- I'll be honest,
I went into this self-deprecating thinking I was going to
kick ass and I was dead wrong.
- Hi, I'm Seth Rogan.
- And I'm Nick Offerman.
- Today we will be playing a game of portrait mode.
- We will be given 10 minutes to draw portraits of
each other even while we answer your burning questions about
Pam and Tommy.
(upbeat music)
- It's going to be a situation of just who's the slightly
less worse drawer. Who judges?
- Are you left handed?
- I am left-handed. Are you left-handed?
- No.
- What is it? I don't know what that means.
- It's like we're seeing something we're not supposed to be
seeing.
If this thing ever got out...
- I used to dress like that because I went to high school in
the nineties and it was disturbing at times.
Like, the clothes that seem to have come back because
I would get dressed in my trailer and I think I look like a
(beep) idiot and then I would go to set
and there would be like these like 23 year old PA's who
would see me and they'd be like, you look (beep) cool.
Which made me think that the nineties fashion has come back
and clothes that I considered to be incredibly stupid
are considered to be incredibly fashionable by young people
today.
Which reminds me things my mom would say when I was younger
about seventies clothes.
So, that's where we are.
But, I wore Chuck Norris brand jeans in one scene and they
had extra stretchy crotches so you could kick better.
- Yeah, that's called a flex guzzle.
If I could direct anything in my real life,
I would go to Austin, Texas,
and go to a place called Franklin barbecue and direct about
a half a pound of their smoked brisket straight into my pie
hole.
- Jon Favreau did that in the movie called Chef.
- That was a great movie.
- It is a great movie.
- Experiencing some nostril blues, right?
- Yeah.
- It went great for a second.
- If I could steal anything from Nick,
if I had to steal something from Nick,
I don't know, probably like a chair or something.
Some nice chair he made. I assume, I like chairs,
I assume he's got some beauties laying around that workshop
of his.
- Theft is...
- Wrong.
- Considered a sin, almost every moral code.
But if forced to steal something from Seth,
I would sincerely steal about one 10th of his thunder.
(Seth laughing)
He's a very mellow person, but meanwhile,
he's just a machine he's getting so much work done.
I'm always astonished.
- I'm actually pretty happy with this.
I don't know if it looks like you necessarily,
but it looks like someone.
Oh, I know.
I can speak for myself when I say I did almost no research
as to what Rand Gauthier actually was like behaviorally.
So I was just trying to, personally,
to kind of create a character that I thought would be
good for the show.
I know his actions were well-researched so, but yeah.
Did you do a lot of character work with Uncle Miltie?
- No, I mean, when the offer came in, as you do,
because it's a true story, I tried to look him up, you know.
First and foremost,
to see what he looked like and see what the headlines were
around him
and Milton Ingley did an amazing job of erasing himself.
- That tells you all you need to know.
- So, if you're out there and you're seeing this,
you did it man.
- [Seth] Good job, there is nothing out there.
- We can't find you.
- But I've played real people a few times,
and it's interesting.
The script usually, when it's good, which this one is
terrifically good,
it answers all the questions that you might have.
So, you know anything about the way my character ran his
porn empire.
- (Seth laughing)
- Those questions had been researched and answered by our
great show runners.
- It's true.
I'm pretty good, honestly.
I mean, I'm going to like,
I'm going to add some embellishment here.
- I'll be honest.
I went into this self-deprecating thinking I was going to
kick ass and that was dead wrong.
(Seth laughing)
- My favorite memory from the nineties. Wow,
that's a tough one.
It's an entire decade that spanned me being from eight
years old to 18 years old.
So, there was a lot of good, my bar mitzvah.
That was a fun one, moving to Los Angeles.
That was a great memory from the nineties.
My bar mitzvah was not great, actually, honestly,
we did square dancing at my bar mitzvah which is not,
it was not cool.
It was not particularly fun.
Nick, what's your favorite memory from the nineties?
- That's like 10, whole years.
- Yeah.
- '91, I was in a Kabuki theater show.
That's a Japanese presentational theater style.
My sensei at the University of Illinois would take
Shakespeare and Greek dramas and put them up in
this traditional Japanese like Shogun aesthetic.
And so we did Kabuki Achilles during the first Gulf War
and ended up touring Japan.
(Seth laughing)
That was the first airplane trip I took.
- Really?
- Chicago to Tokyo nonstop.
- You were one of those never been on a plane guys.
- It was just from being like a country mouse.
- Yeah.
- It was mind blowing and I drank a lot of Sake.
- What's funny is, after my bar mitzvah and moving to LA,
that was my third answer,
was Kabuki theater of Shakespeare plays.
(Nick laughing)
- One minute.
- Yeah.
- I'm handy with woodworking tools.
- Yeah, I can make a vase out of you, maybe.
I don't know if people, like, if they saw this,
they would be like, that's Nick Offerman,
but I think if I was like that's Nick Offerman,
they'd be like oh yeah.
(Seth laughing)
- [Woman] Five, four, three...
- No.
(alarm buzzes)
We did it.
(Nick laughing)
- That's fantastic.
(Seth laughing)
Mine's good, too.
Mine has like, a Van Gogh esque quality to it.
I look like I've been through something there.
- Stand by it.
- My favorite part about what I drew,
I think I really got your eyes.
I think that is the part that really brings it all together.
I think you really got my collar.
- I appreciate it.
I do too.
My favorite part about what I drew is that I got everything
in the right orientation.
- It's how a face works.
- The eyes are above the nose, above the mouth.
- You've got the structure of a head.
- Yeah. As I was going, the angle I have on your nose was
great graphic shapes.
- Yeah, yeah.
- That's when I was like, I'm going to do great.
- I got this shit.
- And then I was like, oh, but I...
- [Seth] I lost it all.
- I can't translate it to the page.
I really feel like you captured my essence.
- I did.
- That really feels like me.
I'm surprisingly effervescent.
- You are, it comes through.
- Thank you for watching.
Be sure to check out Pam and Tommy starring me
and Seth Rogan,
a little known relative of George Clooney.
- Exactly.