going to be artery clogging goodness and you know what I'm ready
for this man.
I'm ready to get into this junk food.
Think of it as a dirty dinner and an even dirtier dessert.
Haha.
Alright, so as not to be the rudest person in the world I did not introduce my friend.
So this is Rob.
Hello.
Rob of Stop Having a Boring Life.
He's replaced Audrey.
Like we've kind of let her go.
We fired her from the vlog.
Audrey just has better sense than to come along on this mission so he needed someone
just as degenerate as himself and naturally that is me.
Alright, the truth comes out.
Da, da don.
Alright, so we've going for deep fried pizza and deep fried Mars bar.
Man, that looks good.
This is the pizza first.
Yeah.
Obviously that is the pizza.
Wow.
Plop it in.
Woah!
What a thing of beauty.
Hahaha.
Well, that oil looks great.
The oil looks great.
Healthy stuff huh?
Wow, look it is getting its final shape.
It is getting its shape.
It is getting bloated.
Alright, I think we're good to go.
Alright that looks like it is well done my friend.
So we're going with salt and vinegar on top.
Might as well make it.
Brown sauce.
Sure.
Whatever that is.
Edinburgh sauce.
Oh my god.
Wow.
Alright, Rob here it is in all of its glory.
What do you think man?
Are you ready for this?
I don't really know what to think.
I don't know what I was expecting but I wasn't expecting this.
But I'm as ready as I'll ever be.
Alright, time for the first bite.
Oh my gosh.
That is so thick and crispy and they put vinegar and brown sauce on it.
So, wow.
It is like you're having fish and chips but yet you're also having a bit of pizza.
It is just like wow.
I've never had anything like this I've got to say.
It is the best of both worlds.
It is really good.
Alright Rob, how would you describe this?
Clearly it is not so good for you but it is nice.
It tastes good.
It tastes pretty good.
So can you ever just have regular pizza again after this?
Definitely.
Haha.
But this is cool.
Even if only once.
And all you see left behind here is sauce.
And you know what my friend we're not done.
We're not done.
What are we going in for next?
We're going for the deep fried Mars but there is all these other options so we're going
to get deep-fried chocolate bars.
We're going nuts man.
You only live once.
Yeah, so you might as well do what you can to end it short.
So you can choose between the different chocolate bars.
There is Snickers, there is Bounty, Starbar, Galaxy.
Okay, we're going Mars bar first.
Snickers and Bounty.
Awesome.
And the Bounty.
Do you have a personal favorite sir?
Snickers.
Hahaha.
You got a Snickers in there.
Yeah, we do.
That is the Mars, Snickers and then we got the Bounty.
Oh my gosh.
Look at that.
Do you like it with ice cream or?
No, no this by itself should be enough.
That should be enough.
What is that?
That is still the Bounty.
This one is Snickers.
Yeah, Snickers.
Oh, that is awesome.
And then last but not least the classic Mars bar.
Wow.
That looks so good.
Into the deep-fryer.
Beef-drip animal oil.
Nice.
So we cook it for about two to three minutes and then it is going to be ready.
So, look at that.
Almost ready.
Wow, man.
Thank you good sir.
We're setup.
So I'm going to call these the three amigos.
We've got the Mars bar, we've got the Snickers and we've got the Bounty broken in half.
Alright, so we are starting with the Bounty bar.
And I'm just basically going to dissect it for you.
As you can see like man it is just melting all over the place.
It is ready for the first bite.
Oh man, you can see the.
Look at that.
The coconut spewing out.
Time to put it in.
Oh man.
That is so good.
That is at least 10 times better than having it on its own.
What it does is it melts the chocolate and melts the inside of the bar so it is like
so tasty.
Next up the Snickers bar.
Oh.
Man.
Out of all of the bars I think this one might taste the best because it is just the way
you melted the chocolate and all of the caramel and all of the other ingredients inside but
then you have it does something to the peanuts too.
Which makes it so tasty.
It does.
Oh man.
This is the best.
So good.
It is time for the classic.
The original.
This is the deep-fried Mars bar.
Going in.
Oh yeah.
Mmmmm.
Alright, so we're washing all of this down with some Irn Bru which is basically like
the Scottish soda.
National soda.
And it is really sweet.
It reminds me a bit of cream soda and as you were saying a little bit like orange crush.
Alright so in terms of price you're looking at about 2.90 pounds for the slice of pizza.
The deep-fried pizza.
If you're going to go for one of the bars you're looking at about two fifty.
So it is cheap, it is good, it is delicious.
I recommend trying it you're not going to feel amazing afterwards but hey you only live
once.