All right, here we go.
Shout - 43 seconds.
Hang on. That's the record for the longest shout? 43 seconds?
I could shout for longer than 43 seconds right now.
Editor Becky, just speed it up.
(SPEED UP SCREAMING)
46 seconds. Unlucky Borussia Dortmund!
Where's my World Record certificate?
Oh, my God.
Someone peed non-stop for 8.5 minutes?
What!
I mean, it must have been dribbling.
They must have had some serious dribble control.
just, like, really trickling it out.
That's pretty wild that the longest dead hang position is just 16 minutes.
I guess that just shows how difficult it must be.
Is it literally just hangin'?
I could do that right now.
No,
No, I can't.
Okay, that's fine.
Cool.
No problem.
Right, now, this one's pretty incredible.
Someone managed to hold their breath for 24 minutes and they were under
water the whole time.
Like, that is incredibly impressive.
24 minutes!
And then an actor from the Philippines was able to not blink for
1 hour, 17 [minutes].
That is disgusting.
That is horrible.
That would- Oh, god!
Oh, my god. I found the original video.
Look, he went head-to-head with another actor.
This is horrible!
Awh, look how uncomfortable he is!
Argh!
Wow, this one's pretty insane.
"Without a heartbeat"
One hour, 36 minutes.
So, they- They had to have two defibrillators on them
but, they were brought back to life after an hour and a half of having no pulse.
God, that's crazy, isn't it?
That is so scary!
Two hour duration on smiling.
"How long can you smile for?
"Let us know in the comments."
Alright, I'll- I'll smile like this for the rest of the video.
We'll see how we get on.
Applause - two hours.
I could do that one.
That would be fine.
(HAPPILY) "Cardiac Arrest"
"After developing sever hy-"
My smile made me say that way too happily.
Oh, God.
Let's stop smiling.
"After developing severe hypothermia in the Spanish Pyrenees,"
they had a six hour long cardiac arrest.
Oh, that's horrible.
Woah. Someone did an eight hour long abdominal plank.
That is crazy.
Let's see how long I can do one for. (FAR FROM MICROPHONE) You can't even see me, but, I'm doing it!
Eight hours?!
It hurt after, like, four seconds.
"Immediately after, he also did several push-ups"
Ah... Give it a rest, man.
Alright, why? Why? You know?
"Balancing on a chair on a tightrope"
for eight hours?!
What?!
P-Pleasuring yourself for 10 hours...?
"Sounds uncomfortable..."
Yeah...
Someone managed to juggle three balls for 12 hours.
I mean, that is really, really impressive.
Flight -
"The journey from Singapore to Newark is over 9,500 miles"
and, it takes eighteen hours.
They can do an 18 hour journey without stopping?
Where even is Newark?
Is it in America?
It's in the UK.
It's 38 minutes up the road!
No way is there a direct flight from Singapore to Newark!
Nah! That must be a different Newark.
Okay, that makes more sense.
It's a Newark in New Jersey, USA.
I was gonna say, you know not having people flying straight
from Singapore to come to this small town centre, are ya?
Alright, someone was motionless for 1.4 days.
That is crazy.
Someone played Minecraft for 1.5 days.
I could do that one.
Let's set it up!
Do I get a Guinness World Record for that?
Let's do it, now!
Ah! Kissing 2.4 days non-stop.
(DISGUSTED)
Your mouth would get so dry and achey.
Come on...
Three day duration travelling to the moon.
I'll do that one as well because I feel like it's
just all set up for you,
like, the people on the ground
do all the computer stuff.
You just sit there.
That's right, isn't it?
Get me to the moon!
Let's go for it.
Running - 3.3 days without stopping.
Dean!
Take it easy.
Look at that!
He ran across Northern California.
A bit warm as well, Deany,
are you alright?
3.6 day duration for the longest FaceTime.
Yeah, I could do that one as well!
And then someone cooked for 3.6 days non-stop as well.
They made 250 sandwiches.
If you've got three days,
surely you could make slightly more than 250 sandwiches.
Come on. Pull your finger out of it!
Watching TV - 3.9 day duration.
I'll watch TV for 3.9 days non-stop!
Do I have a toilet there?
Does someone bring me food?
Let's do that one now!
I'll do it on the way to the moon!
