mobile horror games are the pinnacle of comedy something so utterly unscary and
bad it begins to feel like a chore playing them
the reasons for this can range in multiple ways and the cliche
monsters like the spooky clown or the white girl with long black hair
the horrible layouts of the maps or just the downright poorly designed ai
whatever your reason is i think it's safe to say that if you are over the age of 9
you won't get scared by 90 of the mobile horror games out there
or unless you're a youtuber that tends to fake his reactions when he sees the spooky monster
oh my goodness however all games must be equal until you can confidently justify them as bad
horror games and today that is what i'm going to be trying to do so buckle up boys because we're
about to play a bunch of mobile horror games the first game we're going to be playing is the virus
x and let's be honest you know it's a good game when it has 22 reviews it appears that there is
actually some constant updates fixing and tweaking the game and according to the description it is
the best horror game in the world hmm let's see if that statement is true and play oh oh noes guys
there's an age barrier 17 plus oh god guys this game is rated m for mature guys
well i have to see what's in the game if it's truly that gory and inappropriate
guys if you are under 17 do not watch this game guy guys this
one rated m for mature yeah hear me out if i'm biased in this one but i don't
think this is exactly the best four game out there the gameplay feels really weird
and the monster looks even weirder even on a difficulty like hard the game is pretty easy
even more easier if you click on this ad that allows you to see the monster for 7 minutes
speaking of ads since the game is free expect to often get an ad at any random time not gonna lie
guys this theme this game is pretty spooky see the gig of chad's only play the extreme mode
so let's play it oh for god's sake but hey how is the gameplay like well let's hop into a game and
see what we can do and oh my god look at these hd gaming graphics the monster in this game is
this guy he chases you around the map at extremely slow rates even on normal or hard you can actually
customize the character making him wear hats capes and masks to make him even look more goofy than
he actually is the game itself is basically collecting a chain of items and objectives
you have to complete in order to escape the house now in my professional 44 opinion i feel like this
game is a joke or a parody of some kind please hear me out if you manage to open the super secret
wall here you can reveal santa claus beating a punching bag with undead deer inside santa himself
has a literal bomb strapped around him and if you release him he blows up mr chapman over here
there's also some other strange characters here as well like this doctor explaining how
he really needs to poop in this girl that runs like that oh and i guess this 17 plus thing was
actually accurate because some dead corpses just need to have some clothes on please put this on
thank you now this game is ready for everyone i can't imagine when the team if there's even
a team at all went into the office room and showed this to their boss and the boss went
yup that's a good horror game right there this is gonna appeal everyone so it's very clear that this
game is most likely some sort of joke in some way but let's be honest it's not really a funny one
i can confidently justify this as a bad poopy fart horror game the next game we're going to
be playing is mission escape horror and believe me on this one when i say that this is the worst
game that i think will be included in this video here's why for one remember how the virus x has
22 reviews this one has three so you know it's going to be a real high quality and very spooky
video game is it spooky no it really isn't the game is extremely wide open and the monster has
no horror to her at all there are four levels in the game first you need to find a torch but
where is the torch this place is so vast that it would take ages for me to find the said torch and
the layout of the map is just really bad when you spawn in the monster is actually right next door
so i almost found her immediately but she seems to be blind because if i'm far away enough she can't
see me from the back or the front if she does she moves painstakingly slow and has a really janky
animation when running at you not to mention i can go to the edge of the world and fall off it i
don't really like to judge a game by its graphics because that's not really what you should do
but i mean like what is this this looks genuinely awful and it doesn't help that all these rooms
are just completely featureless so there's no landmarks or anything that you can use to navigate
unless if you include this radar which actually shows the monsters but that actually ruins the
horror it had because now you know where she is all the time if i'm gonna be honest right now this
is probably the most terrible horror game ever i can't think of anything worse than this virus
x had a little bit of complexity to it even if it was bad but this is just straight up just bad
there's nothing more to be said i don't even want to complete the game i eventually found the torch
after like five minutes of looking but honestly i don't even want to play this game anymore there's
most likely just nothing to it with graphics this genuinely awful and the ai being completely brain
dead there's simply just no reason to play this game outside of recording it for footage
the next game up on the list is the spooky it clown horror game made by the same person
that made virus x and the description reads the best horror game on mobile hmm
however i do have hope for this game has a lot of good reviews with 1.9k ratings
all of which sums up to a 4.4 who knows maybe it is the best horror mobile
yeah no the game takes place in the spooky house with the spooky pennywise man
you are bill and you return 27 years later to shoot him in the face with a gun
i didn't sign up for this [ __ ] it's a lot like virus x where you have to
collect items that eventually get you out of here and oh my god look at that
barbie doll model these items could be acquired via looking around in drawers
on tables or even people yeah there's a lot of people that you have to save in this game like
this cop for instance and this old guy that gives you passcode the game is getting some constant
updates but that doesn't matter to me since i'm always getting an ad like every two seconds
what the hell are you doing france if the clown spots you then you have to go under
a bed because he will relentlessly follow you even on easy mode to which he suddenly
forgets you there however i think i gave him a hard time knowing where i was in this clip
but even once you've completed everything bill being the giga chad that he is doesn't go out of
the house but into the basement because he's smart which reveals an entire prison room with a cult
happening in one cell you have to blow up this place and then escape killing the clown for good
but didn't we already kill the clown you know with the gun i guess not might as well blow up everyone
else in there overall this game is alright i guess but i don't really want to review this guy's games
anymore because clearly this guy makes the best horror games out there so let's just move on
the next game we're going to be playing up on the list is toby the killer clown
which features difficult puzzles tense atmosphere and of course toby toby is a very
interesting choice of design see most games will make the clown spooky or
unhuman in some sort of way this guy just looks like a normal person that put paint all over him
but don't be deceived because toby the killer clown is famous for his violence
as you can see here you need to stay safe and find ways of getting rid of him and you can tell
he's dangerous because he goes to her friends and kills them while hard beat plays in the background
i feel like it's an appropriate time to just say how janky the game is
simple mechanics like opening a door is very weird and fiddly because not only do they open
the opposite way of where you want them to go but the doors also have collisions so you
will be pushed away by it if you're in the wrong place toby walks at you really slowly
and combined with this really goofy appearance and walking animation
this guy is not really a threat in any way but that's simply because it's level one
in level two you spawn pretty much right next to him and because he moved slightly faster
it was kind of a pain to get by because i needed to go in there
now before we start trolling odors in today's and just to kick me on the ground even more
every time i die i get a 30 second unskippable ad every time you do anything bad or good it is just
ad after ad after ad i've tried everything i've turned off the wi-fi but toby really just wants
to see me watch a roblox youtuber that i don't care about also remember how i said that the doors
have collisions on you toby doesn't oh dang bro he really clipped through the door though you're so
gucci oh my god toby gets even more janky as time goes on in level three toby walks as if he had 900
look toby you're not scary alright walking like that doesn't make you look scary in any way
come to think about it i can see why this game has no ratings at all
no one has seen this game well time to give it its first review
so that's it for toby the killer clown there's not really a lot of things to back this up
from its graphics to the really janky animations there's not a lot of reasons to get this game
so let's just move on and that's it if you would like to see more of this
i will happily make a sequel but for now that is all going to be playing today
mainly because i'm tired of playing these games alright boys well see ya