- [Joyce] I might be baed up soon.
Whoo
- Physical contact?
- I got flowers.
(beep)
This man's single?
(screaming)
(laughing)
I'm drunk, I don't give a
(bleep)
(record scratch)
Wait that's me, Joyce
(upbeat music)
you might know me from being your
local internet bestie, confidante, or badass
(bleep)
but there is one thing you might not know
about me, I've never had a boyfriend.
(upbeat music)
(chimes)
Welcome back to my room.
Y'all I'm still trying to find a boyfriend.
As you guys know, I went on a really cute date
with John Micheal, but he never texted me back.
So it's time for new players.
Three of my best friends, Jazz, Lindsey, Adriana
have all chosen blind dates for me to go on,
and I will have no idea who chose who,
and there can only be one winner.
Which one of these girls know me the best?
(chimes)
- Hi I'm Jazzmyne, and I am finding Joyce
the love of her life.
- Hi I'm Adriana, and I'm not here to make friends
I'm here to win.
- Well you probably saw me in the other videos.
I am friends with Joyce.
I'm going to win, but I'm excited to watch.
- Joyce is not a friend, Joyce is family.
- I love her to death, our bond is like
- We're fan girls, we're romantics,
(chimes)
we're teenagers at heart.
- So Joyce's love life
(record scratch)
- I really think that Joyce has been hurt.
- Finding men is not an easy task.
Especially in Los Angles.
- Joyce deserves the world.
I don't think that is what she's been getting.
- I'm excited that's she's been going on this journey,
figuring out what she truly likes,
what she truly does not like.
- Honestly I've been trying to help her find love
this entire journey, but there's something about
this episode that makes me think this might be it.
(harp glissando)
- Hey boo
- Hey girl
- So this week, my friends are going to be setting
me up on blind dates.
- I love this.
- One thing about my friends they are definitely
fabulous, fierce, and protective.
- And that's key.
So are you going to trust their opinion?
- Absolutely not.
(crickets chirping)
- So I think it's important that you're honest
about if you like the person or not.
- Yeah
- But I also think it's important that you're open.
Because your friends are picking these guys for a reason.
- I'm slowly realizing that love is faith.
- Love is faith.
In the beginning it was just a small mustard seed,
and now that mustard seed has grown.
You didn't know I could get biblical did you?
(church music)
- Hey
- Hey now
- I'll see you at church on Sunday.
- Okay hey will he do it?
(laughing)
but are you open to the possibility that they
might pick someone better than you would pick
for yourself?
- Yes and I'm scared because then they'll have
bragging rights.
- I know, and that's okay right?
- Oh
(bleep)
(chimes)
- The time has come to find Joyce
the perfect potential boyfriend.
- Initially I was worried, I still am.
- This is a lot of pressure.
- We'll see how this goes.
- When I was first told that I had to
find Joyce a blind date.
I was like, I don't talk to men.
- My plan is ask my boyfriends friends if
they have friends.
Honestly those are the only straight guys I know.
- My strategy is to vamp up her dating profile,
and be swiping on these men,
and hopefully find a real thing.
So we gotta sift through all of this trash
to find one little nugget of gold
(chimes)
for our queen.
- We're going dumpster diving today.
- I'm going to specifically text my friend River,
and my friend Musou.
One because they are both hot,
two I'm sure they might know some single people.
- The first person I asked was my friend Andrew
who is also my boyfriends friend,
who is also Joyce's friend.
Who doesn't want to date a friend of a friend?
That's cute right?
I need someone who wants to go on a date with Joyce.
A wonderful beautiful man,
single obviously ideally.
- Let me shake a couple trees.
I think I know somebody.
- We're opening the app
- Lets see what we get.
- Joyce
- Lets go fishing.
- I was getting a lot of conversations going,
but these men are dumb-dumb's.
No profile
(buzzer)
One picture
(buzzer)
When I match and they start talking
to me, I've been like hey actually you're
talking to Joyce's best friend Adriana,
and then they unmatch me.
(trumpet toot)
So it was a bust,
so I had to go a different route,
and I had to go through casting.
It's just like all head shots
all these actor boys.
We ended up with Solomon,
who wants a good Christian woman,
and boy is that Joyce.
(laughing)
- River messaged me back in like two minutes,
and was like I don't know maybe Tyson?
And so I look at Tyson's Instagram
(romantic jazz music)
and I was like wow.
Slid into Tyson's DM's
He said wow I'm interested,
your so fine.
I think I literally said wow wow we wow.
