- I'm Mallory, (logo whooshes and squeaks)
and I can blow bubbles with my tongue.
(laughs)
- I can wiggle my rip.
- I can fold my tongue back.
- I have remarkably stretchy skin.
- I can make like, fart noises with my ear.
- I have a rare-earth magnet implanted in my finger
so that I can feel electromagnetic fields.
- I can chug things very fast.
- You can actually hear it when I do it.
- Because it's a magnet I can also
pick up things with my finger.
- I usually do this with not water.
(quick, comical music)
- It moves in and out,
like it's not connected to the rest of my rib cage.
- Usually I could do more.
- They're not like really good fart noises,
they're more like, uh, little squeaky ones.
- Three, two, one.
(swallows loudly)
(ear squeaks)
- I don't know how I do it, I just do.
(ear squeaks)
- [Mallory] Oh, gross.
(logo whooshes) (logo squeaks)