i don't watch other people's videos you
don't watch anyone else's videos no
what why what about we had charlie's the
other time what about charlie's
like i only watch the videos of his that
i'm in i see yeah i see him
you also heard that here first charlie's
yeah he knows that he's very aware of
that
don't look no no don't look over there
why that's my camera
oh your camera yeah
welcome to goat the show we decide who
the greatest of all time is
every single time and today we've got a
special guest his name
is my name is trevor trevor wallace
well can you you can't don't talk off
camera
i uh brought a goat because this show's
name goat
so i don't want to show up you did what
i brought a goat
you brought this for me yeah i don't
want to show up empty-handed you
you see that we already have a goat okay
um can i see it real quick yeah yeah i'm
just gonna take it
but now it's out of the front there we
go there we go
i like it i just thought it'd be fun
yeah it was fun i think we had a good
time with it it's better than showing up
with a bundt cake
so you see you make videos huh i'm
pretty popular actually you're popular
yeah
where uh well
like you know yeah let's get into the
internet what do people know you for
drinks i make videos about a lot of
drinks you make videos about drinks yeah
ain't no laws when you're drinking
clothes baby
oh my bad that's what the internet wants
that's for some people yeah some some
people would enjoy stuff like that
yeah internet videos you think you're
one of the greatest of all time in
making videos
no who would you say or some of the
greats um
probably myself you know what honestly
you didn't know that there was points
there's points
give him 36 points for that that's
beautiful for this next round we're
going to see if trevor is great enough
to boost my social media following
by posting me on a story could you take
your phone out real quick
yeah it's over here oh yeah just grab it
yeah grab it over there for my assistant
real quick
yeah just grab it real quick i don't
have an assistant
uh can you go to instagram real fast the
notifications say 100 100
is that good that is that's you know is
that normal it's a decent amount yeah
usually i have like 200 but whatever
works for you
tops out over 100 yeah if you could just
take a picture of me
and be like this is the greatest guy
i've ever met
we're best okay so i'm going to caption
it
helping broke comedians
[Laughter]
yes that sounds great yeah yeah that
sounds great did you post it
no okay i'll put on my fin stuff that's
minus 44 points
for trevor actually make it 144 points i
don't like his general vibe
the next round is our flex round we ask
our guests to flex what it is that makes
them the greatest of all time
trevor's known for doing these douchey
characters let's see if he can do them
here on the show
you're good at these characters and we
just got a list of them we're just going
to run off i want you to do your best
impression of one line of what one of
these characters would say it's
beautiful
all right a guy who has truck nuts
honey you forgot the jack lynx beef
jerky back at home
oh i got a perk this from reverse
excellent actually five thousand points
i just feel like jack links is behind
the manufacturing of truck nuts
uh next character a used boat salesman
yeah well you know it's a little pontoon
boat but hey it'll get you from a
to c because the c sailed seven c's that
was great give him 2000 more points
please
improv baby yeah that's actually really
good a backup long snapper for the tampa
bay buccaneers
sorry i had to take my teeth out to put
in the copenhagen
hey kelly got something else you can
snap on
trevor can i be honest with you yeah
that was fantastic i appreciate that
plus 1104 points for making me proud
uh a guy who only facetimes people
yo what up
is there a bathroom in your house are
you right there
for sure yeah i just wanted to see what
the underside of your chin looked like
hell yeah all right well i'm gonna use
the bathroom
okay 15 points for that one yeah that
wasn't one year a little sloppy a woman
that's going in for a raise
because she's worked twice as hard for
half as much
i know oftentimes when you play women
characters you uh you put a towel on
your head
uh we've got a towel right here if you
need i don't
i don't think you need it but if you do
need it this has got to be illegal
you want me to do what
so this is a woman asking for a raise
yeah she needs a raise to support her
family hello
i deserve a raise because men and women
should be paid the same
and it's that we are not
you have any notes you just don't think
women should get paid as men
that's crazy because for a second i
thought you guys were setting me up
and for the next round we're gonna go
into one that i call can you call drake
which is around where we figure out if
our guest can call drake so
can you call drake i don't have drake's
number okay but
close second i'm dan bilzerians first
question
why are you okay where are the bodies
hidden
uh turks and caicos did i say that right
yes it's such a rich island just to be
clear
if you want to be the greatest of all
time you do need to be able to call
drake
siri text
drake i don't see a drake in your
contacts if you want to be considered
the greatest of all time you gotta have