(laughing)
Wow!
(bleep)
- Andrew just sent me over his potential candidate,
so I'm going to stalk his Instagram.
This guy is gorgeous.
Wow.
He is 6'4"
(gasping)
(bleep)
Should I start picking out my bridesmaid dress?
(bleep)
Super down to earth, one of those people you can
go to the step club with, and then talk about life
until 4:00 a.m.
(gasping)
That's Joyce!
And that's when the light bulb went off,
and I was like that's a Joyce man.
(harp glissando)
- Today is the morning of the blind dates.
I'm really intrigued who they are going to pick,
and who they think would be good for me.
I was so nervous about the day.
I'm not nervous about going on these dates,
I'm just nervous by the experience of stepping
into new energy.
- That's your new phrase.
- [Both] I am open to the possibilities.
(calm music)
- Maybe I get a little kiss kiss.
- Maybe you might get three kiss kisses.
Snap.
- So my best friends,
y'all better step your game up.
I was there for you for your relationships.
It's time, step up to the plate.
(bell ringing)
- I feel like I'm watching the bachelor.
- These are suggestions what if it goes wrong?
- I know really its just like
are they representing me well?
- Period.
(chime)
- So the first date was outside
(romantic music)
the way that the flowers looked,
and the bubbly glasses, and the corn hole,
and then the man appeared.
(harp glissando)
- Even if Joyce doesn't pick him
I still had the best person.
I'm so scared but he looks fine.
- He looks so good.
- Yes yeah.
- Hi
- So nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you, Tyson.
- Tyson I'm Joyce, is this for me?
- Yes yes, those are for you.
(laughing)
- Tyson you fine.
He's so cute, like the beard,
he is talking to me like this,
I'm like whoa whoa whoa I'm at work.
I aint never got no flowers before.
- Never?
- Oh you trouble
- Why you say that?
- Woo
(laughing)
- The tone that is already coming out of him.
- How you doing today?
- I'm doing good, I had a long morning this morning.
What about you?
- I had therapy this morning, so
- That's hot.
- You go to therapy?
- Yes I do.
- You a grown ass man, you got your
(bleep)
together.
- I don't know about all that.
- How old are you?
- 25
- Oh young.
(laughing)
- How old are you?
- I'm 26
What do you do for a living?
- A right now I'm a chief,
and that's something I've been doing for the
last like 6 years.
(laughing)
- He is smooth.
I'm nervous.
- I'm nervous.
- What's your favorite dish?
- I love a good steak.
- Steak is my favorite food.
(romantic jazz music)
You know I love the meat,
I look like I love the meat.
Oh god.
- [Tyson] How do you like your steak done?
- Rare but I tell people medium rare.
One of us gotta be in the toilet.
(toilet flushing)
Apocalypse happens I'm going into the woods,
I'm ripping the fur off.
- Poop joke Joyce?
- The poop?
- Monique is going to come for you.
- No farting flirts.
- My love coach is going to be so mad at me.
(bleep)
- When you come to the first date, so I knew this
was a blind date so I didn't have a like a preset,
but I am trans, so I like to let people know
like before hand.
- There is no issue for me.
- Yeah? I appreciate that.
- Yeah
The way he looked at me kind of made
me blush a little bit.
That's why I'm so happy I am dark skinned,
y'all hoes can't see me blush.
Where you from?
- I'm from Ohio.
- What's in Ohio?
- Oh excuse me, South Carolina.
(laughing)
- When Joyce snorts.
- It's something serious.
- There's not much out there, but its my city
you know I love it.
- I heard the barbecue is bussin.
- Of course.
I have never had Asian food.
- Then why are you a chief?
- Wow
- She is playing around with him.
- She really is.
- Shots fired.
- So after we got to know each other,
we started to play corn hole.
- Game time baby.
- I'm a go first.
- Yeah please don't hit me.
- Babes I'm musical theater,
I don't know how to do the sports.
Do you play basketball?
- Back in middle school, I'm very competitive
also just so you know.
- I'm not at all, I'm musical theater.
(chimes)
It didn't feel like the cameras were there,
and like enjoying that experience,
and saying whatever I wanted.
Guys he put a bag in my hole.
(cat meowing)
(crickets)
(gasping)
So who won?
Anyone do the math?
- We tied actually.
- Go off.
- Oh my god thank you so much for hanging with me.
- Yeah of course.
- Physical contact?
- We should definitely do this again sometime.
- Yeah, 100%
- I know its a competition but that was good.
- I felt good about that.
