♪ Guess who ♪
♪ Did you miss me ♪
♪ Jessica Simpson, sing the chorus ♪
♪ When you walked through the door it was clear to me ♪
♪ You're the one they adore, who they came to see ♪
♪ You're a rock star ♪
♪ Everybody wants you ♪
♪ Player ♪
♪ Who could really blame you ♪
♪ We're the ones who made you ♪
♪ Back by popular demand ♪
♪ Now pop a little Zantac for antacid if you can ♪
♪ You're ready to tackle any task that is at hand ♪
♪ How does it feel is it fantastic, is it grand ♪
♪ Well look at all the massive masses in the stands ♪
♪ Shady man, no, don't massacre the fans ♪
♪ Damn, I think Kim Kardashian's a man ♪
♪ She stomped him, just 'cause he asked to put his hands ♪
♪ On her massive gluteus maximus again ♪
♪ Squeeze it then squash it then pass it to a friend ♪
♪ Can he come back as nasty as he can ♪
♪ Yes he can, can, don't ask me this again ♪
♪ He does not mean to lesbian offend ♪
♪ But Lindsay, please come back to seein' men ♪
♪ Samantha's a two, you're practically a ten ♪
♪ I know you want me girl, in fact I see ya grin ♪
♪ When you walked through the door, it was clear to me ♪
♪ You're the one they adore, who they came to see ♪
♪ You're a rock star ♪
♪ Everybody wants you ♪
♪ Player ♪
♪ Who could really blame you ♪
♪ We're the ones who made you ♪
♪ The enforcer, look at the more women to torture ♪
♪ Walk up to the cutest girl and charlie-horse her ♪
♪ Sorry Portia, but what's Ellen DeGeneres ♪
♪ Have that I don't? Are you tellin' me tenderness? ♪
♪ Well I can be as gentle and as smooth as a gentleman ♪
♪ Give me my Ventolin inhaler and two Xenadrine ♪
♪ And I'll invite Sarah Palin out to dinner then ♪
♪ Nail her, "Baby, say hello to my little friend" ♪
♪ Brit, forget K-Fed, let's cut out the middleman ♪
♪ Forget him or you're gonna end up in the hospital again ♪
♪ And this time it won't be for the Ritalin binge ♪
♪ Forget them other men, girl pay them little attention ♪
♪ And little did I mention that Jennifer's ♪
♪ In love with me John Mayer, so sit on the bench ♪
♪ Man, I swear them other guys you give 'em an inch ♪
♪ They take a mile, they got style, but it isn't Slim's ♪
♪ When you walked through the door, it was clear to me ♪
♪ You're the one they adore, who they came to see ♪
♪ You're a rock star ♪
♪ Everybody wants you ♪
♪ Player ♪
♪ Who could really blame you ♪
♪ We're the ones who made you ♪
♪ And that's why, my love, you never live without ♪
♪ I know you want me girl ♪
♪ 'Cause I can see you're checkin' me out ♪
♪ And baby, you know, you know you want me too ♪
♪ Don't try to deny it, baby, I'm the only one for you ♪
♪ Damn girl, I'm beginning to sprout an Alfalfa ♪
♪ Why should I wash my filthy mouth out ♪
♪ You think that's bad, you should hear the rest of my album ♪
♪ Never has there been such finesse and nostalgia ♪
♪ Man Cash, I don't mean to mess with ya gal but ♪
♪ Jessica Alba, put a breast on my mouth, bruh ♪
♪ Wowzers I just made a mess in my trousers ♪
♪ And they wonder why I keep dressing like Elvis ♪
♪ Lord help us, he's back in his pink Alf shirt ♪
♪ Lookin' like someone shrinked his outfit ♪
♪ I think he's 'bout to flip, Jessica ♪
♪ Rest assured, Superman's here to rescue ya ♪
♪ Can you blame me, you're my Amy, I'm your Blake ♪
♪ Matter fact, bake me a birthday cake ♪
♪ With a saw blade in it to make my jailbreak ♪
♪ Baby, I think you just met your soulmate ♪
♪ When you walked through the door, it was clear to me ♪
♪ You're the one they adore, who they came to see ♪
♪ You're a rock star ♪
♪ Everybody wants you ♪
♪ Player ♪
♪ Who could really blame you ♪
♪ We're the ones who made you ♪
♪ So baby, baby ♪
♪ Get down, down, down, baby ♪
♪ Get down, get down, baby ♪
♪ Get down, down, down, baby ♪
♪ Get down, get down ♪
♪ Oh Amy! ♪
♪ Rehab never looked so good ♪
♪ I can't wait ♪
♪ I'm going back ♪
♪ Ha ha woo ♪
♪ Dr. Dre ♪
♪ 2020 ♪