Welcome to the microwave show! What you're about to see shouldn't be attempted at home, so yeah! Thanks, thanks for doing that!
Yeah, keep it in your pants!
Hello, and welcome to "Is it a Good Idea to Microwave This?" I'm your host, Jory Caron.
And I'm your sidekick, Riley McIlwain. Hey, Jory, aren't you a New Hampshire citizen?
Indeed, I am!
Well, then how do you get around in Massachusetts?
I just, you know... (makes car sound)
Well, I have this, you know, extra license plate. I mean...
Are you saying that, if we microwave 'em together, I could fuse 'em together and make one super state, New Massachushire?
No...
Can I microwave 'em still?
Oh, of course!
Cool, thanks!
*theme song plays*
Jory: It smells like victory!
Jory: All hands to the deck!
Jory: Nobody likes roasted nuts!
Jory: Let's get outta here!
Jory: Ventilation is key!
Jon: What're you doing?! Put that out!
Jory: Stopping, stopping!
Jory: The masks- they do nothing!
Riley: The tin foil shield- it actually works!
Jon: Does it still work?
Jory: You're dumb!
Jory and Riley: 2.6!
Jory: Is it a good idea to microwave this?
Let's find out! Here at the Jory Caron Laboratory, safety is one of the things that this door kinda was supposed to represent, but now, it's just a, like, failed system of that!
So, Thanksgiving- you guys are all probably traveling. In honor of that? License plates! This one was donated by Baron102786. And that one was donated by our very own cameraman!
Jon: Hey, hey!
That was the cameraman! Okay, let's go and microwave these things!
*cars honking*
We also have this fan, to circulate the air, and it seems to definitely be the longest-running microwave for this season, the Panasonic. Her name is Penny.
Penny Lane? Lanes, cars? Okay...
Jon: Really lame joke!
Jory: Yeah... Put that in. Yeah, there we go! We wanna have it lay on top. There we go! We have to fuse 'em together! I wonder how long it should go in there for?
I-95! Let's just say "I" is 1!
Jon: Whoa! Alright, alright! Ooh!
Jon: Yeah, license plates! (singing) "We've got a license to spark!"
Jory: Ooh! We should do traveling songs! Or games! I spy with my little eye a license plate!
Jon: I spy with my little eye a total douchebag! Oh, there he is!
Jory: That's me?
Jon: Yeah!
Jory: How 'bout this? (singing) The wheels on the bus say, "Shut the [beep] up!"
Jory: How 'bout..? "This is a song that never... Shut the [beep] up, Jon!"
Jory: (singing) Jon, Jon, bo-shut-the-[beep]-up! Banana-fana-seriously-shut-the-[beep]-up! Me-my-shut-the-[beep]-up, Jon!
Riley: (laughs)
Jon: Hey, guys, what's your favorite Thanksgiving food?
Jory: Turkey.
Riley: I don't know. Corn?
Jory and Jon: Corn?!
Riley: No, I'm kidding! I always loved mashed potatoes. I like the whole thing in general.
Jory: Cranberry sauce?
Riley: No, I don't like cranberry sauce. I'm a big fan of the meats.
Jory: Yeah, you have turkey, and then, you put some...
Jon: (laughs) "Big fan of the meat"?!
Jory: At my house, we usually have this, like, pork stuffing. It's really good, yeah.
Riley: Stuffing's always been one of my favorites.
Jon: Stuffing and meat, huh, Riley?
Jory: (laughs) You also like the fudge, don't you?
Jon: Thanksgiving- a time for [beep]ing!
Jory: Oh, it's done! It's done!
Riley: (in mock horror) Oh, no! Look at all that... Nothing!
Riley: Where'd the other one go?
Jory: I don't know.
Riley: I'm kidding- it's right under there.
Jon: My God! Where's the rest of the car?!
Riley: The sticker melted a little bit.
Jon: '07?! Wow! Two years ago... I could put that back on my car if I wanted to!
Riley: You legit could!
Jory: Yeah! I mean, there's a little bit of... It almost looks like spot-welding.
Jon: Have a happy Thanksgiving!
Riley: Yup, happy Thanksgiving from all of us here at Ideo Productions! All three of us!
Jory: (referring to license plate) Bad idea!
Good idea! That's about it for this episode of "Is it a Good Idea to Microwave This?" I'm your host, Jory Caron, and I'm thankful for YOU!
*end credits play*
Jory: ...Microwave 'em together, we can fuse 'em together and make one super-state? Newma, newma... Newma-newma-yay? (singing) Newma-newma-yay! Newma-newma-yay!
Jory and Riley: No, no, no, no!
You just stay right here! YOU stay right here!
Jory: (whispering) I'm thankful for you!
Jory and Riley: (whispering) Thank you!
Jon: Thanks, guys!
No! THEM!
Jon: You're not talkin' to ME?!
Nope!
Jon: Oh, alright...
You should say "thank you"! Turn around and say "thank you"!
Jon: 'Bye! Thanks!
No, you have to show the emotion on your face!
Jon: Oh! HEY!
Jory: Aaugh! I'm thankful he's BEHIND the camera, that's for sure!
Riley: Yeah, who IS he?!
Jory: Ew! This is weird!
Riley: I don't like him!