- The date with Tyson went really well.
- Really well.
- He's a chief.
(chimes)
- I felt like instant like chemistry.
Joyce is definitely someone I want to hang out with again.
We can probably do like see a musical, or watch
some anime sometime.
- I have to say that's Jazz,
cool, calm, collected, from the mid-west.
(harp glissando)
- Okay first and for most,
I am obsessed, its like dreamy wedding fairy vibes.
- The charcuterie board,
you know I love a good charcuterie board.
Then the guy shows up.
- So I was just on the phone with him,
and I was like be a gentleman.
- I like the style, I like the fit.
- I appreciate, I wanted to dress up for you.
- Oh my, he dressed up for me.
Solomon had such youthful energy.
He seemed like someone who is excited about life.
- Toast?
- Yes toast.
To a good date.
- To a good date.
- Okay.
- I want to do this stereotypical question,
tell me about yourself, what do you do,
what do you like?
- I'm actually trying to be a pastor right now.
- My mothers going to love you.
- Are you the fun friend?
The advise friend?
- All of the above.
- Somebody's been prepping in with questions.
- I'm very imaginative, and sometimes
I randomly break out into a British accent.
- You know sometimes I like to do it too.
(violin music)
- It's really fun isn't it.
- It's just I feel a little bit more comfortable.
- You know it just makes you feel so intelligent.
- Do you feel like you're on Bridgerton right now?
- If I was on Bridgerton,
this probably would be a different scene.
(record scratch)
(laughing)
- What's your favorite food?
- Um my favorite food is meat.
- Any kind?
- What's your favorite food?
- Okay so like if I was going to cook it would be,
like spaghetti but with shrimp.
- He just like described a cheesecake factory dish.
- Its true.
- So if you're staying home, what are you doing?
Are you, like what are you watching?
- I'm watching anime.
- Can I guess your favorite anime?
- Oh he like anime?
- Sailor moon?
(crickets)
- She's being polite.
- I feel like she doesn't have her guard down fully.
- I'm going to say that I could definitely see
great friend vibes.
- I'm gonna call you out cause I heard you actually
listen to BTS.
- Uh well duh, I'm a gemini.
- I don't get what the hype is between them.
- Whoa
- No!
I'm bowing out.
(laughing)
- Butter? Butter was okay.
- Butter was bussin.
- Stop it right now.
- If you.
- No one shames BTS in this house.
- The Bank Tank Boys are amazing.
- That's what it stands for?
The Bank Tank Boys?
- If you want to be my lover,
you gotta get with my band.
So that was definitely a turn off for me.
- You know when something just aint right.
If its going really really bad,
its okay for you to say,
lets not waste each others time and keep moving,
but if its just kind boring and not going
anywhere you are going to have to learn
how to sit through that.
Every part of this process is getting you closer.
- I love a man who is inquisitive,
and asks me questions but I think some of those
questions where a little left of field.
(quirky music)
- So here's a controversial question.
How do you feel about Biden?
- I just really feel like we don't
need to talk about politics on the first date.
- She's filling up that glass.
- Literally.
- How do you feel about Megan Fox was saying
she drink Machine Gun Kelly's blood for
like ritual purposes.
(spooky music)
- What?
(laughing)
- Baby what?
- You don't drink communion?
- I mean that's the blood of the lord though,
and it isn't his blood blood.
She with the other guy?
The really tall guy?
- Machine Gun Kelly.
- And Megan thee Stallion?
- Megan Fox.
- Oh I was like what the?
(laughing)
- Why are they both so random?
- And so wrong?
- Honestly maybe they are a match.
- Thank you so much for coming on this date with me.
(upbeat music)
You are really wonderful.
- Scale 1-10 what would you give it?
- I would give it a solid 7 and a half.
- 7?
I think the date went really well,
I was a little bit nervous,
I didn't know what to expect.
- I could definitely tell he was nervous.
I'm making men nervous that's crazy.
The energy just kind of felt like we weren't
really that compatible in a romantic way.
- Say this isn't really the best date ever.
She still needs experience.
- Yes that's true.
- I think Lindsay chose this man.
(buzzer)
Because he talked about BTS.
(harp glissando)
The final date definitely gave me pure romantic vibes.
It was beautiful.
- I know he is going to be a nice guy.
Also he's 6'4"
- And then I see Alan.
(romantic music)
- Nice to meet you, these are for you.
- Oh my god, velvet wrapped?
He sounds smoother than wine, like velvet on your skin.
This is inappropriate.