This one's a bit mental.
So, someone played video games with five days without stopping,
but the game they played was Just Dance.
Why not just play Tetris or something?
You've made things so much harder for yourself there.
Bowling - 3.6 day duration.
It would be interesting to see, like,
if you started off crap at bowling after playing at five days non-stop,
would you be amazing a bowling or would you just be terrible?
That'll be interesting to know.
We also had someone sleeping for eight days non-stop.
That is crazy.
And then someone was awake for 11 days and that record
hasn't been broken since 1964,
Neither sound particularly healthy.
Don't try that one.
"Kevin 'Catfish' McCarthy set this absurd record"
He showered for fourteen days non-stop.
I need to see a picture of that.
Not because I want to see a naked man in the shower, alright!
I just want to know how wrinkly he got.
Well, I've been looking for a while.
This is the only picture that we've really got.
It's just him eating something in his shower.
Well, I hope you had fun, Kevin.
Did he have a chair? Did he have a bed?
That's the real difference.
Longest YouTube video - 23 days.
I think that one's literally unbeatable because YouTube, like, stopped
you being able to upload videos that long, so, that one is still out there.
Awh. Constipation for 1.5 months non-stop.
That would be unpleasant.
Falling in love - 2.9 months.
"39% of men say 'I love you' within a month,
but only 23% of women do." Interesting.
I have no idea what to take from that.
Three month duration between twins being born?
How does that work?!
Obviously there must have been some kind of problem,
but, that is amazing that they managed to pull that off.
"One twin was born January 1st and the other was born on the 30th of March."
We also had a four month long jury decision.
Which that'll have been a very stressful four months for everybody involved.
And Lil Nas X holds the record for the longest number one in the Billboard charts.
4.4 months.
(SINGING "LIL NAS X - OLD TOWN ROAD")
Longest duration of carrying a baby was one year for a human.
That must have been one large baby when it popped out.
Can I see a picture, please?
Of the- Of the baby, alright?
Not of him popping out.
Oh, my God. The record has since been beaten
by this little fella with his cool haircut.
Congratulations to him and his family I guess.
So, someone didn't eat for one year.
Don't do that.
Someone was lost at sea for 1.1 year and they survived
mainly on a diet of raw fish, turtles and birds.
What a surprise?
It's not gonna be pasta, is it?
Then we've got Valery Polyakov
for currently holding the record of being in space for over 1.2 years!
That is a long time in space.
That is crazy.
It would really mess with ya. That one, wouldn't it?
Michael took 20 years to write a book.
Come on, Michael, make an effort!
Oh, my God,
someone was in a coma for 37 years.
That is crazy!
And they woke back up in 1978.
It would feel like you time-travelled - that would be so mental.
Okay, all that comes up when you search it just a film called Coma that
came out in 1978.
That's really annoying that.
Alright, apparently, someone from Cameroon ruled the country for 45 years.
That could only be a bad thing, right?
I'll tell you what. He doesn't look much like his cartoon.
Wow. This one's really sad.
Someone was released from prison after finding out they didn't actually do anything wrong
46 years after they were convicted.
Oh, God.
That's so sad.
Awh... Why is Amou not bathing for 60 years?!
Amou, come on.
"Amou believes cleanliness brings sickness"
Mmm...
I'm not sure, Amou.
Hang on. There's a 60 year duration between Bambi and Bambi 2?
Since when was there a Bambi 2?
Oh, my God.
"Bambi 2: The great prince of the forest"
It got a 6.1 out of 10.
Not bad.
Someone didn't cut their nails for 66 years.
Oh, God. That takes a lot of keeping up with.
The longest marriage duration was 86 years.
You'd have to get married young for that one, wouldn't ya?
Getting a degree - 89 years.
The oldest person a degree [...] - that's pretty epic.
500 year duration without rain?
"This happened in the Atacama desert, Chile.
It is the driest place on Earth."
That's a big jump from 89 years.
500 years is insane to think about.
2.7 billion years?!
That's an even biggest jump!
"Existence of Cyanobacteria."
"Humans have only been around for about 200,000 years."
Whereas this bacteria has been around for two billion.
And then, lastly,
13.7 billion years is roughly how long the
universe has been kicking about for.
Well, there we are. Very interesting.
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