Have you ever seen a musical in the west end? Yeah yeah.
Whi-which one did you see? Oh I've seen lots, uh, Wicked. Wicked? Yeah that's a good one. What makes me laugh though, Is.. that when you go and see your
Musical some guy will just start belting out a song
(Start belting out a song)
apparently, it's not unusual,
In fact the bands will start to play along, and then the music swells up
and the lights will chaaaaange
This is a musical, and we're doing a dance.
Thank god it's not Chicago or we'll pee in our pants
This is a musical
We're the talk of the town
Our choreographer has made us bob up and down
This is a musi-cal
featuring
Ant
and
Dec
Oh boys
When you're starring in a musical
It's important that you can sing
Woah oo woah oo woah
But guys that ain't the only thing
No, no
You've got to dress up riiight
For the open niiight
With a costume you'll feel like a kiiiiing
Looking good
This is a musical
And we're wearing our hats
Because this is a musical we don't look like crap
This is a musical
featuring
Ant
and
Dec
Now audience
Double claps
Come on!
Oh look, even Simon Howell is doing it
Oh god. Boys, OH NO!
Oh god put your arms around me
I think we're about to be part of a corus line up
(Let's) go that way
This is a musical
and we're changing the key
I don't know why we did that
Now it's too hard for me
We do whatever
our director tells us
We're all grinning like idiots
We're doing jazz hands
This is a musi-cal
featuring
Ant
and
Dec
Yeeeeeeaaaaahhhh
Why are people so excited about that talking dog on Britain's got talent?
Amanda Hoden's been on it for years
(Beeeeeep)
Savage
It was really fun meeting Ant and Dec backstage.
But I'm never quite sure which one's supposed to be the funny one.
(Ant and dec laughing)
Oh, he's killing us all
Alicia?
At least you're laughing
At least you're not dancing...
Who reminds me a lot of my dad.
He's a cross dresser
He gets especially cross when he can't find his socks
I was really worried for David Walliams when he swam in the river thames for charity?
Because more like garbage going in his mouth.
But since I've been watching BGT
I'm relieved it's all coming out again
Well, I'm at that age now all my friends are getting married and married people forget
How horrible it is being single they love to call me and complain about their coupling problems?
I would get you are so lucky being single
I get home my wife just starts nagging nag nag nag up like I have to nag myself
I get home I'm like what time do I call this?
Why don't I ever do the dishes?
Sometimes I think I don't appreciate myself I
Haven't always been a comedian. I did some weird jobs. I used to clean houses, and I'll admit. I was tempted to steal,
I didn't steal cuz the bible says thou shalt not steal, but nowhere does it say thou shalt not swap
I took a stereo, left a walkman.
Took a plasma screen, left an etch-a-sketch
As I mentioned, I am from Africa. I moved here ten years ago, and immediately I moved here
I heard a lot of British people talking about the financial crisis
The Recession - I'm from Africa. What are you maniacs talking about?
You call that a crisis if that's the crisis. Where's unisef
Where is Barno?
I've not seen a "Save the UK" concert
You can tell me it's a financial crisis when there are planes flying over Birmingham tossing fish and chips out the window
it will be a
Financial crisis when they're ads on television
Seeing this chap has to walk five miles a day
to get a bottle of WKD blue
And 100% you have got a financial crisis when India start opening call centers here
Can you imagine some pro guide Mumbai calls us back and ends up talking to a brummie?
Thank you so much
We like him a lot! Yeah he's great!
(Boom!)
What's your name? My name is Betty balloon, so what's the dream? I'd like to show everybody that there's more for life than just
one Balloon dog in all the prejudices
I think you're right to counter that. I think so yes
So here we are in Betty Balloon world here. We are maybe there could be
This little little dinosaur. talk amongst yourselves there while she makes a dinosoar
Really nice amazing
Ah, Mr.Bond. I've been Expecting you.
Williams will clear Up [later] Prince William and Kate, Middleton
And for the final do you think we can guess what this [is] if it's a blow up time and I want it I?
was
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like a funny dress
nicely
Thank you very racist uh jeez New York next [month] animal Gang well Chris. [it's] all stock to drop
That's one of the day this after all ma will stray on. Yes. That's it, okay
Good luck all yours. I forgot. Good luck
so
Hello, what's your name? My name is Matt Edwards, hi, Matt hello
Where're you from based on that, I'm from [Osaka]
Suffolk great, how old are you? I'm 34 30 [20] have a J-job
Why?
Do I look young?
Yeah, I I'm a magician is why I do for my day long not late so tell us something about you that makes you different
From other magicians that we may have seen on show
I
Think what makes me different from other magicians is the type of magic. I perform isn't necessarily the sleight of hand it's a little bit
crazy a little bit variety I would say
Mmm like the sound of that all right well we look forward to your act. Good luck so do it now. Yes
It's lovely to meet you all my name [is] Matt. What's my name Brilliant half enough now?
I've only got like a minute to show you what I can do so ladies and gentlemen I'd like to perform a trick
But before I do my trick, I'm going to propose a toast
[I] want to say cheers to everybody so when I say cheers everybody [in] the audience shout
Perfect amazing now because I've only got a minute
I'm going to give this a big [build-up] in the hope that everyone claps really loudly [and] [then] all the ladies take off their bras
And throw them in my face
[distractor] look at it. Ear Alicia
ladies and gentlemen Senor Si Senor Spm [oneiros] elaborate another
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Sadly Evans a magic
others
couple of the show, but I have so
I'm fine. I'm fine
oh
bro
Maybe get up and everybody says
Thank you. Thanks. [I] think so there David
Brilliant way to present a Magic trick
good I
Love when people push jokes as far as they [possibly] can go until they almost break
It was very funny very entertaining. It was brilliant. Well done. Thank you, Amanda. Yeah
Silly how tommy cooper used to do you know you're so distracted by you clowning and messing about that
We're not paying [attention] to what you're actually doing so therefore. It's even more magical. I really love you
I think is charming. I think you're funny, and you're kind of old school with [a] twist. Which is absolutely perfect for Britain's got talent
Welcome
I gotta be honest with you matthew. You know when you start with that voice. I thought it's going to be really annoying
But actually you are brilliant. I mean really really funny
And how do you [thirty-four] is thankful okay? I'm surprised you haven't had a break get matthew because you're really likable and not
You've just got something about you your energy. [this] is what we look [for] on these shows people who've got star quality
I've just got bidding about you
Don't take a boat baby on another horse. I'm going to show you the home
I wasn't expected now. We're laughing so much. I thought [I] was going to be be
Really funny who was it 30?
[lovely] after next time a new senate we studied four years old and for some reason he hasn't been given the break yeah now and
So we just wanted to be
Really good really good really good. Love it. Yes, that's a good one. Yeah
[I] gotta tell you that they were absolutely on the money. This is what it's all about dreams come true good for you
He's good, but I love it out
We loved it humph honestly that was just well. I haven't seen any doing a routine [lineup] for year
Please bro, you got
Something is it so much that I'm ready to show the way. Thank you so much for the opportunity of working
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