Crowley:You're right. I am a monster.
And I've done bad.
I've done things you can't even imagine
horrible, evil, messy things.
And I've loved... every... damn... minute.
Crowley: So thank you Sam, for reminding me, who I really am.
When the Devil is too busy
And death's a bit too much
They call on me by name, you see
For my special touch
To the gentlemen, I'm Miss Fortune
To the ladies, I'm Sir Prize Crowley: What are we drinking?
But call me by any name Jody: Rodrick? Crowley: Wow.
Anyway, it's all the same Crowley: Jody, words can not begin to describe the injustice that picture does to you.
I'm the fly in your soup
I'm the pebble in your shoe
I'm the pea beneath your bed
I'm a bump on every head
I'm the peel on which you slip
I'm a pin in every hip
I'm the thorn in your side Makes you wriggle and writhe
And it's so easy when you're evil
This is the life, you see The Devil tips his hat to me
I do it all because I'm evil
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
While there's children to make sad
While there's candy to be had
While there's pockets left to pick
While there's grannies left to trip down the stairs
I'll be there, I'll be waiting round the corner Crowley: Wow, that was dramatic.
It's a game, I'm glad I'm in it 'Cause there's one born every minute
And it's so easy when you're evil
This is the life, you see The Devil tips his hat to me
I do it all because I'm evil
And I do it all for free Crowley: You got five seconds to tell me where it is.
Crowley: After that... *Babies crying*
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need Crowley: I'll flay them in front of you, and toss their spines on your lap.
I pledge my allegiance, to all things dark
I pledge my allegiance, to all things dark Crowley: Hello.
I pledge my allegiance, to all things dark
And I promise on my damned soul
And I promise on my damned soul Crowley: Want some candy little girl?
To do as I am told,
Lord Beelzebub Has never seen a soldier quite like me
Not only does his job, but does it happily
I'm the fear that keeps you awake
I'm the shadows on the wall
I'm the monsters they becomeu
I'm the nightmare in your skull
I'm a dagger in your back
An extra turn on the rack
I'm the quivering of your heart A stabbing pain, a sudden start
And it's so easy when you're evil
This is the life, you see The Devil tips his hat to me
I do it all because I'm evil
And I do it all for free Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
It gets so lonely being evil
What I'd do to see a smile
Even for a little while
And no one loves you when you're evil
I'm lying through my teeth! Your tears are all the company I need