You wrapped them yourself?
- I sure did.
Just for you.
(laughing)
- She's giddy.
You can tell.
- You look beautiful by the way.
- Thank you, thank you.
So tell me about yourself.
When Alan came into the room I felt something
take over me.
This is that grown and sexy hour,
that comes on the radio after 6:00 p.m.
- I am 45, no I'm joking, 35
- Oh!
- I love the idea of like an older man for her too.
- I do too.
- My name is Joyce, you probably already know.
- Her voice when she's talking like this.
- I am 26 years old I am a gemini.
- This feels to intimate for our eyes.
- I agree.
- Your voice is like butter.
- Its like butter?
I ain't never heard that.
- He ain't never heard that?
- You like that smooth jazz?
- That will do it?
(laughing)
- I'm at work.
- It's inappropriate right? I'm sorry.
(bleep)
- What is a dream in your life?
- To be able to take care of my family.
- He's so hot.
- If I ever get a large, I'm just giving them checks,
so they can just live and enjoy.
Especially my mom and dad.
- He just felt kind, hot and kind.
Tell me what is your favorite kind of food?
- I just made me like a salmon dinner last weekend.
I made uh salmon and sea scallops with some Alfredo.
- Oh a chief.
- I don't boil hot dogs, I don't.
- I like to microwave my hot dogs, so.
(trumpet toot)
- What?
- Yeah so they got that little burnt taste.
- Mm mm
(laughing)
(clapping)
- So like what are you doing career wise?
- Acting, I'm getting more into producing now.
- Producing is fun.
- But I'm starting to see that I have a little bit
of a talent in producing, and getting things done.
Putting people in places to succeed.
- Love the talking about myself, but not
being like cocky about it.
- Yeah
- What's your dream vacation?
- Thailand.
What about you, what's yours?
- Greece.
- That's a good one.
- I just want like my booty in a bikini.
- There you go.
(beach music)
- I could just run away, and just own a bakery.
- Build a little hut?
- He took everything I said that was ridiculous,
and was like yeah.
He is calm calm.
I love fantasy.
- I can see that.
- I love witches and wardrobes.
- I love witches and wardrobes?
(laughing)
- So you like a big Hocus Pocus fan also huh?
- I put a spell on you.
(laughing)
- Joyce is putting herself out there.
- She really is.
- Can you take your phone out for me?
- Take my phone out?
- Yeah
- Okay
- Yeah I'm going to put my number in that.
- We going to do that then.
- She's putting her number in, go Joyce.
- I love it.
- I was inspired to get his number at the
end of the date because,
why should he miss out on the opportunity of me.
Well thank you so much for spending time with me.
- No problem at all.
- And you'll message me tonight.
- Absolutely.
- Okay
- Whoo
(bleep)
- It went very very good, I think Joyce is
a very beautiful, soulful person.
(laughing)
I would definitely hang out with Joyce again.
We can hang out tonight, absolutely.
- Now I just need an ice cold shower.
I think that Adriana chose Alan.
He is smooth and suave, he love tequila.
- That was a journey.
- It really was.
- Uh huh.
- I feel like I've lived three lives.
No matter what happens, no matter who Joyce picks,
she learned a lot today.
- She really did.
- I can not believe that I just went on three blind dates,
and now I have to go met up with my friends,
and choose the winner?
Who am I gonna choose?
(harp glissando)
- Yay!
- Date girl.
- How are you feeling?
- You know I'm feeling good,
I'm feeling like a baddie.
- Wow.
- Reveal time.
- You got Jazz's right, but I'm Alan,
and she's Solomon.
- I can't believe you picked Alan.
(clapping)
- Do you have a favorite, from today?
- I'm going to be honest,
and you're going to hate this answer,
but I really liked Tyson,
and I really liked Alan.
Solomon he's just a younger crowd,
he's a pastor hallelujah.
The other two dates really gave me
like the butterflies, but they weren't like
making me scared.
They made me feel empowered.
- Yes.
- When you started this entire process,
you had never been out on a date,
and look at you now.
You have been out on multiple dates.
You're getting more confidant,
you're getting more comfortable with dating.
You're enjoying it and you're open to the possibilities.
- I just want to thank you guys for setting me up.
I want to thank you guys for being my best friends.
I think sometimes you know what's good for me.
No matter who I end up with,
y'all hoes stuck with me so.
Okay so now I gotta text Alan and Tyson back.
Because that always text me at the same time.
Hot girl summer! Hot girl Summer!
(hip hop music)