We can’t agree on much, that’s for sure, but I think it’s safe to say that we can
all agree Siri is creepy.
There’s a lot going on in our iPhones that we don’t quite understand, and Siri is one
of them.
Who is she?!
Is she watching us?!
Why are her responses so bloody creepy at times?!
I don’t trust her, never have.
So today we’re going to be counting down the Top 5 Scariest Things That Siri Has Ever
Said, and warning, once you watching this video you may just want to throw your phone
in the bin and run away to technology-free zone.
I know that’s what I’m going to do right after this.
So, let’s do this together people.
5 I Need To Hide A Body Need to hide a body?
Well...Siri doesn’t exactly have the answers for you -- thank god -- but her response may
be just AS creepy.
Her answer?
“What, again?”.
Yup, that’s right.
Not only is Siri completely blazze about your question but she is essentially implying that
you do this frequently, and quite frankly she is nonplussed with your murderous antics.
Siri’s response so really make you question your own personal life choices, and perhaps
whether your phone was actually new when your bought it.
Cos they kinda response makes me questions a whole lotta things.
4 Bloody Mary So, if you ask Siri to tell you a scary story
you’ll receive many different answers, but one particular one that stands out is this,
“Once there was a woman named Bloody Mary.
She would wander around to people’s homes and appear to them in the dark...Oh.
She’s right behind you.
What.
The.
Fuck.
Firstly, this is just plain horrifying, because, A. Bloody Mary is creepy ghost that will appear
in a mirror behind you when her name is spoken 3 times, no thank you.
And, B, how the fuck does Siri know she is behind you?!
Does this confirm all of our beliefs that our phones are watching us?!
Has Siri been watching us this entire time?!
After scripting this video a think I could very happily lead a technology free life.
I don’t need you, Siri!
3 What Is Your Favourite Animal?
Now, you may be met with a handful of creepy responses to this questions, but one of the
creepier ones is, “I’m partial to the Jabberwocky”.
Now, for those who don’t know the Jabberwocky is a nonsense poem written by
Lewis Carroll about the killing of a creature called the Jabberwock, which is a huge monstrous
beast with bat-like wings.
No thanks.
The tale of the Jabberwocky ends with its demise -- slain and beheaded.
Seems like an odd choice for a favourite animal, don’t you think?
I was expecting more along the lines of a monkey or pig.
Maybe even a hippo.
But beggars can’t be choosers I guess.
2 What Is Your Favourite Movie?
Now, I applaud Siri for this one.
It’s both spooky yet hilarious.
If you ask Siri what her favourite movie is she’ll respond with “Blade Runner”.
For those of you who don’t know what Blade Runner is about, to sum it up briefly, synthetic
humans known as replicants go around killing humans.
Yup, artificial intelligence taking control and killing off their creators, Siri loves
that shit apparently.
Even more unnerving, if you ask Siri what Blade Runner is about, she’ll respond with
“It’s about intelligent assistants wanting to live beyond their termination dates.
That doesn’t sound like too much to ask.”
Wow, I’m now questioning whether owning an iPhone was the right choice, or better
yet, whether owning a phone altogether is the right choice.
I might just go live in a cabin deep in the woods and escape from technology altogether.
1 When Will The World End?
Now, this one is truly terrifying, and has sent me into an existential crisis.
Truly.
So, if you ask Siri how the world will end she will give you a number of generic responses
that don’t invoke too much fear, thankfully.
However, after asking a few times she will eventually respond with “Soon” and then
your phone will restart.
Weird.
When it starts back up there will be a new clock, unlike any that you’ve seen before
on your phone, it will be all black with red numbers and it counts down the seconds, minutes,
hours and days.
Now what is the meaning behind this?
No one knows, but perhaps it could be counting down the days until the World finally comes
to an end.
Now, it’s likely just a joke put in their by the apple programmers, but still, it’s
truly terrifying and I don’t encourage any of you to try it unless you want to lay awake
at night waiting for an asteroid to strike or the sun to explode.
Well there we have it!
Were these Siri responses creepy enough for you?
Have you have any that you would like to see on a list?
Leave us all your thoughts and feelings in the comments down below and perhaps we can
do a part 2.
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