great taste in music so trevor we need a
perfect playlist for this event that
we're about to read off and if you are
the greatest of all time
you know the best songs i know a lot of
great songs in music
this is the perfect playlist for the
bachelor party for your frat bro who's
marrying the wrong woman
starting off strong we're going don't
stop believing don't stop
i can't sing anymore for a legal reason
for legal reasons right but it's
motivational because then they'll be
like oh yeah
we should shotgun some beers to the song
and then we're like yeah i know but
don't stop like believing that like
there's more love out there yeah maybe
start believing that you should leave
her
yeah exactly and then i'm going to go
straight to probably some early on
2015 future because that'll always make
a man want to cheat hearing that after
don't stop believing is a deadly combo
because you're stopping believing and
you're starting to achieve it yeah i
like that
yeah i did the rhyme thing i do like
that you know what a hundred thousand
points for rhyming you know what what
we're doing
maxine nightingale okay
[Music]
where we started from was him being
single at one point
yeah so you're feeling good you got the
future reference to get you hyped up and
it's like let's take it back
and then i'd finish it off with the cha
cha slide take it back now y'all
cheat on her yeah exactly yeah
leave your partner yeah exactly quit
your job
if you want to be considered the
greatest of all time you got to have
emotional depth
that's what this show's about as you've
seen so trevor
call one of your homies tell them you
love them right now here on air
yeah it seems like it's kind of
difficult for trevor
and then she's like what's up no i love
you oh you have to say i love you
here we go you know what i am going to
call
charlize let's call shirley's baby
please don't fail me it's a lot of rings
a lot of rings he's probably still
sleeping
he's doing something and it's not with
you yeah
it's 12 30 p.m so it is not early yeah
he drinks a lot so
ah who should i call
[Music]
who is that's my friend okay
hey man i love you what up i love you
bro i love you too man
let me see the hat look at that that's
me on the hat baby
come on guys that's the trevor wallace
hat that's low
this guy gave me his first job in high
school i worked at his dad's nursery
that sounds really nice and showed up
drunk and high on separate occasions
wasted would you say that trevor is uh
the greatest of all time
i would say that um firing baby jesus
but yeah trevor is
the best of all time black jesus or
white jesus though that's an important
question
all righty anyways well thank you so
much for your time if you want to be
considered the greatest of all time
you've got to be loved by all
generations i'm talking old people and
young people you know it's like cap and
crunch
everybody loved that guy so trevor we
showed one of your videos
to an old person my dad and a couple of
babies
kids watched my stuff that's right two
young children look at they're little
that doesn't seem legal how do you think
old people feel about you hate me
old people hate you probably well we'll
see how my dad feels i don't even know
how my dad feels
nothing like a nice quiet relaxing night
of yoga
on the top floor of my apartment
my dad is slightly amused the kids are
having a great time
okay kids are having a blast my dad is
slightly smiling
that's my dad's smiling with teeth at
this moment
[Music]
speechless that's how good i am plus 500
plus 500 no you don't get
the negative 500. is he the greatest of
all time mm-hmm
okay let's go give me this literally
give me this
is this me that is just me that is not
true according to them it is
trevor can i tell you something yeah
what's up i thought about it and i
decided
you're the greatest of all time baby
yeah you're the greatest i i know
the verdict was out but now we have
established it you've got this many
points check this out
how how many is that okay it's enough
it's enough to be crowned the greatest
of all time you know how many points you
have
more than you i was gonna say equal but
that's fine i got you this little trophy
look at this when you're the greatest of
all time you get the greatest trophy of
all time and this
is it what i'm gonna hand that to you oh
my god yeah do you like it
i love it it's pretty fun right it has
an uh it's cool i think you should take
a picture with it
okay yeah yeah take a picture maybe put
it on your instagram i'll let all my
followers
already know i'm the go that i'm still
the go yeah it's like when you go to the
videos
go ahead and just take the picture like
you know when you already have a
driver's license but you got to take
another test
that didn't happen for me oh well it
happened to my dad and he's like 63. so
they're just reconfirming that you can
drive so i'm just reconfirming that i'm
the goat okay hello
going to take a picture with that
would you mind actually taking the
picture oh yeah yeah i'll take it i got
you
yeah cool man
congrats you made it to the end you're
one of three percent of youtube viewers
anyways if you want to watch a bunch of
other videos i've done with comedy
central just go to the comedy central
page and watch some fun
all right see you guys there